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— 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 : 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐍𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐑 ִ ᐟ @jailbirdjerboa.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

I am reactivating this account to debunk claims that Gems has been making about me, give this a read.

— 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 : 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐍𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐑 ִ ᐟ @jailbirdjerboa.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

This project is retired. Due to the presence of certain actors (named sexual predator) I feel in the best interest for my safety to voluntarily leave. Thank you, so long and thanks for all the fish.

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— 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 : 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐍𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐑 ִ ᐟ @jailbirdjerboa.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Being evil kicks ass, boys! Heroes just get yelled at and pay taxes. I’m over here stealing smokes and living my best life. >He just walked into a 7/11

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— 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 : 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐍𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐑 ִ ᐟ @jailbirdjerboa.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

"Hooligans are a gang, but we also got merch. Bark has a podcast, Bean does TikTok dances and I used to have a YouTube channel. Million subs, old buddy. Oh and we stream on twitch! How you think I pay Krypt and the fools.x

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— 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 : 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐍𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐑 ִ ᐟ @jailbirdjerboa.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

"My love language is stealing experimental weapons from the military and playing with them! " Double finger guns. "Believe it or not, I got a hookup. Another cowboy like me! He can get anything!"

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— 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 : 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐍𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐑 ִ ᐟ @jailbirdjerboa.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

See handsome! You already know the niche! We're the type that people write yaoi fanfiction about. Trust me, that's really good for the brand, believe it or not.

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— 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 : 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐍𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐑 ִ ᐟ @jailbirdjerboa.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Still, you got that style. I'd let you hit at least twice. If you ever wanna stop being a neutral Nelly, you can always join hooligans, ya dig!

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— 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 : 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐍𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐑 ִ ᐟ @jailbirdjerboa.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

The sniper is enjoying every second of the attention. Never thought he'd have Shadow of all people swooning over him, it's wonderful. "Oi, got you eating outta the palm of my hand and I didn't even do much. You're smitten, handsome. Don't stop. "

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— 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 : 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐍𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐑 ִ ᐟ @jailbirdjerboa.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Normally, Fang wouldn't allow anyone to touch him, but he'll make an exception for this. "The ultimate life form, sitting here swooning over me. I could get used to this, ya know?" The sniper offered a smile to Shadow as if saying keep going.

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— 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 : 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐍𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐑 ִ ᐟ @jailbirdjerboa.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

You ain't denying? Well, I reckon I can't blame you. I'm flawless! Eh, can't argue with you, Shade. You're a downright handsome bloke. That raw bad boy edge! Kinda does it for me.

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— 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 : 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐍𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐑 ִ ᐟ @jailbirdjerboa.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Listen, I get it, I'm beautiful. Handsome. Smart. It's only natural you'd all fall for me.

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— 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 : 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐍𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐑 ִ ᐟ @jailbirdjerboa.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

You're telling me there's a school dedicated to just blowing shit up? Mate, I think I'm in love!

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— 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 : 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐍𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐑 ִ ᐟ @jailbirdjerboa.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

√I headcanon Fang as being genuinely autistic and his unrepentant disrespect for social cues is his way of sticking it to the man. This is also manifests in his adopting of various personalities. Bro’s out here treating eye contact like it’s paying taxes.

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— 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 : 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐍𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐑 ִ ᐟ @jailbirdjerboa.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Oh. Well why didn't you just Blow up the closet? Ain't that your thing, danger close, mortar down the tube, and whatnot?

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— 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 : 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐍𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐑 ִ ᐟ @jailbirdjerboa.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Oh, not even sorta! Really, you would never see the closet I came out of. Why? I burned it for kindling by the time I was 12. I know with all certainty in my mind, there is nothing wrong with being gay.

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— 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 : 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐍𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐑 ִ ᐟ @jailbirdjerboa.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

"Well now, breakfast in bed, waiting for me to wake up, you fall in love with me! I don't blame you!"

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— 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 : 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐍𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐑 ִ ᐟ @jailbirdjerboa.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

I fuck like it's for survival... as if it's the last sip of water I'll ever get. Ribs visible, eyes bloodshot, thrusting away.

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— 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 : 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐍𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐑 ִ ᐟ @jailbirdjerboa.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

The opps don't scare me man, I'm standing on business with the psych ward grippy sock.

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— 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 : 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐍𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐑 ִ ᐟ @jailbirdjerboa.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

I'm just saying, me, you, a bottle of Chardonnay, I cook you dinner. Let me spoil you, beautiful.

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— 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 : 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐍𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐑 ִ ᐟ @jailbirdjerboa.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

I'm quite the charmer, and a lover, ma'am. As for thorns, they're half of what makes a rose beautiful. The beauty contrasted by the danger, gets the engine revving, if you catch the drift.

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— 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 : 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐍𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐑 ִ ᐟ @jailbirdjerboa.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

"Outta my league? Absolutely. But you miss every shot you don't take, and I'm a damn good sniper, beautiful!"

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— 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 : 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐍𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐑 ִ ᐟ @jailbirdjerboa.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

You're like a fine wine, is all I'm saying, you've only gotten better with age. You're perfect! Can't take my eyes off ya!

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— 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 : 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐍𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐑 ִ ᐟ @jailbirdjerboa.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

If you were really curious as to why Bark doesn't speak, he just doesn't like you. He and I chat all the time on discord.

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— 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 : 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐍𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐑 ִ ᐟ @jailbirdjerboa.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Let me tell you, they don't make women like vanilla anymore. You find one, you grab her and ride her to your grave.

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— 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 : 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐍𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐑 ִ ᐟ @jailbirdjerboa.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

I hate you. I say that not out of anger, but simply as a fact. It's 67 degrees outside and I hate you.

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— 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 : 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐍𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐑 ִ ᐟ @jailbirdjerboa.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Miku, can I get an autograph? It's for a girl I'm sweet on! I'll stop being evil for a day! Can you make it out to Honey?

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— 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 : 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐍𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐑 ִ ᐟ @jailbirdjerboa.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

He invited the Babylon Birds but not me! Wait Are you really Miku? I'm a huge fan, ya know!

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— 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 : 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐍𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐑 ִ ᐟ @jailbirdjerboa.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

As an addendum, Fangs first ever purchase with a successful bounty hunter was something he'd want to remember forever. He bought the album violence has arrived by GWAR.

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— 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 : 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐍𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐑 ִ ᐟ @jailbirdjerboa.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Here's one because I lost the facts post Fang cried when he heard David Bowie died and was genuinely distraught. He was going to name the Hooligans Diamond Dogs, but someone else had the copyright.

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— 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 : 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐍𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐑 ִ ᐟ @jailbirdjerboa.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Alright chat. Let's get some serious writing going on. If you want to plot or something, drop a comment or DM!

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— 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 : 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐍𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐑 ִ ᐟ @jailbirdjerboa.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

Oh, so you'd refuse my gift of love and affection? If I wasn't a cold blooded killing machine, I'd be heartbroken, big red. So what's the news, where you been?

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— 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 : 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐍𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐑 ִ ᐟ @jailbirdjerboa.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

"Bleach is healthy. It's mostly water. And we're mostly water. Therefore, we are bleach." "No. "

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— 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 : 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐍𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐑 ִ ᐟ @jailbirdjerboa.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

"So you found some ancient tech and you IMPROVED on it, without knowing anything about it?" A loud whistle. "You're either a damn genius or luckiest bastard alive. "

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