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Jake Parr @jakebparr.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Damn girl are you the 13 colonies cause I wanna be in dem pants

Jake Parr @jakebparr.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Today is the 4th of July which makes the perfect time to remind everyone that whenever any form of government because destructive to human rights it is the right of the people to alter or abolish it.

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Jake Parr @jakebparr.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Would anyone like to do star war discourse. Im a normal man.

The OFFICIAL Jakey Poo star war ranking

1. Star Wars
2. The Empire Strikes Back
3. The Last Jedi
4. Return of the Jedi
5. Rogue One
6. The Force Awakens
7. Solo
8. Revenge of the Sith
9. The Rise of Skywalker
10. The Clone Wars
11. Attack of the Clones
12. The Phantom Menace

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Jake Parr @jakebparr.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Just watched tales of ba sing se so you know I'm ✨️weeping ✨️

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Jake Parr @jakebparr.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Perfect perfect perfect adaptation.

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Jake Parr @jakebparr.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

nw my 2nd most anticipated of the year:

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Jake Parr @jakebparr.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Southwest has made several errors in their transition to assigned seating. By ending the free checked bags policy, they've caused every passenger to bring a carry-on. Now every flight runs out of bin space. Imagine observing the rest of the industry for years and still making all the same mistakes.

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Jake Parr @jakebparr.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Im starting to think the mariners may not win this game

MLB spring training score.
The San Diego Padres are beating the Seattle Mariners 17-2 at the middle of the third inning.

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Lookout Landing @lookoutlanding.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Cooper Criswell took another step towards earning a place in the Mariners' bullpen last night with a three-inning outing. www.lookoutlanding.com/seattle-mari...

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Cooper Criswell is Cool

Former Red Sox pitcher Cooper Criswell has the inside track to make the Mariners’ pen this spring

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Jake Parr @jakebparr.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Im glad talarico won but it's so messed up what he did with that roblox sound effect

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Jake Parr @jakebparr.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Saw a tweet that was like "show me your beer mount rushmore." I would die for my country Seattle, WA.

Mount rushmore with the following beer cans poorly photoshopped over the heads (left to right):

Rainier, Modelo, Garage Beer lime, Douglas Lager

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Jake Parr @jakebparr.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Im pleased to report that I'm back on my bullshit (reading the expanse)

The Google books store for Leviathan Wakes by James SA Corey, book 1 of The Expanse. The ice blue "read" button calls to me like a siren to an ancient sailor.

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Jake Parr @jakebparr.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

I hate to say it but we are losing the war on AI. I've been substitute teaching for the past few months and it's all chatgpt. The students are using it for answers, the teachers are using it to make assignments, the admin is using it to schedule events. It's a neverending nightmare.

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Lookout Landing @lookoutlanding.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Happy Twin Peaks Day to all who celebrate, please read this unhinged recap from @jakebparr.bsky.social www.lookoutlanding.com/seattle-mari...

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Mariners have souls tested Black Lodge, lose 12-10

The things I tell you will not be wrong

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Jake Parr @jakebparr.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

People who complain about "filler episodes" are impure of spirit

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Jake Parr @jakebparr.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

i'm not a big fan of the government.

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Jake Parr @jakebparr.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Guy who thinks game of thrones is about fighting the ice zombies instead of the alluring and corrupting influence of power.

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Lookout Landing @lookoutlanding.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

I was sad not to get to write this story but very happy to hand it off to Elizabeth Strom over at DRays Bay, who did a great job with it. Best of luck in Tampa Bay, BWilly.

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Jake Parr @jakebparr.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Really love how whenever you click on a bluesky notification it doesn't take you to the tweet you clicked on and instead takes you to a random one from 3 days ago

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Jake Parr @jakebparr.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Now seated (first ever viewing)

Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King extended edition.

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Jake Parr @jakebparr.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

The paint was heavy but man the space shuttle sure did have more aura with a painted fuel tank

Two space shuttle launches. One has a white external fuel tank, the other an orange one.

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Jake Parr @jakebparr.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

There's a rocket on the launch pad for a manned moon flyby RIGHT NOW

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Jake Parr @jakebparr.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Yesterday's Artemis rollout got me feelin some type of way

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Jake Parr @jakebparr.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Dianne. The time is 10:32 in the A.M. I'm at the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema in Corpus Christi, Texas. I'm now seated for episodes 4-6 of Twin Peaks. And I just had the most delightful bite of spicy popcorn.

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Jake Parr @jakebparr.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

"These are the times that try men's souls... Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered. What we obtain too cheap: we esteem too lightly... and it would be strange indeed if so celestial an article as Freedom should not be highly rated." -Thomas Paine, 1776

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Jake Parr @jakebparr.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

The Seattle Mariners won the World Series in 2026.

A diagram outlining Prophetic Future Tense.

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Jake Parr @jakebparr.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Longhorns have always known that OU is a disgraced, shameful institution but it's good the rest of the world knows too

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Jake Parr @jakebparr.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Going to the mall and pretending im in a walkable city

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Jake Parr @jakebparr.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Game awards is so embarrassing. No time for 75% of the winners to give a speech, but plenty of time for amazon ads and ms pigartwork. Even at the awards show gaming is treated as a commodity instead of an artform.

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Jake Parr @jakebparr.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

Pick a Pitcher! Player A: 3.99 FIP, 5.43 ERA, 1.29 K/BB, 0.4 HR/9 Player B: 3.99 FIP, 4.11 ERA, 2.47 K/BB, 1.0 HR/9

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Jake Parr @jakebparr.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

In the DS9 ep Heart of Stone, the song Louie, Louie is referred to by Constable Odo as a sea shanty. The only explanation for that I can figure is that 300 years in the future the only surviving reference to Louie, Louie exists through a group of people only known by the name Seattle Mariners

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Jake Parr @jakebparr.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

After the Revolution, we will stone people who sing "My Way" at karaoke

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Jake Parr @jakebparr.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

Darnold continues to lead the league in Net Yards/Pass Attempt. It's time for him to get some national praise. And he earned some in his dominant outing last night on NBC. Read more:

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Circling Seattle Sports @circlingseasports.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

Our Seattle Seahawks thumped the Commanders on the national stage last night, with Sam Darnold dicing up Washington in a dominant first half. @jakebparr.bsky.social's recap of the road victory: www.circlingseattlesports.com/articles/seahawks-win11022025 #Seahawks #SeattleSeahawks #SeattleSports

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Seahawks Bring the Rain, Crush Commanders 38-14 — Circling Seattle Sports

Our Seattle Seahawks dominated the Washington Commanders in primetime on Sunday night, resulting in a final score of 38-14 as quarterback Sam Darnold racked up four pashing touchdowns in the victory w...

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Jake Parr @jakebparr.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

A criterion collection 4k release of the duellists would fix me

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Jake Parr @jakebparr.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Ted Cruz pretending to not understand how extended families work is hilarious. He's from Texas! He should know that any non-direct family member more than 10 years older than you is automatically an aunt/uncle. Also childhood friends of your parents are your aunts/uncles.

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Lookout Landing @lookoutlanding.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

We have gotten into some frankly dangerous territory

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Jake Parr @jakebparr.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

You ever look in the mirror and go "dammit, im dressed like adam sandler"

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Jake Parr @jakebparr.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

you can tell columbo's a fictional character because he's a cop who actually solves crimes and loves his wife

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Jake Parr @jakebparr.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

now that the mariners' season is over, we can engage in our favorite off season activity: laughing at the anaheim angels

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Jake Parr @jakebparr.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Too early to "next year" post, but I am very excited to see what cal raleigh does with ABS in 2026

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Jake Parr @jakebparr.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

It is the morning of October 21st. For the first time since February, the Seattle Mariners do not have an upcoming baseball game. Only the 2001 season, which lasted until Oct 22 was longer. I've loved the last 8 months.

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