Jake Bennett @jakegbennett.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I’m so tired of this worm-brained, whale-decapitating, dead-raccoon-penis-collecting human Necronomicon sounding like a peach in a garbage disposal telling any of us what’s healthy and normal. Have some pasteurized milk, jackass. Piss off. 030
Jake Bennett @jakegbennett.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Prayers up to the kids whose dad just lost their college tuition because the coin toss was heads. 0102
Jake Bennett @jakegbennett.bsky.social · 08/02/2026For half a second, I thought the Patriots were being introduced by Jeff Epstein. And it would have made sense, honestly. 121
Jake Bennett @jakegbennett.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Me at a job interview answering what my strengths are: 020
Jake Bennett @jakegbennett.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Roman Reigns should just make Paul Heyman do this 020
Jake Bennett @jakegbennett.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Maybe they thought Signal meant they had to signal everyone. 030
Jake Bennett @jakegbennett.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Me trying to steal the ranch recipe from Wingstop HQmedia.tenor.coma man with a beard is talking to another man and says `` we 're putting together a team . ''ALT: a man with a beard is talking to another man and says `` we 're putting together a team . '' 010
Reposted by Jake BennettREBOOKED! Wrestling Podcast @rebookedpod.com · 14/03/2025⚠️NEW EPISODE DROPPED!⚠️ Join @goldenboy.pro @jakegbennett.bsky.social and @dramakingmatt.bsky.social as they cover the SHOCKING storyline developments on #Raw! PLUS, we talk the state of WWE's midcard titles in OVER/UNDER! 🔗 www.rebookedpod.com + www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKdO...youtube.comLatest WWE Storyline Takes EXCITING Turn For WrestleMania!YouTube video by REBOOKED Wrestling Podcast 074
Jake Bennett @jakegbennett.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Give me HALF of a percent of this to make one of my scripts, I’ll give you a banger. Give small filmmakers, writers, and producers a chance. We may just surprise the hell out of you. 070
Jake Bennett @jakegbennett.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Breakfast should be served until 1pm on the weekends. 010
Jake Bennett @jakegbennett.bsky.social · 07/03/2025We need more villains in Marvel Rivals. Here’s who would like to see that I think could be fun: Green Goblin Ultron Mr. Sinister Doc Ock Taskmaster Carnage Juggernaut Bullseye Mystique Crossbones Thunderbolt Ross/Red Hulk Sabretooth 110
Jake Bennett @jakegbennett.bsky.social · 06/03/2025If I send you this, it’s because I was right about that thing from years ago. 081
Jake Bennett @jakegbennett.bsky.social · 03/03/2025The fine people at Canvas Rebel interviewed me for their website! I was also shocked, but here we are. Give it a read! canvasrebel.com/meet-jake-be...canvasrebel.com 010
Jake Bennett @jakegbennett.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Well, damn… I’m gonna have to watch all the Bond movies in order again now. 000
Jake Bennett @jakegbennett.bsky.social · 02/03/2025YOUR TIME IS UP. HIS TIME IS NOW.media.tenor.coma black and white photo of a wrestler in front of a wcw monday nitro bannerALT: a black and white photo of a wrestler in front of a wcw monday nitro banner 030
Jake Bennett @jakegbennett.bsky.social · 28/02/2025I am BEGGING companies to understand that a Net 30 or 45 doesn’t mean you HAVE to wait until day 30 or 45 to pay. 020
Jake Bennett @jakegbennett.bsky.social · 09/02/2025The Monday after the Super Bowl should be a national holiday. 010
Reposted by Jake BennettREBOOKED! Wrestling Podcast @rebookedpod.com · 29/01/2025🤼Our Wednesday show is LIVE!!🤼 This week discussed how consistently good collision has been but not without itself hiccups. We also cover our real thoughts on the Toni Storm/Mariah May promo from this week’s #AEWCollision Let’s jump in >>> youtu.be/fNLs7MMKTg0?...youtu.beThe Death Riders Story Should End but How?YouTube video by REBOOKED Wrestling Podcast 073
Jake Bennett @jakegbennett.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Republicans at Christmas: “Hold up… you mean to tell me this Siberian Orchestra is trans?” 052
Jake Bennett @jakegbennett.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Nah, that ain’t him. Bro was with me all day.media.tenor.coma group of people are sitting in a field with a horse in the backgroundALT: a group of people are sitting in a field with a horse in the background 050
Jake Bennett @jakegbennett.bsky.social · 28/11/2024That’s the most Chicago Bears way to lose I have ever seen. Happy Thanksgiving! 130
Jake Bennett @jakegbennett.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Game show idea: The Hot Box hosted by Snoop Dogg. Players sit in a clear glass container and answer trivia. Every wrong answer gets more weed smoke pumped into the chamber so you get dumber as you play. Celebrity guests join in the second round and can “take the hit” for you. 030
Jake Bennett @jakegbennett.bsky.social · 20/11/2024How do I get this app to understand I don’t give a shit about soccer? 150
Jake Bennett @jakegbennett.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Now I KNOW the people in a cult ain’t talking about US being in an echo chamber. 070
Jake Bennett @jakegbennett.bsky.social · 17/11/2024The only buffers I want to see during a fight. 040
Jake Bennett @jakegbennett.bsky.social · 15/11/2024So are we all here or on Threads? Because you’re gonna get me on ONE. I can’t be checking all these damn apps all the damn time. Hell, I don’t even know if I’ll see replies to this. And before you say it’s an age thing, it’s most definitely a laziness thing. 3140
