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JakeTheDude

@jake-the-dude.bsky.social
3.1K followers 2K following 7K posts

I'm 38, autistic constantly horny and in need of a drink. Wannabe cthulhu cultists, nerd, wrestling fan and book lover. 🇬🇧

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JeXXy @missjexxy.bsky.social · 13h
Introduce yourself as an anime character
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💎Xoey 💎 @nymphosententia.bsky.social · 15h
"Might not post much today"
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JeXXy @missjexxy.bsky.social · 16h
Containment breach, and I don't really mind.
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💎Xoey 💎 @nymphosententia.bsky.social · 16h
I used to do this with my best friend all the time. We would hurry home and just watch porn and masturbate together. We wouldn't touch each other, just masturbate together and watch porn. I used to do this with a guy friend also when I was younger. #nsfw #Porn #goonette
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Forbidden 🌸 @forbiddenpetal.bsky.social · 17h
💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️
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faekitti @faekitti.bsky.social · 16h
Is it back in yet??? lol
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faekitti @faekitti.bsky.social · 22h
Posting bush until it is back in fashion <3
Fae pulls her big tits out from her gray tanktop. She lifts her arms to show a peek of her fuzzy armpits. She tugs down her black panties to reveal her hairy pussy.
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Clearly_Katastrophe @katastrophe1997.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You want whimsy? Huh? WHAT ABOUT WAGON WHIMSY?
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Sora_Bruni_Milky_Goth @alt-gothsorabruni.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i recommend showering with a goth girl , don't you ? <3 #shower #bathnude #bubbles
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💎Xoey 💎 @nymphosententia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ughhhhhhhh me and who? @ =@
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💎Xoey 💎 @nymphosententia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tell me in DMs if you got a crush on me rn 😤
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Blair, The Crimson Crest(20$/200$) @blairingmysoul.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Genuinely have no idea how I've gotten so close to 3k of you following me. 😂
White text on black field that reads" "WHY DO YOU FOLLOW THIS ACCOUNT?"
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Meg in Pieces 🖤✨️🌙 @meg-in-pieces.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oiled titties, anyone? Gonna post the vid on the link in a second...😘🖤🫶
Meg fresh out of the shower, rubbing cherry scented body oil into her cleavage
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Red 🖤 @tantalizingred.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Redbull in hand, movie ready to play, and tease pics uploaded. Of course we included a selfie for Sunday. 😊 Now the real question is are you ready? 🤭
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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔠𝔠𝔎𝔦𝔱𝔷𝔲𝔫𝔢 @gothicckitzune.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Heeeeeeres some succubus tits🥰 I’m going to work on the heart flail pigtails then take a nap… maybe…
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💎Xoey 💎 @nymphosententia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Omfgggggg neeeeed #nsfw #porn #goonette
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Meg in Pieces 🖤✨️🌙 @meg-in-pieces.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wanna play?
Meg in unzipped jean shorts showing a little ribbon bowtie at the top of her panties
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💎Xoey 💎 @nymphosententia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Imma buy a cop outfit and remake this with some moot on here #nsfw #Hentai #porn #goonette
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JakeTheDude @jake-the-dude.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Don't forget #FullMetalAlchemist
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faekitti @faekitti.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Weekend plans? I’m probably going to go look at the fall foliage and play lots of Skyrim
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🌸Princess Scylla🌸 @scyllacybi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
GUESS WHO HIT 6K?! I honestly never thought I'd get this many people interested in seeing my bits. But I'm so happy we're all here. Now to think up something sexy
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💎Xoey 💎 @nymphosententia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lmao height doesn't matter to me
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💎Xoey 💎 @nymphosententia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
First 10 people to comment on this gets the nude imma post for 8k O; (Gotta add me on discord to get it, if you have me on discord already just send me a message after I message you on here)
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Haaaileyy👾 @haaibruh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Need-a-lick 🙈
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faekitti @faekitti.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Rn I’m trying to slay the monster in my mind that is my mother’s voice Wbu?
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JakeTheDude @jake-the-dude.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Punk music
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Punk'Id: Skull with Mohawk, Punks Not Dead
ALT: Punk'Id: Skull with Mohawk, Punks Not Dead
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Ducky🔞[$200/$300] @duckybeingyucky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
nice and clean :3
a picture of ducky in the shower, you can see water dripping down their body
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Charlotte November 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @possiblefemboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What are you doing to me first? 😊
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JakeTheDude @jake-the-dude.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
An accurate description of @nymphosententia.bsky.social
This is also an accurate description of several people on here.
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JakeTheDude @jake-the-dude.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Jotaro Kujo and Star Platinum from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
ALT: Jotaro Kujo and Star Platinum from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
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JakeTheDude @jake-the-dude.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Share this, these monsters need to be stopped.
These monsters need to be stopped
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💎Xoey 💎 @nymphosententia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank you guys so so so much h for 7k. Its so hard to belive so many wonderful people stuck by this account this long. I have so much fun on this app because of all of you. So thank you again for sticking around and spoiling me, and being so gosh darn kind. Keep being horny 💕 next at 8k
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Meg in Pieces 🖤✨️🌙 @meg-in-pieces.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm DIVORCED! Celebratory titties for everyone!! Send treats please I've been crying for an hour since I got the official email from my lawyer. Fuck. ca $MegsinStitches
Divorced titties!!!
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Zoey @xoeysententia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Xoeysawesomeboy" is gone. I need a new awesome boy now :(
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JakeTheDude @jake-the-dude.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I went to a wrestling show with my friends yesterday and there was a wrestler whose gimmick was a priest. I missed The second he came out I turned to my friend and said "quick, hide the children from him". I made my friend laugh so much that he started crying.
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($30/150) Blazed Baddie 💜 @lavenderqueen420.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Like this post if you love chicken tendies or need to be railed
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JakeTheDude @jake-the-dude.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My feet and legs are killing me. I've done so much walking today.
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Meg in Pieces 🖤✨️🌙 @meg-in-pieces.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#SluttyGlassesSaturday 🤓😘
Selfie with glassesSelfie with glassesSelfie with glassesSelfie with glasses
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💎Xoey 💎 @nymphosententia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
First 5 comments get a preview of my nude imma post at 7k (must add me on discord tho)
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Sora_Bruni_Milky_Goth @alt-gothsorabruni.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm very fine today with a Good mood also
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Sora_Bruni_Milky_Goth @alt-gothsorabruni.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm back Guys
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💎Xoey 💎 @nymphosententia.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Arm has been moved
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Meg in Pieces 🖤✨️🌙 @meg-in-pieces.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I was following a page on here that would dm you to let you know every time someone blocked you and I just had to unfollow because it was hurting my feelings to know I was being blocked by strangers lmaoooo
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💎Xoey 💎 @nymphosententia.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
6.7k!!!! Omgomgomg 67 6 7 6 7 6 7 6 6 6 7
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Meg in Pieces 🖤✨️🌙 @meg-in-pieces.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
May I offer you a face in these trying times 🫣
Selfie of Meg with her hair pulled over her right shoulder
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Zoey @xoeysententia.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sitting here playing palworld tired and sick asf. And my ex sent me a two page essay on why we should meet up and fuck.
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BadKimmy 🔞 @kimmyx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Boobs for your feed. You’re welcome. 😇 ↻ and ♡ or I’ll Force choke you Follow if you love a spicy.. nerdy milf #boobs • #nsfw • #milf • #nerd
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Poppy Petrichor 🏳️‍⚧️🍃💨💜 ($140/800) @poppypetrichor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fall 🧡🤎🧡
Billy Idol in a cardigan holding a coffee outside in fall.

IT'S A NICE DAY FOR A LIGHT SWEATER...
IT'S A NICE DAY FOR A
CARDIGAAAAN!
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🔞 Swede Tea 💛 @swedetea.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
all filled up n on display for you 🫧 say something filthy about it 🌈
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Forbidden 🌸 @forbiddenpetal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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