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Jake Kinsella

@jakekinsella.bsky.social
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Writer. Aspiring to things and stuff. Too tall for the average doorway. More confused than I was yesterday. “One of the first things you learn here is that insanity is no worse than the common cold.” - HawkeyePierce

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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 22h
Had to take a written exam to renew my license today. I forgot about the little high you get from acing a test. Even a stupid, stupid test.
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cut their dicks off. And their hands. Every rapist. Tie them around their necks albatross style. Let it be warning to all of what they are. If you take your new necklace off, another body part gets lopped off. Victim’s choice.
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have watched The Residence twice now and what do you mean this isn’t getting a second season? What the fuck is Netflix even doing?
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Employees or walking sticks?
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
For a guy who claims not to be gay, Donald Trump sure is flipping a lot of straits.
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible: Red Hot Chili Peppers …I might not have understood this game.
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Coming next: it being in your eye like a big pizza pie.
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It is becoming increasingly likely that the last thing a human heard, apart from our collective terror at the rapidly approaching end, will be “I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.” www.cnn.com/2026/09/09/t...
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‘Gambling with our lives’: Another AI employee quits over safety concerns | CNN Business
“The people building AI earnestly believe that it could kill us all by the end of the decade.”
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sick thing is that he will see this as fulfilling that promise. For him, seeing the US as the enemy means fear and fear equals respect.
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Jay Pritchett Sprays Manny Delgado
Alt: Jay Pritchett Sprays Manny Delgado
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I’ve heard tell they like faces.
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Does it have the right amount of fruit to make it a jam or is it just a traffic jelly?
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I grew up on Tim Curry. I admired him long before I knew what acting, or even admiration, was. He was Long John Silver and Cardinal Richelieu and the concierge in Home Alone. He was extraordinary. He was iconic. He will be missed.
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
No one to share this with, so into the void it goes.
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Nov 2, 2024
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"NO DWARVES IN MY FOREST
"Your wife is hot."
"...THIS ONE DWARF WITH IMPECCABLE
TASTE CAN STAY"
He rose clumsily and bowed in dwarf-fashion, saying: Yet more fair is the living land of Lórien, and the Lady Galadriel is above all the jewels that lie beneath the earth!"
There was a silence. At length Celeborn spoke again. 'I did not know that your plight was so evil,' he said. 'Let Gimli forget my harsh words: I spoke in the trouble of my heart. I will do what I can to aid you, each according to his wish and need, but especially that one of the little folk who bears the burden.'
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Just had autocorrect try to change “Donner Party” to “dinner party”. It pisses me off that a background program is funnier than I am.
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
What is that, a telephone pole for ants?
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I think everyone’s childhood truly ends when we learn that it isn’t spelled “duck” tape.
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Go, go, go!
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Someone told me today that I have a “wizardly vibe” and I will be riding this high for the rest of my life.
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Is he* dead yet? *pertains to a different he than usual
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Robert Jordan warned us of this. The Dark Ones touch is invading the land.
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
It may be a dog eat dog world but I have decided that I am a raccoon.
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Why is Daniel LaRusso coaching OKC?
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Is that where you can summon Gozer there?
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I’ve never actually met a silly goose. They’ve all been assholes.
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Charlie isn’t alone.
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Logical.
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Have there been two surprise Jon Bernthal drops on Disney+/Hulu this past week??
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
The fact that Swiss cheese costs the same as every other kind is kinda bullshit. Where’s the other 7-10% of my cheese
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Mine still runs on windows 98 unfortunately
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
A more perfect sentence has never been written.
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
A watchful guardian, a silent protector. The Dark Cat (Christopher Nolan orchestral drone).
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
-A living wage -Guaranteed healthcare -The right to join a union -The right to vote -The right to choose when, how, and with whom you start a family -The right for you and your family to live free from gun violence These are the foundations of real freedom.
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Everytime I watch Last Week Tonight it tries to auto play Bill Maher. I don’t think I can stress this enough: Fuck Bill Maher. The day when that right-of-center, smiling douchbag gets relegated to podcasts cannot come soon enough.
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I’ve had The Muppet Show theme song stuck in my head for a week and a half. When is the next episode?!?
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 09/02/2026
Congratulations to Seattle and to everyone who didn't watch Kid Rock.
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
If only someone could have foreseen that skiing downhill while missing a major tendon in your knee would be a bad idea. At least she was able to deny someone else their dreams. Too bad this isn’t in Greece because it’s the perfect example of hubris #Olympics #LindseyVonn
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I loved it. It was nostalgic and timely, with just the right amount of Statler and Waldorf.
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I was at the DMV and the guy next me was signing a lot of forms and so, as required by law, I asked him if he was getting a good interest rate on his mortgage.
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
The deadline had passed and I think the #Bulls might have one of the worst teams in the NCAA
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
At this rate Benny the Bull is going to be the only one left who suited up for the Bulls on opening night. #ChicagoBulls #TradeDeadline
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Petition that if a streaming service releases new episodes weekly they can only use the “new episode” tag for the first 4 days. The Pitt needs to stop tricking me into thinking a new episode was released early.
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Just remembered that my grandfather once had a urologist called Dr. Leak.
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Ah. Must have flown so far over my head I missed it.
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Why lament the heros that turn out to be monsters? It’s a waste of energy that they don’t deserve
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Reluctantly?
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Culinary perfection like that can only lead to jealousy
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Well that was the largest penis I have ever seen. #aknightofthesevenkingdoms
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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Jake Kinsella @jakekinsella.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
If there is one thing in this world I feel confident I know how to do it is write. Still trying to figure out the getting paid for it part.
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