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Jake Razz

@jakerazz.bsky.social
65 followers 114 following 43 posts

I want to be friends with everyone I can be but it's not necessary. Somewhere between hyper realistic and the power of positivity.

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Jake Razz @jakerazz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I forgot this thing was here! The sky and shit!
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Jake Razz @jakerazz.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Happy World Oceans Day
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Jake Razz @jakerazz.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Have a wonderful day , you are here to enjoy it and thats worth celebrating
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Jake Razz @jakerazz.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I dont even know what this is
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Jake Razz @jakerazz.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
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Jake Razz @jakerazz.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Just a song about a guy who saved the world from crab people youtu.be/q6OM4D2FzVA?...
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Crab People Crusader
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Nina Willburger @drnwillburger.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
A hand made of bronze and gold. It has been interpreted as the earliest proshetic hand for a casualty of conflict, a symbol for the status of the bearer. However, the solar symbols on the cuff suggest that it had also a cosmological significance. Found in Prêles, ...🧵1/2 #archaeology 🏺 📷by me
A close-up of a bronze hand with a cuff of gold foil on the wrist, the cuff is decorated with concentric circles. The fingers a broken off. Part of the thumb is missing. Length 17.8 cm.
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Jake Razz @jakerazz.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Complacency is the silent killer of dreams and progress
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Jake Razz @jakerazz.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
No matter how poor you are you can always invest in yourself
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Jake Razz @jakerazz.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Why do new fast food restaurants still get built with the second drive thru window they never use
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Jake Razz @jakerazz.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
People whose entire identity revolves around their political alignment are weird. Get a hobby, go live life, have fun
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Jake Razz @jakerazz.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Order pizza Show up for pizza Only 1 pizza on to go rack Give them name They pick up pizza and read name They ask for the name again Give them name again Watch them look around like theyre looking for some other magical pizza besides the only one that's there before finally handing me my pizza
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Jake Razz @jakerazz.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Ok tool guys. What's your current go to drill/impact brand? Looking to get a set while the deals are running. Have to provide my own tools for work and don't want crap that's not worth it. My little Makita set worked well for a few years but my impact broke earlier in the year
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Jwst Feed @jwstfeed.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Full image of Pillars Of Creation by JWST (NIRCam). 🔭 🧪
This vertical image has layers of semi-opaque rusty red colored gas and dust that starts at the bottom left and goes toward the top right. There are three prominent pillars rising toward the top right. The left pillar is the largest and widest. The peaks of the second and third pillars are set off in darker shades of brown and have red outlines.
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Jake Razz @jakerazz.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
My favorite UFO sighting is the go-slow
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Jake Razz @jakerazz.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Twin parenting is a rollercoaster. Officially got tag-teamed for the for the first time earlier when the both peed during back to back diaper changes 😵‍💫😵‍💫
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Jake Razz @jakerazz.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
The only bad part about online grocery ordering is now you get these chicken game style face offs of who's more important between the worker with their big work cart and the customer with their shopping cart. GTFO my way I'm giving you money vs GTFO my way I'm at work
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Jake Razz @jakerazz.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Aw shit they got beyblades at Sonic, might have to f around and get a kids meal
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Jake Razz @jakerazz.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Looks like a place id build my camp on ARK scorched earth map 😅
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Jake Razz @jakerazz.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Truly a masterpiece
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Jake Razz @jakerazz.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Never forget when I had a friend do this their first time and everyone immediately roasted them 😂😂😂
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Jake Razz @jakerazz.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
👏🏻👏🏻
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a man in a suit and tie says welcome to the nerd zone
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says welcome to the nerd zone
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Jake Razz @jakerazz.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
IDK who needs to hear this but just cuz it snows doesn't mean you can get lazy with your dog poop. Pick it up you bums
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Jake Razz @jakerazz.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Just when I was reaching the age that songs like "blues clues" we're finally starting to not be burned into my brain, the kid makes it all start over again 😂
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Jake Razz @jakerazz.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
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Jake Razz @jakerazz.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
When orb daddy shows up at the hearing as a surprise guest
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Rebecca R Helm @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
This is SO COOL. Extremely rare soft crystalline seashells are washing up in Northern California right now [a thread 🧵]... 🦑🧪🌊🐙
Fingers holding a glass-slipper like object the size of a thumb, with the words "this is a soft crystalline seashell...". Image by stevelonhard of iNaturalist.
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Jake Razz @jakerazz.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
I don't drink vitamin water often but it was on sale and this is gas
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Jake Razz @jakerazz.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
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Jake Razz @jakerazz.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
It'll be a good one man don't worry about a giant douche and turd sandwich. My wife's is Friday as well 🍻🍻
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Jake Razz @jakerazz.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
The moment of panic when you're fidgeting with your card waiting in line at a drive-thru and you drop it between the seat and center console
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Jake Razz @jakerazz.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
So many "clean" and "family friendly" rap playlists on Spotify are absolutely not 😂😂😂 tf yall let your kids listen to
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Jake Razz @jakerazz.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Man I miss that furry hoodie. Furry hoodie era jake was a menace y'all could never hang with dude. Need to bring it back with a replacement soon
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Jake Razz @jakerazz.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Just switched my phone back to assistant instead of Gemini. Stupid Google Gemini can't even set an alarm on my phone
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Jake Razz @jakerazz.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
I know someone who's building a website that is like 90%+ coded by AI 🤷 so very possible they don't
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Jake Razz @jakerazz.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
I haven't had a show that I watch on its weekly premier day in a while buuut It's dandadan Thursday 🍻🛸👻
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Jake Razz @jakerazz.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
I've got a 88 day streak and I finished my first section of Japanese Duolingo 私はとてもかっこいい
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Jake Razz @jakerazz.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Always a fun place to walk through "Cave of Won-Doors" in Parker
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Jake Razz @jakerazz.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
I'm going to just start bringing some cardboard and duct tape to gas stations with me and if that loud ass speaker is screaming at me while I'm pumping gas I'm just going to tape a cover to it to turn it down
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Jake Razz @jakerazz.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
If all goes according to plan our daughter will be coming home first on Friday🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 She was smaller when she was born and slower progressing at first but has passed her twin brother up #girlpower 😂😂
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Jake Razz @jakerazz.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Once it gets so close to midnight it's like "well I might as well stay up another 15 min and get my Duolingo streak for tomorrow out of the way"
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Jake Razz @jakerazz.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Heard someone say "presidential seal" the other day and this is where my mind went
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Jake Razz @jakerazz.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Bug from work one day. I couldn't tell what it was, maybe a baby dragonfly?
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Jake Razz @jakerazz.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Just another reason i believe the scientists that say in the far, far distant future squids will be the dominant life form
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Jake Razz @jakerazz.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Night at home tonight with wifey and the kitties. I'm sure the nurses are taking good care of the babies
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Soksvania 🎮 @soksvania.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
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Jake Razz @jakerazz.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Banned on Twitter for a week so looks like y'all mfs gonna have to deal with me here
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