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Jalapiñecone

@jalapinecone.bsky.social
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🇨🇦 Capital G Gamer (SM64, CS2, Minecraft, Melee, FGC, osu!) language learner EN/FR/日本語 PFP by rpdak.bsky.social

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Jalapiñecone @jalapinecone.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
For years I've thought that the ds lite used a 2.5mm audio port instead of a 3.5mm one and that's why my headphones never fit, but apparently the real reason was because my dumbass child self jammed my stylus in the port, broke off the nib, and got it stuck in there for all these years
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Jalapiñecone @jalapinecone.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
After years of never having any hand issues, I finally got hit with thumb pain that came on after a melee session last week and I don't like that it's not going away
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Jalapiñecone @jalapinecone.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Happy 30 years of Super Mario 64. It's unbelievable to think about how big an impact this game has had on my life. From my earliest memories to today, I owe some of the best moments of my life and some of the best friends I've ever made to this game.
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Jalapiñecone @jalapinecone.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I've been a longtime hater of ranked seasons in competitive games, but pokemon champions takes it to another level. Why would anyone want to slog through the baby ranks over and over again every month? Just give me my elo and let that find me matches against similarly skilled players
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Jalapiñecone @jalapinecone.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Found an extremely sick wii bundle at a garage sale for $20. 5 wii remotes, 4 nunchuks, 3 motion plus adapters, rechargeable battery packs, club penguin, and a bonus mario kart in the disc drive to top it all off
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Jalapiñecone @jalapinecone.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
First garage sale score of the season. Picked this up for a toonie. Unfortunately the rest of the garage sales were pretty barren, but at least now i have a good reason to get a ps1
I'm holding Ape Escape for the PlayStation
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Jalapiñecone @jalapinecone.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
the new SPD GAR album feels like there's more spd and less gar
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Jalapiñecone @jalapinecone.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Oh hell yeah I got to master ball in doubles! I haven't had this much fun grinding in a ranked ladder in any game in a very long time. I've been playing in draft leagues for the past few years, but I hadn't really gotten into vgc, but now I'm hooked
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Jalapiñecone @jalapinecone.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I genuinely can't be trusted to get anything done on any given day if I'm able to access youtube (and twitch to a lesser degree). This is a problem because i work on a computer
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Jalapiñecone @jalapinecone.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I was just testing out some of my vhs tapes to see how they're holding up and I ended up watching all of the original super mario bros movie. There was this one song that sounded straight out of home alone and it played every time mario and luigi did anything
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Shawn Micallef @shawnmicallef.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Staggering how many useful idiot Canadians are making statements today in support of Trump’s invasion.
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Jalapiñecone @jalapinecone.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Its wild to think that getting recommended a Clint video changed my life. His koopa freerunning video introduced me to speedrunning, but I didn't have a switch so I gave SM64 a try instead. Now I have a close group of amazing friends that I never would have met without the game youtu.be/FSR7u-1pLOs
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How I Got the Mushroom Kingdom World Record
YouTube video by Clint Stevens
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Jalapiñecone @jalapinecone.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
WHERE'S THE INAPPROPRIATE WORD, MIKU?
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Jalapiñecone @jalapinecone.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I have a deep personal hatred for locks where the turn is not horizontal when it's in the locked position? Like it should always be horizontal when locked because it's parallel to the engaged bolt, and also you generally turn locks to the right which is the same direction that the bolt extends
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Jalapiñecone @jalapinecone.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Every day I grow a little bit more thankful that I'm not american
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Jalapiñecone @jalapinecone.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Did a Faust pumpkin for Halloween this year
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Jalapiñecone @jalapinecone.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
We tried to teach our puppy how to play dead when we make a finger gun gesture and say bang, but we're not very good at training so now that's the command for her to slowly walk over to us and flop down on our lap
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Jalapiñecone @jalapinecone.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Huge find at a local boot sale today. The last owner must have been a grime monster because this thing is caked in dead skin gunk
A picture taken from the perspective of a man holding a PlayStation vita while walking in a parking lot. There is a post-it note affixed to the console that reads $10 (CAD). There is also a lovely puppy in the background of the photo
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Jalapiñecone @jalapinecone.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Lately my coworker has been talking about how lonely and isolating it is to get a job and move to a new city where you don't know anyone, and that's made me realize that most people don't have a bevy of internet clown friends to hang out with 24/7 on discord
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RPDak @rpdak.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
vc tenna mspaint doodles #deltarune #art #fanart
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RPDak @rpdak.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Finally something for the #gamedev side of my account! I finished up my second pico-8 game yesterday: Goldy Blocks Inc! I put a lot of work into polishing it, so give it a shot if you like falling block puzzle games! link: rpdak.itch.io/goldy-blocks... #pico8 #indiedev #pixelart
Title screen of the game. Large golden letters spelling out "Goldy Blocks Incorporated" with smaller text underneath it that says "Golems Built Just Right". Blocks of golden bricks, each with a singular eye, fall from the top of the screen to the bottom. Or at least they should be. I've uploaded a gif on Bluesky so it's probably about to become a  still image the moment I hit the Post button. A golden block with an eye on it moves around a grid attaching to similar silver blocks, which turn gold when they attach. The newly formed tetris-like shape is then dropped onto a board and fits nicely into a different, previously dropped shape.
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Jalapiñecone @jalapinecone.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Got myself a $10 hori in japan, we're ready to get to work with this one
a readout of the hori controller range values. The result is exceedingly poor with the origin being far off center and the angles being quite incorrect
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Jalapiñecone @jalapinecone.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I'm sitting at my desk eating caesar salad and listening to pirate metal and things couldn't be better
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Jalapiñecone @jalapinecone.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
It is 6am and i can't stop playing mario kart 7
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Badroenis @badroenis.sm64.live · 09/01/2025
be the poggers you want to see in the world
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Jalapiñecone @jalapinecone.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I will get my 49 in 2025. It was my goal when i started speedrunning years ago and not having achieved it yet sits in the back of my mind. It's right in front of me and it has been for a long time. 2025 will be the year of settling unfinished business
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Jalapiñecone @jalapinecone.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
setting one of those "walking around <place>" videos on youtube to 10x speed and then playing a jungle mix in the background is pretty sweet
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RPDak @rpdak.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Beholden - Happy New Year One for the lore-heads. The full image is 5000x7400 and I put a LOT of detail into it, so I implore you to download it at the link below and check it out! (download button is on the bottom right) Full Image: www.flickr.com/photos/20203... #guiltygear #faust #fanart #art
Faust from Guilty Gear dressing like a jiangshi standing in a shallow lake, staring down at his own reflection in it. The paper charm on his head is a receipt listing all of his victims from when he was a killer. He is surrounded by paper lanterns resembling his head floating in the water, which glow blue with an otherworldly light.
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Jalapiñecone @jalapinecone.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
My headphones have a long, poorly shielded cable, and it constantly catches the short wave radio signal of the official atomic time of canada broadcast, so while using my computer I always just hear *beep* *beep* *beep* "CHU CANADA. COORDINATED UNIVERSAL TIME. 2 HOUR 20 MINUTES" in the background
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Jalapiñecone @jalapinecone.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
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Suigi @greensuigi.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
I did it. 120 star WR and the first 1:35. i just cant believe it and theres nothing else to say
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Suigi @greensuigi.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
me when im not playing mario: man i wish i was playing mario 😡
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