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Jake Mauer

@jakemauer.bsky.social
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A screenshot from The Simpson's Treehouse of Horror III where a Krusty Doll repairman is holding the Krusty Doll. We see the back has a "Good/Evil" switch set to "evil" but instead says "Everybody can reply" overlaid on top of the "Evil" spot.
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Is this the guy that gets his hands burnt in the beginning of Terminator 2?
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
10/10 Tweet
A tweet from Jason - @longwall26 responding to a survey that one in eight men said they could win a point in a game of tennis against 23 time grand slam winner Serena Williams.

"Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly"
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Death Sidious Kermit saying “do it”
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I knew there was a reason this plane resonated with me
The bulbous and organically shaped Mon Calamari cruiser from Return of the Jedi.
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I can't explain it but this dog is Harrison Ford coded
A brown and white husky trying to catch a treat with one side of his mouth looking at the camera lazily.
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Cheatlines pictured here in the kitchen
A screencap from the 1941 animated cartoon "Chef Donald" showing a Donald duck stirring ingredients into a bowl with a milk carafe and a non-descript metal shaker to the left and a jar of baking power and bottle of rubber cement to our right.
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
"Hey Cam" - Hank
Hank the brown husky mix is curled up on the couch looking at the camera.
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
The classic "I Voted" sticker you get in elections in the United States
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
The king was my JVC KD-SH707 car stereo that supported MP3 CDs, had a motorized faceplate, and an actual volume knob back when seemingly every other deck had up/down buttons for volume. Installed it myself in three cars.
The front faceplate of a JVC KD-SH707 car stereo. It's silver plastic with a black screen with square white pixels.
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
My first player came later, a Diamond RioVolt SP100 MP3 CD Player. This thing got me through high school. I used it probably every day.
A Diamond RioVolt portable CD MP3 player that looks VERY late 90's early 2000's in design. Silver plastic, blue accents, semi-organic shaped buttons.
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I was there when my cousin opened his Eiger Labs MPMan F-10, the original MP3 player. Only had a 16 or 32MB Smart Media card and transferred songs over parallel port.
A picture of the Eiger MPMan F-10, the first portable MP3 player available in the United States. It looks like the black box for a deck of cards but with a tiny digital screen like you'd find on a cheap quartz watch and two glossy silver buttons to either side.
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
A closeup shot of a Diamond Riō PMP300 MP3 player show it's logo and model number.
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Thank you @foone.bsky.social
"Gowron for Klingon High Council" in the style of Zohran for New York City using Foone's creation tool.
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
The two spidermans pointing at each other meme
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Defending not just AI art but Woody Allen in the same post, impressive. Going to link to the Oatmeal's post and screenshot Gruber's: theoatmeal.com/comics/ai_art
A post from Jon Gruber's blog Daring Fireball that begins: 

Good and thoughtful graphic essay by Matthew Inman, expressing why he dislikes AI-generated art. It’s been widely linked to, largely approvingly. I fundamentally disagree with the premise. Near the start, Inman writes:

When I consume AI art, it also evokes a feeling. Good, bad, neutral — whatever.

Until I find out that it’s AI art.

Then I feel deflated, grossed out, and maybe a little bit bored. This feeling isn’t a choice.

I think it very much is a choice. If your opinion of a work art changes after you find out which tools were used to make it, or who the artist is or what they’ve done, you’re no longer judging the art. You’re making a choice not to form your opinion based on the work itself, but rather on something else. If you refuse to watch Woody Allen movies because of his personal life, that’s a choice, but you’re choosing not to watch some of the best movies that have ever been made.The post from Jon Gruber's blog Daring Fireball continues: 

Stanley Kubrick said, “The test of a work of art is, in the end, our affection for it, not our ability to explain why it is good.” If an image, a song, a poem, or video evokes affection in your heart, and then that affection dissipates when you learn what tools were used to create it, that’s not a test of the work of art itself. To me it’s no different than losing affection for a movie only upon learning that special effects were created digitally, not practically.

I think most “AI art” today completely sucks. But not because it was made using AI generation tools. It just sucks period. Good art is being made with AI tools, though, and more — much more — is coming.
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
We have this exact one for Hank and it’s mesmerizing. Obligatory Hank tax:
A brown husky mix dog laying asleep with his head nestled against the armrest of a brown leather couch.
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Or this art for Virtuosity, a 1995 movie I had never even heard of. Gorgeous.
Blu Ray box for the movie Virtuosity held by a person's hand. It's a somewhat abstract illustration with angular tubes and a human head made of half filled in green coloring and half white wireframe with VIRTUOSITY spelled vertically bisecting in the middle.
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I had no idea Saul Bass directed a movie! Look at this box art.
Box art for the Blu Ray release of Phase IV held by a person's hand. A white background with black ants. The negative space around the ants creates a skull shape. The title PHASE IV A FILM BY SAUL BASS are set in red in an all caps typeface.
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I have been hunting for this specific sweater since this episode aired and I think I finally found it.
Don Draper played by John Hamm in Mad Men wearing a gray knit shawl sweater and white collared button down shirt holding a glass of presumably scotch to sooth his "hot tooth" as he sits up in bed.
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Spent probably 4 hours in total getting my ancient QMK fork to compile again for this guy. Turned out I had accidentally deleted an important line.
A 65% mechanical keyboard, a Massdrop ALT v1 with cream, orange, green, blue, and gray keys. The keycaps are XDA Canvas with runic alphas and micons which have runic symbols instead of the alphabet. The backlight is set to an RGB gradient. They keyboard has a coiled USB cable
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Them, listless, staring into the distance: If only there was a way to marry my love of video games and the winter olympics fan-favorite sport of curling... Me:
A gaming pillow that looks like a large curling puck with a steam deck attached at the handle.
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Finally that time of year
Cover art of the album "A Charlie Brown Christmas" by the Vince Guardaldi Trio. A color illustration of Charlie Brown, Lucy, and Linus holding hands in front of a Christmas tree with Snoopy sitting at the top.
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Upgrading your phone means getting garbage on your home screen
A screenshot of the icon for Apple's image playground app: an insipid AI generator doe-eyed cat...dog? set inside a blurred gradient bubble
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
If you see this post a vampire
Screencap from The Simpsons of Mr. Burns as Dracula.
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
The SF Symphony hall still has CRTs in the lobby.
A black 27” 4:3 ratio CRT on a wall mount showing the live feed of the sf symphony stage.
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
“Ceasar Rimmer…yes I quite like the sound of that”
A picture of the smug, smeg-headed Arnold J. Rimmer from the tv show Red Dwarf
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 10/06/2024
Screenshot of Hayao Miyazaki saying "I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself."
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
Pondering my Mac Orb
The Susan Kare designed icon of a wristwatch used as the busy cursor in classic versions of Mac OS
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 04/02/2024
A link that says "Delete my Account" is scary. If I click it, will my account just go poof? What does deletion actually mean? I like how SimpleFin handled this with one more word than you usually see:
A link that says "Maybe delete my account"
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 28/01/2024
How sure are we that he's not Patrick Gill's father?
An image of Patrick Gill, a white man who resembles Ralf Hütter, with shoulder length hair holding a "Giant Bomb" mug.
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 04/01/2024
Why does the Apple Movies cover art for Blade Runner: The Final Cut look like some generic LA Confidential rip off?
Screenshot of the blade runner final cut art from apple movies that looks like an LA confidential rip off
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 04/01/2024
Got this incense holder that's meant for cones and couldn't really hold sticks. Nothing 30 minutes with Fusion360 and a 3D printer can't fix.
A circular ceramic incense burner with a smaller concentric circle in the middle. In the very center is a 3mm hole that's too big to hold stick incense, shown here with a stick of incense just outside the hole for scale.A circular ceramic incense holder with a white 3D printed insert in the center holding up a stick of incense.
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 03/01/2024
The box art for the Sega Genesis game Jungle Strike featuring an apache helicopter shooting missiles, large explosions and palm trees in the background with the Jungle Strike logo obscuring an F-117 bomber.
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 22/12/2023
Is this the visual inspiration for Disco Stu? i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000...
Picture of Disco Stu from the Simpsons. A man wearing stereotypical “disco” clothes including purple sunglasses, a popped collar, and a flared white suit jacket.
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
A 1 bit dithered image of my dog hank taken via webglcam
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
Came across one of Picasso's last self portraits from the Tête de femme series and realized the "man in the wall" in Smiling Friends has to be referencing it.
Pencil sketch self portrait by Picasso in his Tête de femme series showing a distorted globular face.Screenshot from the Adult Swim animated series Smiling Friends of a purple man living in the wall of the titular business hiding his computer screen. His face resembles the Picasso portrait.
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 08/09/2023
drop something blue from ur gallery
photo of a flock of white birds flying in a v formation far away from the camera against a blue sky
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
This spread alone has guaranteed my order: www.bitmapbooks.com/collections/all…
An open book showing the box art illustrations of Super Castlevania IV and Turtles In Time
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Suggesting a small tweak to the home feed prefs
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 28/06/2023
Hacker News solves housing AND homelessness
A comment from hacker news user paul_grisham that says "People know adding a lane to a highway doesn't reduce traffic but think adding more apartments reduces rents. The solution to homelessness is clear - arrest them."
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 21/06/2023
oh my god
Headline from Rolling Stone:

"Searchers for Titanic Tourist Sub Heard ‘Banging’ From Area, Internal Comms Reveal
An aircraft heard sounds at 30-minute intervals from the area where the sub disappeared, according to internal e-mails sent to DHS leadership obtained by Rolling Stone"
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 12/06/2023
this is the first thing you see on twitter dot com today if you aren't logged in
Front page of twitter.com showing a tweet from elon musk that's a meme image the first-person perspective of someone wearing an AR headset where they're at dinner with a woman showing her large chest and her face is blocked by an infrared view of a tank being blown up.
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 01/06/2023
Hank is being boarded the next few days and I miss him already.
Picture of a cute as hell brown dog with floppy ears
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 30/05/2023
I have never known such power
The BlueSky invite icon with a 1 next to it
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
kids: can we pray at the statue?? dad: we have a goddess statue at home.
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Jake Mauer @jakemauer.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
Is this too pornographic for BlueSky?
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