jakoepke.bsky.social @jakoepke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comHomer Simpson's Sax-a-ma-phoneALT: Homer Simpson's Sax-a-ma-phone 000
jakoepke.bsky.social @jakoepke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026...New name soon to be reflected on Google maps. 000
jakoepke.bsky.social @jakoepke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026We're only 25% into the 21st century, but....whatever. 001
jakoepke.bsky.social @jakoepke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Possibly naive hot take: So report on what this administration is DOING instead of what he's SAYING. 2242
jakoepke.bsky.social @jakoepke.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Yall need to stop speculating about his health like this. His odd gait is likely simply him trying to keep the shit from escaping the side of his diaper. 000
jakoepke.bsky.social @jakoepke.bsky.social · 14/07/2026How is it considered "fleeing the scene" if you're not even the target? Now if you'll excuse me, I need to flee the scene for a dental appointment. 000
jakoepke.bsky.social @jakoepke.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I'm not into sports. But I am SO INVESTED in Cape Verde right now! #capeverde #fifa 000
jakoepke.bsky.social @jakoepke.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Cool. Now we'll be reading about drunken dickweeds pulling down nests for loot. 000
jakoepke.bsky.social @jakoepke.bsky.social · 28/04/2026The beach can open, Amity Island mayor says. 1311
jakoepke.bsky.social @jakoepke.bsky.social · 25/04/2026He accidentally backed himself into a good comedy bit. 000
jakoepke.bsky.social @jakoepke.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Black is white, up is down, roadkill is an entree... 010
jakoepke.bsky.social @jakoepke.bsky.social · 31/03/2026If it makes him happy to make bubbles at Disney, good for him. In fact, he should quit his day job and retire to Orlando, making himself and many others very happy. 000
jakoepke.bsky.social @jakoepke.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Let's apply it to the men as well and see how long it lasts. 020
jakoepke.bsky.social @jakoepke.bsky.social · 24/03/2026He got both names when he devoured his twin in the womb. 001
jakoepke.bsky.social @jakoepke.bsky.social · 20/02/2026That's OK...just go back to that shelf that keeps producing tariff money. 010
jakoepke.bsky.social @jakoepke.bsky.social · 21/11/2025As a long-time resident of the St. Louis area, my first thought was "Why you hating on Noah's Ark restaurant?" Then I realized what I was looking at. 060
jakoepke.bsky.social @jakoepke.bsky.social · 27/10/2025I, too am a farmer. (Looking at my potato growing roots in a glass of water.) 030
jakoepke.bsky.social @jakoepke.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Every time he says he "looks at" or "sees" Portland burning, a reporter needs to ask when he was there. 010
jakoepke.bsky.social @jakoepke.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Every time I view a clip like this, I'm amazed that there is no exasperated "jesus fucking christ" from anyone in the audience. 070
jakoepke.bsky.social @jakoepke.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Surely I'm not the only one who sees this? #StLouisCounty #StL #StLouis 211
jakoepke.bsky.social @jakoepke.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Since this film, and still to this day, my family always says "too many notes" when something gets complicated. 020
jakoepke.bsky.social @jakoepke.bsky.social · 06/05/2025He sounds like the kid who didn't read the book, trying to bluff through an oral report. 030
jakoepke.bsky.social @jakoepke.bsky.social · 02/05/2025For those interested in having counter-celebrations: it is also Harriet Beecher Stowe's birthday. And Boy George's. And Marla Gibbs'. 020
jakoepke.bsky.social @jakoepke.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Same...There's a certain self-assurance that is attained over years of learning to Not Give A Fuck. 000
jakoepke.bsky.social @jakoepke.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Because Zelenskyy is a badass in a room full of cream puffs. 000
jakoepke.bsky.social @jakoepke.bsky.social · 25/02/2025We remember Katie, too. (It's "Sparksinmo" from instagram here.) Tell your mama to take you out. It's gonna be a fabulous day! 110
jakoepke.bsky.social @jakoepke.bsky.social · 14/02/2025To be fair, I think he knows a lot about shots. 000
jakoepke.bsky.social @jakoepke.bsky.social · 13/01/2025media.tenor.comelmo from sesame street is dancing with a stick in his handALT: elmo from sesame street is dancing with a stick in his hand 000
jakoepke.bsky.social @jakoepke.bsky.social · 19/12/2024I took an astronomy class. I can tell the difference between a drone and a constellation while regretting not pursuing a career in science. 010
jakoepke.bsky.social @jakoepke.bsky.social · 19/12/2024I took fashion history too and have had the exact same experience. Maybe a "visual learner" kind of thing? 190
jakoepke.bsky.social @jakoepke.bsky.social · 26/11/2024media.tenor.coma woman says okay just act normalALT: a woman says okay just act normal 000
jakoepke.bsky.social @jakoepke.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Nordic Ware? That's got YEARS of fight left in it. 010
