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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Killing for fun is evil. The one concern I have is that banning Pheasant shooting may lead to unemployment of Pheasant Pluckers.

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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Scrapping the electoral college has been a no-brainer for centuries so why has nothing been done?

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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

If You Love Me (Nana Mouskouri) Love Me Tender (Elvis) Love Me Or Leave Me (Fats Waller) Love Me In The Daytime (Doris Day) Didn't I Love You Enough (Connie Francis) We Love You (Stones) Do I Love You (Ronettes) To Know You Is To Love You (Perry Como)

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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Hoots Mon! Is that the same mechanism whereby Scotland could gain independence from the UK without an independence referendum?

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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Tea for Two (Doris Day) Two Sleepy People (Fats Waller) Two Hound Dogs (Bill Haley) Two Little Girls From Little Rock (Marilyn Monroe)

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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

That was a catastrophic apostrophic event!

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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

They are indistinguishable from state-sponsored terrorists on a mission to ethnically cleanse before annexation.

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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Yes, but since when do plurals have apostrophes?

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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I'm fully vaxxed thanks to our wonderful NHS. Yippee!

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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

You'd Be Surprised (Marilyn Monroe)

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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Love Changes Everything (Joan Baez)

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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

The Space Capsule (Queen) Three Stars (Eddie Cochran)

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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Easy Living (Peggy Lee) Living Doll (Cliff Richard) Falling In Love Again (Marlene Dietrich) Catch A Falling Star (Perry Como)

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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I was at the Brian Cox Emergence World Tour at Co-op Live Arena, Manchester, on Friday & he kept referring to the existence of "intelligent life" in the universe & I kept wondering just what he was referring to!

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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

You'd Be Surprised (Marilyn Monroe) Your Feet's Too Big (Fats Waller) Yellow Bird (Eartha Kitt) You Are My Sunshine (Ruby Murray)

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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Stop In The Name Of Love (Supremes) Name Of The Game (Abba) A Boy Named Sue (Johnny Cash)

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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

In March 2013 the Falkland Islanders voted on whether a continuation of their status as a UK Overseas Territory in view of Argentina's call for negotiations on the islands' sovereignty. On a 92% turnout, 99.8% voted to remain a UK Overseas Territory, with only 3 votes against.

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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Please don't go. I'd really miss you. What really irritates me is the never-ending prattle of the self-obsessed. But with hope it might someday have an effect, I mute, mute, mute.

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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

We'll Meet Again (Vera Lynn) Falling In Love Again (Marlene Dietrich) Let's Twist Again (Chubby Checker) Here Comes The Rain Again (Eurythmics) Happy Days Are Here Again (Jack Hylton)

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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Little Curly Hair In A High Chair (Fats Waller) There's A Small Hotel (Benny Goodman)

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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

... And who is paying for them & their resource hunger.

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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

His intense dislike of Clacton makes it an ideal candidate for nuking because (i) he's sure to be safely elsewhere & (ii) his constituents won't be bothering him ever again.

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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You Wont Be Satisfied (Ella Fitzgerald) Won't You Get Off It, Please (Fats Waller) There Won't Be A Shortage Of Love (Peggy Lee) Bill Bailey, Won't You Please Come Home (Brenda Lee)

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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

We've Got A Groovey Thing Goin' (Simon & Garfunkel) We've Only Just Begun (Carpenters) After You've Gone (Fats Waller) You've Turned The Tables on Me (Helen Ward) Look What You've Done (Stones)

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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Soul Survivor (Rolling Stones) The Spirit Is Willing (Glenn Miller) Ghost Of A Chance (Lester Young)

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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Walking Back To Happiness (Helen Shapiro) Boots For Walking (Nancy Sinatra) Running Bear (Johnny Preston) Running Scared (Roy Orbison)

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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Almost the first thing I learned about responding to questions in a professional environment was that you should always say "I don't know" when you don't know. It's what's generally known as honesty.

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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I Have A Dream (Abba) If You Love Me (Brenda Lee) It's In His Kiss (Betty Everett) I Want To Be Evil (Eartha Kitt)

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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Its the Kegsbreath crusade to the holy land.

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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Kids Say The Darndest Things (Tammy Wynette)

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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I've always struggled with choosing which ghoul to imitate. Ghoul selection should be taught in schools.

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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Good Golly Miss Molly (Jerry Lee Lewis)

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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Rock Around The Clock (Bill Haley) Five O'Clock Whistle (Ella Fitzgerald) Old Time Religion (Jerry Lee Lewis) As Time Goes By (Vera Lynn)

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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Yes, the joining together of the Tories & Deform to fight the wave of popular support for rejoin would be very exciting indeed, especially for the vast army of Tory & Deform bigots & liars. It is our task to invent a fresh new name for this coalition of the dimwits & loudmouths. Any offers?

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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Surely these benefits should be available to all. There are also hazards for men, children and the elderly in dark places.

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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Just An Old Fashioned Girl (Eartha Kitt) Just Like A Woman (Bob Dylan) I'm Just A Lucky So And So (Chuck Berry)

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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

So would you call oral sex supper sex?

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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Can't Help Falling In Love (Elvis Presley) You Can't Catch Me (Chuck Berry) I Can't Give You Anything But Love (Eartha Kitt)

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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Are you or are you not selling Bacon Flavor Fries on Amazon?

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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Show Me The Way (Clancy Bros) The Way You Look Tonight (Doris Day) True Love Ways (Buddy Holly) Way Down Yonder in New Orleans (Sidney Bechet)

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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Yep, vinyl is a very expensive pain in the ever-loving. Subscription services are worse, but my MP3 collection is brilliant. MP3s don't collect dust, they don't get damaged by handling, they don't scratch, they don't jump and you can make your own albums & delete all the crap tracks.

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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

... or if you want to segregate, do it for urinals & cubicles. Urinals are quick so don't use much space. Cubicles are slower but private & therefore suitable for all genders. This arrangement would reduce the need for queuing at ladies' toilets while men's toilets are under-used.

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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Warm December (Julie London)

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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My Friend The Sea (Nana Mouskouri) Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend (Marilyn Monroe)

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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My word Matthew, you're supported by quintuplets. It's a miracle! Or AI.

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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Jewish human rights barrister, 94, arrested for supporting a terrorist organisation. It's the law!

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Jack Moser @jakmoser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Open The Door (Eddie Cochran) Open Your Heart (Madonna) Wide Open Spaces (Dixie Chicks)

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