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Jaime

@jaime8585.bsky.social
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Actor, singer, musician, writer, uhh.. clown?

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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 4h
This is so CUTE! 🥹
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Happy Thanksgiving!
The dark silhouette of a tuxedo cat sits in front of a big window with a beautiful tree that is in the process of turning yellow.
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That is so upsetting! I’m so sorry that happened, and I’m glad she’s feeling better. Ugh!
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dream Demon: I got a real fun dream where you’re hanging out with all your loved ones. That local band you like is there, and they’re really impressed by your voice. And everyone laughs at your jokes Me: What does it cost? Dream Demon: You lose your wallet and 3, maybe 4 teeth.
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy October! 🎃🫖🔺🐦🎃
A photo of a TV that shows the title card for Over The Garden Wall. 

Underneath there are box sets for an Alfred Hitchcock collection, Myster Science Theater, The Simpsons, and Dead Like Me
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I rewatched Leon the Professional this year, which holds up even worse than I expected 😬, but it has the same composer as Goldeneye. There are so many similarities in the score that it was kind of funny.
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy birthday! Thank you for posting/reposting so much good stuff, and for all your nice comments. Have a wonderful day! 😁
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ooh, this is so cool. I love it.
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Behold this enormous lasagna I have made.
A very large lasagna, nearly bursting out of a glass pan
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Macready in his watchtower
A tuxedo cat lies down in a round platform with side walls on top of small cat tower. Only his back and the top half of his face is visible, so his concerned looking green eyes peek out over the top.
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’ve always liked the name Katie. I love your art, Katie!
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It doesn’t take much to make me want to share that photo 😁
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Getting groceries delivered has made a big difference in my life, but look at my comically small “large yellow onion”.
A very small onion just slightly taller than my thumb
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My husband really liked that game. Here’s a photo where our cat is sitting with him and looks like he’s the one playing.
A large faced tuxedo cat in front of a TV screen playing Watchdogs 2. It looks like he’s a streamer.
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So cute! I love Zhao.
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I love sexy dancing around my kitchen with my robe falling off my shoulders like Sandra Bullock in Practical Magic, but since my robe is a giant blue fuzzy thing I end up looking like Cookie Monster having a really fun night.
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Even better the second time. I’m going to watch the fight scenes in slow motion tomorrow because they’re all so impressively choreographed.
A physical copy of the movie The Furious depicting a violent scene of a man hitting a bunch of people with a hammer, namely a ball peen hammer, the funniest named hammer.
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The problem with watching action movies after watching The Furious (2025) is that almost all of them make me wish I was watching The Furious (2025) instead.
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Look at this review I found when looking at Moka Pots the other day.
An Amazon listing for a Ditosh 6 cup Aluminum Espresso stove top Moka pot express coffee maker in blueA five star review from Kaylynn, a verified purchase:

Love it just don’t put it in the microwave..
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Rebecca Bollwitt @miss604.com · 02/09/2026
Same, buddy. #vancouver #art
Concrete being poured into a giant silo that has been painted to look like a character wearing a green shirt. It was part of a Vancouver Biennale mural project. The character has a green shirt, yellow face, wide, toothy smile and eyes almost shut as though bracing for impact from the concrete pour. A dent in the silo also seems like the character is shedding a single tear and is just so over all of this hence the tone of the caption. There is the tip of a condo tower visible in the background and a bright blue sky around the silo.
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I don’t watch a lot of streaming stuff, but I’ll happily follow!
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It turned out really well, and the fridge wasn’t overpowered by strong smells. Also, look at my cat.
An iced cold brew coffee with a metal straw, served in a glass featuring a blueish green octopus wearing a top hat. A sleepy cat sits on a blue snuggy inside a covered cat bed that looks vaguely like a cartoon skull.
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Maddie’s Secret (2025) Exit 8 (2025) Hobson’s Choice (1954) Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass (2026)
Movie poster for Maddie’s SecretMovie poster for Exit 8Movie poster for Hobson’s ChoiceMovie poster for Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I love this! He looks so good.
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I finally remembered to make cold brew, so tomorrow morning I get to have some really good iced coffee! I also had half a can of salmon with my lunch, so between those two things, I’m putting a lot of trust in plastic wrap today to keep from smelling up the fridge.
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A wink from Mr. Noodle himself.
a happy tuxedo cat lies in a Mr. Noodles box slightly larger than he is. His short tail is sticking up and out of the box. He is rubbing his chin against the corner of the box and winking. The catnip rainbow that almost every LGBTQ+ cat owner has sits in front of the box.
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Beautiful shots!
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Ian Crook @icyvr.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
@yvrwxwatcher.bsky.social Stunning #Lightening show from the North Shore this evening. #Vancouver #BritishColumbia #Photography #ECK #BlueSkyArtShow All images are copyright Ian Crook. Technical details in Alt text. Some other strikes were so bright they blew out the image...
This is a series of photographs of brilliantly bright lightening strikes in the Vancouver area, taken from the North Shore of Vancouver. Photos taken using Nikon 24-70 Sii lens @f4,  6 seconds, ISO 64.
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Who else is up late looking up ✨garbage cans✨? I’ve been wanting a really good once since I got married, although I understand why no one bought the one we picked off the registry.
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hah, I’m glad to know I’m not alone. I have the same worry with threads. I doubt the average person cares too much about these things, which is good, but it also makes me very envious of the average person. 😁
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I also rarely use “close friends” because I worry that someone who I’m not close with will think I’m overstepping by putting them on that list. Very silly. Knock it off, brain.
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I hate when you like someone’s Instagram story and the next 3 slides are photos of their kid. You can’t not like those too, especially if the one you liked was something unimportant, but it feels weird liking all their stories. Or maybe I’m overthinking the hell out of this.
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
He is mad, but he’s better off in here with his food and litter box than hiding under a blanket without access to any of that.
A tuxedo cat lying on a bed with no pillows because there is a small chance he might pee on the bed and the pillows were expensive.
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It’s 2:15 and the worker is coming to finish my floor at 3, and I need to shut my cat in the bedroom before the guy gets here, but I’m letting my dear boy sleep a little longer because it’s not his fault I have become my father and need to be early for everything or else I panic.
A tuxedo cat who is scared of everyone except me and my husband, sleeping peacefully.
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It’s new floor day. No more cement kitchen! I can’t wait for this to be over. I’m pretty sure it will unscramble my brain enough to let me be more productive in my writing.
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Yes, he has performed a thorough investigation, and has decided it’s a good thing. Especially now that all the pots and pans are put away and no longer in his nightly running path. 😁
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Thank you! He’s having a good day.
Tuxedo cat lying on a brown couch. His ears are up looking like a bunny
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
It’s international cat day. Here are some recent photos of my beloved Macready.
Big face tuxedo catLying down tuxedo cat with his little tail in the airLying down tuxedo cat with his face halfway off the couchSmug and comfortable tuxedo cat, resting on the back of my thigh
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Thank you!
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I hope it all goes well from now on!
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It’s my birthday, look at the lovely card and goodies my husband got me 🥰 I love him.
A card that says:
Jaime! Thank you for everything you do for our family, especially the things no one should have to do. 

The image below is a line drawing of an adorable but concerned tuxedo cat, with a thought bubble above a goofy close up of the same cat that says: Can’t poop alone or the ghosts will get me!! 

Happy birthday!
From two boys who would be lost without you,
Love Andrew and Macready12 very decadent Krispy Kreme doughnuts Two blu-rays of the movies Redline and Hero A close up of our real cat from the drawing
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
That sucks, I’m so sorry.
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
And my Goromi playlist. I figure she’d be really into early 00s pop since that’s when we meet her. open.spotify.com/playlist/5tv...
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The Butterfly
Playlist · Jaime8585 · 54 items
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This is my Kazumaji playlist. I tried to keep it to songs at least one of them would actually like open.spotify.com/playlist/7G1...
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Love/Fight Songs
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Cat who is about to step on you.
A tuxedo cat with a short tail stands on the back of a couch in front of a large window. He is about to step on you.
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I adore this! 😁
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Mac’s first time watching Clueless. He’s not paying attention but we’re having a good time.
The movie Clueless on the TV screen. In front of it on a blue carpet sits a fuzzy loaf of a tuxedo cat.
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Thank you so much, that’s so kind of you to say. 😊
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Despite the exhausting ordeal with our kitchen being torn up due to a leaky fridge, I was able to break a personal curse. I finally bought a lip colour that didn’t end up having a weird orange undertone when I tried it on.
A tube of NYX lip gloss in the shade Cranberry Pie. On the floor below lies a blurry tuxedo cat with a short tail.
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Jaime @jaime8585.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Women of my Letterboxd top 4 (format stolen from Twitter but I couldn’t find the source) #letterboxd
Trinity from The MatrixFuriosa and the brides from Mad Max: Fury RoadHéloïse and Marianne from Portrait of a Lady on Fire. Or Portrait de la jeune fille en feu, if you want to be French about it. The Landlady from Kung Fu Hustle
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