Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 22hHad to take a written exam to renew my license today. I forgot about the little high you get from acing a test. Even a stupid, stupid test. 000
Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Cut their dicks off. And their hands. Every rapist. Tie them around their necks albatross style. Let it be warning to all of what they are. If you take your new necklace off, another body part gets lopped off. Victim’s choice. 000
Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I have watched The Residence twice now and what do you mean this isn’t getting a second season? What the fuck is Netflix even doing? 001
Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 18/09/2026For a guy who claims not to be gay, Donald Trump sure is flipping a lot of straits. 000
Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Make a band edible: Red Hot Chili Peppers …I might not have understood this game. 011
Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Coming next: it being in your eye like a big pizza pie. 000
Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 09/09/2026It is becoming increasingly likely that the last thing a human heard, apart from our collective terror at the rapidly approaching end, will be “I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.” www.cnn.com/2026/09/09/t...cnn.com‘Gambling with our lives’: Another AI employee quits over safety concerns | CNN Business“The people building AI earnestly believe that it could kill us all by the end of the decade.” 000
Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Sick thing is that he will see this as fulfilling that promise. For him, seeing the US as the enemy means fear and fear equals respect. 021
Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 07/09/2026static.klipy.comJay Pritchett Sprays Manny DelgadoAlt: Jay Pritchett Sprays Manny Delgado 1350
Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Does it have the right amount of fruit to make it a jam or is it just a traffic jelly? 000
Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I grew up on Tim Curry. I admired him long before I knew what acting, or even admiration, was. He was Long John Silver and Cardinal Richelieu and the concierge in Home Alone. He was extraordinary. He was iconic. He will be missed. 011
Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 11/08/2026No one to share this with, so into the void it goes. 000
Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Just had autocorrect try to change “Donner Party” to “dinner party”. It pisses me off that a background program is funnier than I am. 000
Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I think everyone’s childhood truly ends when we learn that it isn’t spelled “duck” tape. 000
Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Someone told me today that I have a “wizardly vibe” and I will be riding this high for the rest of my life. 000
Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Is he* dead yet? *pertains to a different he than usual 000
Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Robert Jordan warned us of this. The Dark Ones touch is invading the land. 000
Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 01/06/2026It may be a dog eat dog world but I have decided that I am a raccoon. 000
Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I’ve never actually met a silly goose. They’ve all been assholes. 000
Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Have there been two surprise Jon Bernthal drops on Disney+/Hulu this past week?? 000
Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 11/05/2026The fact that Swiss cheese costs the same as every other kind is kinda bullshit. Where’s the other 7-10% of my cheese 000
Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 09/03/2026A more perfect sentence has never been written. 000
Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 25/02/2026A watchful guardian, a silent protector. The Dark Cat (Christopher Nolan orchestral drone). 000
Reposted by Jake KinsellaRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 16/02/2026-A living wage -Guaranteed healthcare -The right to join a union -The right to vote -The right to choose when, how, and with whom you start a family -The right for you and your family to live free from gun violence These are the foundations of real freedom. 21763151805
Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Everytime I watch Last Week Tonight it tries to auto play Bill Maher. I don’t think I can stress this enough: Fuck Bill Maher. The day when that right-of-center, smiling douchbag gets relegated to podcasts cannot come soon enough. 000
Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 14/02/2026I’ve had The Muppet Show theme song stuck in my head for a week and a half. When is the next episode?!? 000
Reposted by Jake KinsellaJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 09/02/2026Congratulations to Seattle and to everyone who didn't watch Kid Rock. 482808145
Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 08/02/2026If only someone could have foreseen that skiing downhill while missing a major tendon in your knee would be a bad idea. At least she was able to deny someone else their dreams. Too bad this isn’t in Greece because it’s the perfect example of hubris #Olympics #LindseyVonn 000
Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 07/02/2026I loved it. It was nostalgic and timely, with just the right amount of Statler and Waldorf. 000
Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 06/02/2026I was at the DMV and the guy next me was signing a lot of forms and so, as required by law, I asked him if he was getting a good interest rate on his mortgage. 000
Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 05/02/2026The deadline had passed and I think the #Bulls might have one of the worst teams in the NCAA 000
Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 04/02/2026At this rate Benny the Bull is going to be the only one left who suited up for the Bulls on opening night. #ChicagoBulls #TradeDeadline 000
Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Petition that if a streaming service releases new episodes weekly they can only use the “new episode” tag for the first 4 days. The Pitt needs to stop tricking me into thinking a new episode was released early. 000
Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Just remembered that my grandfather once had a urologist called Dr. Leak. 000
Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Ah. Must have flown so far over my head I missed it. 000
Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Why lament the heros that turn out to be monsters? It’s a waste of energy that they don’t deserve 100
Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Culinary perfection like that can only lead to jealousy 000
Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Well that was the largest penis I have ever seen. #aknightofthesevenkingdoms 000
Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 25/01/2026If there is one thing in this world I feel confident I know how to do it is write. Still trying to figure out the getting paid for it part. 000