Jake Theis @jaketheis.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Browns players checking schedule to see if it has SF again… 000
Jake Theis @jaketheis.bsky.social · 13/10/2026The Australia breaking McVay narrative is a fun one. “Their toilets flushed backwards… all the animals had pouches…am I currently upside down…what day is it…?” 120
Jake Theis @jaketheis.bsky.social · 11/10/2026It was a vivisection… but with hand grenades not a scalpel. 000
Jake Theis @jaketheis.bsky.social · 11/10/2026GB running a lot more north/south this game. Also two weeks in a row of the same oline has to help. 000
Jake Theis @jaketheis.bsky.social · 11/10/2026There’s a moment in GB games where MLF sees his run game get stuffed a couple times and his team give up a couple odd penalties and he decides arm punts are more lucrative than foot punts. 000
Jake Theis @jaketheis.bsky.social · 11/10/2026static.klipy.comDolph Lundgren Adjusts Bow TieALT: Dolph Lundgren Adjusts Bow Tie 000
Jake Theis @jaketheis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026They begin with five minutes of title cards of different grant organizations and production company logos. 020
Jake Theis @jaketheis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Through watching his development year-to-year since Canales came in, I’ve been forced to recant a lot of my prior Bryce Young takes. He’s a perfectly reasonable NFL QB now. 000
Jake Theis @jaketheis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Are DCs more aggressive when their team has a backup qb? 100
Jake Theis @jaketheis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Catching the game winner a few feet from a celebrating mascot is nice. Go Herky, Go Hawks :) 000
Jake Theis @jaketheis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This Packers oline is giving me residual sympathy for Texans fans. 100
Jake Theis @jaketheis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Tierney and Henriksen you say… adding this to the list. 000
Jake Theis @jaketheis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026static.klipy.comThe Dress Color IllusionALT: The Dress Color Illusion 000
Jake Theis @jaketheis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Like I imagine it’s a big burlap sack but maybe it’s an aquarium on a dolly? 000
Jake Theis @jaketheis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Between this and the Bills new end zone, it’s been a good week between the pylons. 000
Jake Theis @jaketheis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Curious how they were transported. Rodent-throwing Guys 110
Jake Theis @jaketheis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Using Bills TE naming convention, I’m guessing it was Dallas Kastle. 020
Jake Theis @jaketheis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026This is the most MLF game (complimentary and derogatory). 000
Jake Theis @jaketheis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026That’s going to be a juicy formation for a jet sweep against zone at some point 000
Jake Theis @jaketheis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Reed had the drop and Golden went east/west on his designed play. I think with the pressure, we’ll see a Reed end around and another Golden short pass soon. 000
Jake Theis @jaketheis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This game is being officiated by the sheriffs from First Blood. 010
Jake Theis @jaketheis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026“Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day… or a Mechagodzilla.” - Shakespeare, probably 000
Jake Theis @jaketheis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Is that headshot just a snip from the Rich Eisen show? Weird 001
Jake Theis @jaketheis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Agree. He had a great contract year after a few up and down years of injuries and drops. Can be a good target magnet X but I think that’s the longterm dream for Brown. 010
Jake Theis @jaketheis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026In Chicago, “likable backup qb” is tied with pope. Kyle Orton is still a subject of regional pockets of hagiography there. 1140
Jake Theis @jaketheis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I remember my wife walking into the living room going “what is this movie?!” 000
Jake Theis @jaketheis.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Beyond St. Louis and Cincinatti, the MLB map just had pictures of sea monsters . 2201
Jake Theis @jaketheis.bsky.social · 08/09/2026“McBoar on the Floor.” - new menu read idea for Brian Cox 021
Jake Theis @jaketheis.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Read the first few words of the headline and LaFleur/Love is going to be a recurring issue for Packers and Cards fans. 000
