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NodeConf.eu @nodeconf.eu · 30/09/2026

Thank you everyone for joining us at #NodeConfEU 2026! 💚 We hope you enjoyed it as much as we did, and we can’t wait to see you again next year! 📅👩‍💻 #TechCommunity #NodeCommunity

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Jacob @jakob.jingleheimer.dev · 28/09/2026

Yeah, Italy did that after migrants invaded the Spanish territory in Africa (pretty sure Meloni didn't realise it was actually in Africa, cuz she kept insisting they broke into the Schengen).

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Patrick Brosset @patrickbrosset.com · 28/09/2026

Fancy tooltips that use popover and anchor positioning are great. But sometimes all you need is a trustworthy title HTML attribute for a text-only tooltip. 😭 Only problem is: it can't be styled! Do you want these tooltips to be stylable? Maybe with a ::tooltip pseudo. Let me know your use cases!

A light pink box with the text Hover me inside it. A tooltip is displayed next to it, with the text I'm a sad little tooltip. Please style me.

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NodeConf.eu @nodeconf.eu · 28/09/2026

🥁 𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝐀𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭🎙️ Thrilled to have @jakob.jingleheimer.dev on the #NodeConfEU 2026 stage! He'll tell us the story behind "𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐞𝐚?". 🎟️Don't miss it out; secure your tickets www.nodeconf.eu

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OpenJS Foundation @openjsf.org · 17/09/2026

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Jhey ʕ·ᴥ·　ʔ @jhey.dev · 17/09/2026

one does not simply reveal a password 👁️

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Jacob @jakob.jingleheimer.dev · 05/09/2026

Any chance you can make it part of one of the standard libs so @types/node etc can consume it?

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Jacob @jakob.jingleheimer.dev · 05/09/2026

YES‼️ Node needs this SO BAD! Half the APIs accept a file path, the other half accept a file URL string, and yet another half accept both and a URL instance, and god help you if you guess wrong (spoiler: silent 🤷‍♂️ failure).

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Jacob @jakob.jingleheimer.dev · 30/08/2026

I think she did 🙂 She was beloved for decades.

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Node.js @nodejs.org · 26/08/2026

Are you a Node.js user? We want your feedback. Tell us all about how you're using Node.js in our annual user survey. Your response helps shape our future priorities! linuxfoundation.surveymonkey.com/r/…

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Patrick Brosset @patrickbrosset.com · 12/08/2026

<input type="checkbox" switch> is coming to Chromium-based browsers! My team is currently adding the implementation at chromium-review.googlesource.com/c/chromium/s...

Two switches as seen on iOS. The first one has a default green background. The second one has a custom background set by using CSS.

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Jacob @jakob.jingleheimer.dev · 31/07/2026

If you have a Mac, you can enable accessibility features to "announce" notifications (mine is constantly "reminding" me to run Time Machine); it works for low battery too.

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Jacob @jakob.jingleheimer.dev · 18/07/2026

It shows on the web interface, but not the VS Code extension

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Jacob @jakob.jingleheimer.dev · 16/07/2026

Doesn't it also have the worst water-quality? Something about lead and arsenic?

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Jacob @jakob.jingleheimer.dev · 02/07/2026

It's a joke. Proxies are generally regarded as black magic. I was quoting Luke Skywalker.

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Jacob @jakob.jingleheimer.dev · 30/06/2026

@marinaaisa.com at WEH i think it was you who asked about Safari bugs that need fixing? Could Safari un-break its Shape Detection API? It used to work, and then it broke a few years ago 😢

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Jacob @jakob.jingleheimer.dev · 30/06/2026

Is the Dark Side stronger?

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Jacob @jakob.jingleheimer.dev · 29/06/2026

I haven't ever; been using it for ~10 years

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Jacob @jakob.jingleheimer.dev · 29/06/2026

Both receive all the conditions. The client looks for the client one and ignores anything it doesn't recognise; the server vice-versa. But to be clear, i'm not suggesting this should affect next behaviour—next would be blissfully ignorant of these; this is for the user to customise their own stuff.

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Jacob @jakob.jingleheimer.dev · 29/06/2026

Why would this not work? node --conditions=next-client-local --conditions=next-server-remote --run dev

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Jacob @jakob.jingleheimer.dev · 29/06/2026

That feels like reinventing the wheel 🤔

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Jacob @jakob.jingleheimer.dev · 29/06/2026

Hmm. Lemme think on that and get back to you

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Jacob @jakob.jingleheimer.dev · 29/06/2026

> we could invent prefixes, but that snowballs Yeah, that's what i mean with helping would just make things worse. Users can figure out what works for them.

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Jacob @jakob.jingleheimer.dev · 29/06/2026

Next COULD help with this, but i think it doesn't have to (and helping would probably just get in the way of something we don't think of). For instance, setting multiple conditions with prefixed values would work for that problem.

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Jacob @jakob.jingleheimer.dev · 29/06/2026

Unless i'm missing something: However the user designs it. That's not next's problem.

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Jacob @jakob.jingleheimer.dev · 29/06/2026

😆 "two processes in a trenchcoat" > is forwarding all conditions the right design choice for this? I think yes because the user is in full control of the input and its consumption; so as long as next doesn't consume them too (the user can probably work around), the limits are the user's design.

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Jacob @jakob.jingleheimer.dev · 29/06/2026

Are you thinking specifically related to conditional import subpath? I think in general, conditions are just flags. If one flag will cause a problem in A… don do that? In prod, set different conditions? They're not hard-coded.

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Jacob @jakob.jingleheimer.dev · 29/06/2026

Next could do some jiggery-pokery like with env vars (prefixes). I wasn't aware of the effectively 2 processes under the hood. 🤔 I think even still, this isn't a problem next really needs to rigidly solve—I think it's something users can sort themselves (perhaps next might recommend x, y, or z).

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Jacob @jakob.jingleheimer.dev · 29/06/2026

conditions is a list, so a user can supply N-number of them; values are also arbitrary, so you could set the value to something like 'client-local' (instead of just 'local'). But also, that's a user problem, not a next problem (the next problem is "get out of the way" 😅).

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Jacob @jakob.jingleheimer.dev · 29/06/2026

@danabra.mov next currently strips out nodejs conditions, breaking any cleverness in pjson subpath imports eg `node --conditions=local --run dev`. It's otherwise great for local offline dev, substituting a module with remote service calls. Any chance you can get next to stop bungling it?

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Jacob @jakob.jingleheimer.dev · 26/06/2026

Mm, hot thunderstorms tomorrow, and then it breaks

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Jacob @jakob.jingleheimer.dev · 26/06/2026

It's 34°C _inside_ my house 🫠

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Antoine du Hamel @aduh95.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Node.js 26.4.0 is out with a new `node:vfs` built-in module (behind `--experimental-vfs` flag). It also adds support for package maps, and many bug fixes, including a fix for a regression shipped with last week security release. Full changelog and download links at nodejs.org/en/blog/rele...

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Node.js® is a free, open-source, cross-platform JavaScript runtime environment that lets developers create servers, web apps, command line tools and scripts.

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Jacob @jakob.jingleheimer.dev · 16/06/2026

Every time I report a bug to my bank: Please uninstall and reinstall (which triggers an identity re-verification, blocking the account in the meantime) 🤦‍♂️

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Signal @signal.org · 08/06/2026

Our statement on the UK gov't's demand that all content on all devices sold or used in the UK be scanned, on the presumption of nudity, using a dystopian combination of age verification & content scanning. This proposal will not safeguard children. It endangers us all. signal.org/blog/pdfs/20...

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Jacob @jakob.jingleheimer.dev · 05/06/2026

Kinda thinking this is the unfortunate future 😕

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