Jaime: The Jaimes of Fate @jaimev2.bsky.social · 5hWhen I have a bot message me, I usually reply with porno 030
Jaime: The Jaimes of Fate @jaimev2.bsky.social · 6hSocialism won’t give you universal health care. It will give you drag book readings. 010
Jaime: The Jaimes of Fate @jaimev2.bsky.social · 8hA pigeon pooped on my aunt at the Lincoln Park Zoo. She got pooped on again leaving the bathroom after cleaning off the poop. 000
Jaime: The Jaimes of Fate @jaimev2.bsky.social · 22hBoy he’d be surprised who works at Mar A Lago. 000
Jaime: The Jaimes of Fate @jaimev2.bsky.social · 23hI’m “Wenty” according to the Palm Beach Democrats. 000
Jaime: The Jaimes of Fate @jaimev2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The original RAV-4 didn’t have a bumper. Just a rear body. 010
Jaime: The Jaimes of Fate @jaimev2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026youtu.be/TpNEh5vvAns?...youtu.beELSINORE | Official International Trailer | STUDIOCANALYouTube video by STUDIOCANAL 000
Jaime: The Jaimes of Fate @jaimev2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Just don’t let your hair get wet for at least 24 hours, Chutney. 150
Jaime: The Jaimes of Fate @jaimev2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It’s just me today and if you don’t have an appointment there are four other body shops on our street. Go try one of them. 010
Jaime: The Jaimes of Fate @jaimev2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The “SofTex” is fancy speak for pleather. 010
Jaime: The Jaimes of Fate @jaimev2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026His typewriter was in the shop otherwise he would have typed a strongly-worded letter as he does. 010
Jaime: The Jaimes of Fate @jaimev2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Now, a mantis id be fine with. Whateverpede? How big are the mandibles? 130
Jaime: The Jaimes of Fate @jaimev2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Ugh. I have to do some online thing with a company I applied to prove I’m not crazy. Wish me luck. 020
Jaime: The Jaimes of Fate @jaimev2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Now if it were a millipede, I’d be ok. Centipede? I dunno. 120
Jaime: The Jaimes of Fate @jaimev2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Ew. I’d suck it up with a vacuum and then dumps the vacuum at the curb. 110
Jaime: The Jaimes of Fate @jaimev2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I don’t know. I still have 350 miles before refueling. Whatever. 110
Jaime: The Jaimes of Fate @jaimev2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Do you KNOW how hard it is to find something that closely rhymes with “nugget”? 010
Jaime: The Jaimes of Fate @jaimev2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026He’s information lifting, rest day and wiping down the squatting mat. 110
Jaime: The Jaimes of Fate @jaimev2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Do EEET! I still have like 360 miles to go before refueling. Right now that’s like a month of driving. Or more. 000
Jaime: The Jaimes of Fate @jaimev2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I still don’t know how the hybrid engine works in my car. At highway speeds, there’s a clutch that switches the power duties from the battery to the engine? I still think witchcraft is at play. 150
Jaime: The Jaimes of Fate @jaimev2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Me: how do you… Electric eel: go ahead and find out. It’ll shock you. 030
Jaime: The Jaimes of Fate @jaimev2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026So. It’s official. *shrugs* I still think it’s funny the brand most known for its electrical issues decided to go all-electric. Might as well buy two if we’re going with the joke you don’t own a Jaguar, you own two: one to drive while the other one’s in the shop www.roadandtrack.com/news/a740552...roadandtrack.comJaguar Type 01 Relaunches the British Brand with Imposing Looks and 1015 HP of Electric PowerIt starts at around $130,000, has a curb weight of 5950 lbs, and looks like nothing else on the road today. 110
Jaime: The Jaimes of Fate @jaimev2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I think I have that inflatable flamingo. 010
Jaime: The Jaimes of Fate @jaimev2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I thought it was a Katy Perry video before I read the post. 110
Jaime: The Jaimes of Fate @jaimev2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’m old school. Bubonic for me. To the pet store! 000
Jaime: The Jaimes of Fate @jaimev2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Hope it ain’t too hot, Jimmy. www.npr.org/2026/10/06/g...npr.orgJim Bakker, who built 'PTL Club' televangelism empire, has died at 86Jim Bakker, along with his first wife Tammy Faye built an evangelical empire around the hugely successful "The PTL Club" TV show, only to lose it all over a sex scandal and financial crimes. 010
