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jade

@jaiden.sh

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i make computers do funny things // coo of @fyralabs.com // business research @metrostate.bsky.social // administered by @ultraviolet.sh // pfp abtmtr.link // it/she (20)

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jade @jaiden.sh · 16/09/2026

JJ McCullough found dead

jade @jaiden.sh · 08/08/2026

had the fortune of getting drunk at a bar with eduroam last night, god bless canada

my laptop displaying that it is connected to eduroam with a half drunken beer next to it

four empty glasses and my conference badge

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jade @jaiden.sh · 16/05/2026

nope it actually did work somehow that’s Speedway’s number

jade @jaiden.sh · 16/05/2026

the american century of whatever the fuck this is

a sign taped to a gas pump with an AI generated image on it; it reads “SPEEDWAY SAVINGS! GET UP TO $0.95 OFF PER GALLON” then lists discounts you can get by texting a number

jade @jaiden.sh · 28/04/2026

i just gave nasa 50 bucks dude this better go to uncancelling lunar gateway

the NASA Exchange order page

"Thank You, Jaiden!"

a map of the upper midwest with a pin in Saint Paul Minnesota

"Your order is confirmed"
"You'll receive a confirmation text soon"

"2x Rise Sticker Sheet - $15.98"
"1x Rise Plushie - $24.99"
"Subtotal - 3 items - $40.97"
"Shipping - $9.43"
"Total - USD $50.40"

jade @jaiden.sh · 12/04/2026

okay i opened the copy of phm currently floating on twitter and the borderless media player and the lunar background is just... peak thanks to @ultraviolet.sh for putting showtime media player in @ultramarine-linux.org, good pick

the petrova line scene from project hail mary on an utlramarine gnome desktop

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jade @jaiden.sh · 28/02/2026

DONT MURDER CLAUDE GUY SCHOOL WALKOUT

MARCH 2 10AM SPREAD THE WORD

the image is clearly a poorly edited version of this meme for Jay Powell

jade @jaiden.sh · 18/02/2026

helium.computer with the vertical layout is pretty awesome tbh

a browser showing my website, the tab bar is a list on the left side of the screen rather than the top.

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jade @jaiden.sh · 13/01/2026

someone on twitter called powell “fuckable”, i have been vindicated

“alright i’ll say what’s on everyone’s mind- he’s kinda fuckable for a 72 year old”

a photo of jerome powell surrounded by heart and money emojis with the text “i love jay powell” at the bottom

jade @jaiden.sh · 02/01/2026

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jade @jaiden.sh · 09/12/2025

i am very funny

jade @jaiden.sh · 15/09/2025

i don’t rescue kernel. i don’t recovery partition. i don’t edit kernel cmdline in grub. i chroot from a live tab, and if that doesn’t fix it, i reinstall.

anton ego scene

jade @jaiden.sh · 13/09/2025

going to vcf midwest

original macintosh in a kwik trip parking lot

jade @jaiden.sh · 13/08/2025

i miss the old sony

jade @jaiden.sh · 05/08/2025

cuckstoel cta

a single seat on the bus in the distance

jade @jaiden.sh · 30/07/2025

CAN I GET AN AMEN

an image of jerome powell surrounded by heart emojis with “i love jay powell” written over his chest

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jade @jaiden.sh · 24/07/2025

aww hell nah who started the boss battle

the sky in saint paul mn, its bright red

jade @jaiden.sh · 16/07/2025

jade @jaiden.sh · 27/06/2025

thank fuck

jade @jaiden.sh · 13/06/2025

a picture of liquor with the caption “everybody will be hearing from me tonight”

jade @jaiden.sh · 13/06/2025

just got to canada gotta study up on this shit

my phone in hand with the wikipedia page for liquor open

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jade @jaiden.sh · 28/05/2025

if you told me 5 years ago that i'd be running microsoft software on linux i would not have believed you

jade @jaiden.sh · 22/05/2025

thank you to @june.fish for the snacks so i can continue my antics

a normal size stroop wafel on top of my raspberry pi and a bottle of green tea next to it

jade @jaiden.sh · 18/05/2025

oxford comma supremacy

a real Chicago Manual of Style fan speaks ill of The Associated Press Stylebook

jade @jaiden.sh · 15/05/2025

peter griffin wearing an eduroam shirt and saying “I will die for my country eduroam User Community” above him it says 请你在网上搜索“federated identity”吧。

jade @jaiden.sh · 15/05/2025

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

my computer open on a table overlooking futurama on a tv

jade @jaiden.sh · 08/05/2025

my only commentary on the new disney park is reposting this

A tweet reading "Do you think they will paint the slaves go away green as well?"

jade @jaiden.sh · 05/05/2025

days like today are when i’m the happiest to be minnesotan

my macbook and a cup of coffee sitting in the grass overlooking downtown saint paul

jade @jaiden.sh · 02/05/2025

argon one v5 makes a good mini stroopwafel heater

3 mini stroopwafels on top of a black box

jade @jaiden.sh · 16/04/2025

i think this may be the funniest email interaction i've ever had

Hello,

Thank you for contacting us. The product has failed certification because the product name
includes "Linux" which might mislead and confuse users about the nature of your product because
your product appears to be from a business entity. Your product may not use a name similar to that
of another piece of software or service. Products need to have unique metadata, functionality, and
value in the Store.

Please reference Microsoft Store policy 10.1.1:
link

Tips for choosing app titles are available here:link
Please let us know if you need our additional assistance.

Thank you,

Huan

Microsoft Store Team

It is a Linux distribution, so it does in fact contain Linux.
Jaiden Riordan // fyralabs.com

jade @jaiden.sh · 15/04/2025

if you're wondering why ultramarine wsl isn't available yet it's because microsoft thinks it doesn't contain ultramarine

Content requirement policies Notes to publisher

10.1.1.1 Inaccurate Representation The product name does not accurately represent the product. The product name contains the title of another piece of software or service. Please edit the AN
Product Name field in the Store Listings section. More information on app naming guidelines is available at https://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?linkid=2281058
Found in the following language listings: English

jade @jaiden.sh · 09/04/2025

2010 mac pro makes a good stroopwafel heater

me holding a stroopwafel in bag up to my 2010 mac pro

jade @jaiden.sh · 25/03/2025

a chart categorizing 96%, TKL, 75%, 65%, and 60% keyboards as "real keyboards", and 40% and full size keyboards as "mental disorders"

jade @jaiden.sh · 19/03/2025

when you're a massive nerd but still wanna be a "cool kid"

the official Chicago Manual of Style skateboard

jade @jaiden.sh · 17/03/2025

bless my beautiful tranny life

my surface book opened to vscode with girl scout cookies on the keyboard and moral orel playing a on tv behind it

jade @jaiden.sh · 15/03/2025

got something very special

the box of a PinePhone KDE Community Edition

jade @jaiden.sh · 06/03/2025

bless my beautiful tranny life

me playing pokemon on a plane

jade @jaiden.sh · 04/03/2025

i hope that ben shapiro gets urethra cactus or some other horrible shit

ben shapiro's open letter to president trump asking him to pardon fmr ofc derek chauvin

jade @jaiden.sh · 19/02/2025

NEED TO BUY ANOTHER ROOM

my hand longingly touching the eShop listing for Glover

jade @jaiden.sh · 17/02/2025

so pawsome

my engine open with a pink monster and a jug of oil

jade @jaiden.sh · 11/02/2025

i think this is his trump bible moment

a mr beast toy featuring mr beast in a squishy hazmat suit

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jade @jaiden.sh · 10/02/2025

peam

my rg28xx and ipod video showing a similar theme

an old man shaking his head with the caption "it's peak"

jade @jaiden.sh · 24/01/2025

we do a little trolling

Edge on Windows displaying a Linux user agent, it's actually running in WSL

jade @jaiden.sh · 22/01/2025

HELL YEAH

my car’s infotainment system displaying Pathfinder by Hoshimachi Suisei

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jade @jaiden.sh · 16/01/2025

more accurate version

jade @jaiden.sh · 04/01/2025

My father-in-law is a builder. It's difficult to get his attention in a magnificent space because he's lost in wonder. We were looking at pictures of Camp Snoopy and I asked him what it would cost to build today. I will never forget his answer... "We can't, we don't know how."

Camp Snoopy as it was

jade @jaiden.sh · 01/01/2025

a picture of a git change with the comment "prettier fucked up all the bulleted lists"

jade @jaiden.sh · 29/12/2024

here's the placeholder i have on my site for you

bunn.moe

bnuyyy

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jade @jaiden.sh · 28/12/2024

fuck you fuck you fuck you quit sorting shit for me just show me my goddamn email

the header of iOS mail showing the default sort categories

jade @jaiden.sh · 26/12/2024

a crappy image with the caption “post to spread a few kb of christmas joy”

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