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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬

@jakerowan.bsky.social
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Horror nerd. Horror Writer 🦬Bills Mafia 🦬 314

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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
You guys should make a comment about Jake Cinninger. He’s clearly lost his mind.
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
If ICE comes to your city buy a bottle of pure capsaicin mix it into a super soaker with water and blast those piggies.
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
He’ll be the Bills head Coach.
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
They fired the wrong guy.
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Fuck the NFL
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I miss video game loading screens.
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Bills need to get Mike McDaniel as our OC this offseason.
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
FUCK ICE
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Oh?
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Bills need to call Rodrigo Blankenship.
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
IT: Welcome to Derry is so fucking good. Started it this week just started episode 5 now!
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
He knows his world is crumbling around him. He’s terrified, and he should be. The rest of his life isn’t going to be a fun one.
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Zach Davidson time.
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
They need to boo his ass out of the stadium.
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Bills should have signed Rodrigo Blankenship.
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Because everyone runs against us.
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Look at who they are facing lol.
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Joe Brady is a criminal.
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
MAMDANI!
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Beane sucks
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Oh someone is a little grumpy. I don’t like to tell people how to live their lives. Have fun being crotchety party pooper. You also stole your name from Dead Meat. Be more original.
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Dictators when they saw trump was re elected.
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Then don’t buy them? People like them and they are fun collectibles.
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Wow wow wow
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Hollywood Horror Museum @horrormuseum.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Watched 38 horror movies in October. I’ve been on a roll.
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Go Blue Jays
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I love Dion Dawkins but I’m sorry, he is the last guy in the world that can call people corny. His whole personality is corny.
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
He’ll use it to tear down another wing of the White House for the Adolph Hitler Art gallery.
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
But he’s probably way more intelligent.
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I think a squirrel got to my pumpkin lol.
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
You sound like a doofus.
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
So if you want alcohol to be legal you’re an alcoholic?
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
They make millions a year. I think they will be fine.
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Easy. Don’t bet and let people live how they want.
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Hopefully trump went over there and took a big deep breath.
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Brett Meiselas @bmeiselas.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
The same people who lost their minds over renovations to Cracker Barrel are totally fine with the White House getting bulldozed
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Time for the only award show that matters!
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Too bad Alison Lohman is a MAGAT
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Too bad Beane doesn’t care. He is one of the most complacent GMs. He’s been riding the wave of drafting Allen for too long. Without Allen he is a bottom 10 GM.
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Thank god the AFC is not great to start the season.
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
It’s honestly amazing how not in sync they are.
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Go for it.
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Defense showing some life!
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
ED!
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Bobby Babich when he sees the Bills offense catching up.
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
That drive looked a lot more like Bills football.
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Jaco/Jake🔪 👹🧟‍♂️🦬 @jakerowan.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
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