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Jake Procino 👾

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Jake (he/him) Economist (19-3011) in Brooklyn (🌼) || Interests: 🎶 🥏🪴⚽️🏎️

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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 13h
give me the unforeseen but totally warranted defenestration
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 13h
Running for office is 100% a midlife crisis. Idk the financials but it’s probably more expensive than buying a convertible
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 13h
Best communications hire since Scaramucci
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I feel vindicated 🦬
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
James Cook 🤝 Sean McVay amazing but one serious fatal flaw
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
James Cook 🤝 Sean McVay amazing but one serious fatal flaw
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
James Cook 🤝 Sean McVay amazing but one serious fatal flaw
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
James cook 🤝 McVay amazing but one serious fatal flaw
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Bills fumbles vs rams special teams, who messes up last
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
LETS GO COME ON
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I suppose it doesn’t matter
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Replay assist is my friend
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
cover his arms in glue traps
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The bills are gonna lose to a paramount+ exclusive
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Buff defense is tissue paper
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
THIS CRAVENISM WILL BE PUNISHED
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I can’t believe they didn’t go for two
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Their cowardice might just cost them the game
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If I’m the rams, I go for 2. Bills defense is BAD
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
As long as they have 13 seconds and a timeout, they’ve a chance
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I’ve compressed and condensed time, I’ve bent it, says man with lighting eyes
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Josh Allen slide pls
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It’s never good when you got a Paramount+ exclusive starting
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Cover his arms in glue traps
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
That toddler is not destined for the QB position 😔
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Tbf, it did look like O’Cyrus Torrance ended up with the ball in the fumble scrum
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Idc I love CJ Gardner-Johnson. I love a mid player who is also a smack talker
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Max Muncy votive candle worked
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I forgive Pages for his hitting sins
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
supporting from afar (I don’t have cable 😔)
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Someone in the Dodger bullpen needed to reach over and snag that ball
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
MAAAX YEEES COME ON ☄️☄️☄️
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It seems like CJ is defending IGB? Odd way of doing it but it doesn’t seem antagonistic
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
:0 Chism my goodness
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Allen dropped it right in the cookie jar
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Allen dropped it right in the cookie jar
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
are we gonna get fishing and gardening content on the podcast
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
joshy gotta figure out less stress-inducing ways to throw the ball away
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Padres absolutely robbed by the roof. That was a homer otherwise
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t think he could’ve hit that any farther if I threw my best 80 mph meatball
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
better than some
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
got the gators in a camel clutch
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i’m judging you harshly for this
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don’t know if this makes sense, but Darnell Washington choosing to be a TE is like a really good tank player insta-locking DPS in Rivals or OW
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Darnell Washington choosing to be a TE is like a really good tank player insta-locking DPS
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tush push!
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I thoroughly enjoy Washington could be an elite tackle, but he chooses to be a TE for fun
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Ryan Day @ryanday.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m sorry but Mike Tomlin is one of the best Minecraft city builders of all time.
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Schwarber and Harper, oh my
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Jake Procino 👾 @jake0-0procino.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bryce Harper what are you doing man
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