Jake Lara @jakeypoos.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Dad recorded his music-loving daughter's growth over the years. x.com/WomaninRedx/...x.comx.com 000
Jake Lara @jakeypoos.bsky.social · 08/12/2024The spy job didn't exclude any white people It just reserved some jobs specifically for people who could go spying in non-white ethnic parts of the world and blend ln They've always done this and it's not a new story. Someone white spying in Yemen might look a bit suspicious don't you think? 020
Jake Lara @jakeypoos.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Would be good if you could use this fame to make a video perhaps with a production company (which will go viral) explaining your work because it sounds interesting and smell is something we rarely consider to be particularly important 010
Jake Lara @jakeypoos.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Certain types of cheese and old socks If you blindfold people and say to them, do you recognise this smell as old socks while letting them smell some cheese, without their visual prejudice how many would say yes that's awful those are old socks 000
Jake Lara @jakeypoos.bsky.social · 01/12/2024I'm only joking. Haven't you heard about the African prince scam, Where they get you to send money because their country isn't able to use the regular banking system or something 🙂 010
Jake Lara @jakeypoos.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Difficult one. Perhaps the current owner could allow you access to quickly Channel the water outside into a fish pond Hope that helps 000
Jake Lara @jakeypoos.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Yes, this is what the African crown prince I’m helping out said as well. You can’t be too careful. 100
Jake Lara @jakeypoos.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Actually I got it back today, so I'm staying there as well 110
Jake Lara @jakeypoos.bsky.social · 30/11/2024I lost my X account because I suggested to someone who said Reality revolves around consciousness, that they could test their theory by jumping out of the third floor window & imagining themselves a soft landing. Algorithm saw I told someone to jump out of a window and cut my account 🙂 100
Jake Lara @jakeypoos.bsky.social · 28/11/2024The consumer Financial protection bureau coordinates all the state consumer protection agencies using 1591 employees in lots of different buildings If it wasn't there they could just form their own association with AI tools and one person to arrange online conferences etc 000
Jake Lara @jakeypoos.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Sounds like you find it extremely boring, Could be quite entertaining if I put a present in there, because I would wrap a small toffee in so many boxes that it looks like something worth having, but it takes half an hour to open it and the last box would be a Diamond ring jewellery case 000
Jake Lara @jakeypoos.bsky.social · 25/11/2024What are the rules of the thing your office is doing 100
Jake Lara @jakeypoos.bsky.social · 24/11/2024As far as I know Secret Santa means everyone’s name goes in a hat and everyone picks a name from the hat, and whoever you’ve picked you have to buy a present for. When the presents are opened they have to guess who gave it to them 110
Jake Lara @jakeypoos.bsky.social · 24/11/2024I'd probably blow the game of it away by going up to the person I'm supposed to be buying a present for, and ask them what was the best present they ever had that was very very cheap 200
Jake Lara @jakeypoos.bsky.social · 24/11/2024The two faceness reminds me of this www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1dm...youtube.comNot the Nine O'Clock News Politicians ArgueYouTube video by OldSchoolRasslin 010
Jake Lara @jakeypoos.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Is secret Santa just all the same stuff that gets swapped around every year. If it is it’s a good way of keeping all that junk out of landfill for a few years 100
Jake Lara @jakeypoos.bsky.social · 24/11/2024All information has varying degrees of certainty, it’s not a binary true or false. The certainty of any particular information can be checked easily using Microsoft copilot. Example Trump swayed about to music for 39 minutes because there was a medical emergency in the crowd 000
Jake Lara @jakeypoos.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Your cat looks like If it was big enough it would have no worries killing you 🙂 000
Jake Lara @jakeypoos.bsky.social · 19/11/2024I just had a look At what you pay for electricity And it says It’s 14p per kilowatt hour.(25c CAN) I pay 29.4p Per kilowatt hour (52c CAN) 200
Jake Lara @jakeypoos.bsky.social · 19/11/2024No I don’t. I have quite a lot of dairy Kiefer. I take a bucket load of other vitamins though 😊 One of those is vitamin K2 which I take with vitamin D. K2 is supposed to take the calcium in your body and make it go to where it’s needed. I'm taking that on trust I haven't seen any research 000
Jake Lara @jakeypoos.bsky.social · 18/11/2024If you use Listerine last thing at night I've read that It's very bad for your teeth because it's acidic. There must be some way to get calcium into your teeth and help them mineralise 100
Jake Lara @jakeypoos.bsky.social · 17/11/2024I take it you didn't like it. That's okay. I make these to entertain myself, you can't really share them widely because the music industry is suing the AI generators over copyright The only copyright I own is in the lyrics 200
Jake Lara @jakeypoos.bsky.social · 16/11/2024I just made this so I thought I'd try out posting a video here www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7kJ...youtube.comSmappy by hip hop happy snappy Chappies Bicycle swerved to avoid that oily patch in the road singersYouTube video by Jake Lara 100
Jake Lara @jakeypoos.bsky.social · 15/11/2024I’m still there as well. If I see someone who’s wrong about something online I have to tell them 🙂 000
