iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

JahingerX @jahingerx.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Gotta admit, the Onion has a compelling vision for the future of Infowards.

Imagine a roaring arena packed to the rafters with pathological liars. High above you in the nosebleeds are podcasters, screaming that you'll die if you don't buy their skincare products. Below, on the floor, imagine demonic battalions of super-influencers physically forcing people into home fitness devices designed to dismantle your body bone by bone and reassemble you into a grotesque statue of yourself. Out of the throngs, an extremely sick looking man approaches you. He puts his hands on your shoulders. He explains that he is your life coach and that you owe him $800.

JahingerX @jahingerx.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Absolutely stellar. This whole experience sounds truly one of a kind. A fact that your wife will surely be very thankful for.

Around 1:30 in the afternoon, a diverse crowd slowly began to gather at the ICA lobby under a banner threatening "ASS POWER." We joined the-

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JahingerX @jahingerx.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Jesus, there's nothing more true than this inspiration pick. An embarrassing amount of my inspirations come from what I imagine a piece of media is like completely absent any actual experience. Did you know Samira is inspired by Panty and Stocking? (I have never seen a single second of it)

A picture of the box art for TALES OF THE ABYSS with the label: "Whatever I thought this game was about after reading the wiki on it one time"

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JahingerX @jahingerx.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Well the good news is that for people who do brave this beast, there's some absolutely insane shit in there almost immediately.

Court Document note reading: 9: The court also notes that, in at least one instance, an agent asked ChatGPT to compile a narrative for a report based off a brief sentence about an encounter and several images. [Reference not included because I'm typing this] To the extent that agents use ChatGPT to create their use of force reports, this further undermines their credibility and may explain the inaccuracy of these reports when viewed in light of the BWC footage.

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JahingerX @jahingerx.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

A series of absolutely INCREDIBLE pictures commission from the ever-amazing erubara76.carrd.co which I am unbelievably happy with. A billion thanks to my dear friend for gifting these to me, @lunarmaestro.bsky.social who is as loving and kind as any friend could be.

A red-haired catgirl in turquoise clothes has locked-in and prepared to destroy a small house with an overly large hammer. It has 30 minutes before it's destruction.

A red-haired catgirl in turquoise clothes enjoys a beer in the style of Misato of Neon Genesis Evangelion.

A red-haired catgirl in turquoise clothes engages in a pose strongly associated with gossip.

A red-haired catgirl in turqoise clothes looks upon you, as smug as any being has ever been in the history of the universe. She wears a towering five hats (at least) upon her head. She knows she is better than you, because she posses more hats. She is correct.

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JahingerX @jahingerx.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

This might be the absolutely most funny annotation I've ever seen in an interview. Tomino always gives mental interviews. Also: Him being a fan of Legend of Galactic Heroes basically completely checks out, yeah.

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JahingerX @jahingerx.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

You sure you want to phrase it that way?

Minions from the movie Despicable Me and Gru, all pregnant. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have described this.

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JahingerX @jahingerx.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Behold: Someone accurately transcribing NES classic gameplay into a drawing. I just love how utterly unhinged this is.

A sphinx with a much too realistic face fires a barrage of metallic scarabs at a greenish hawk swooping down on it. The bird appears distraught over this reality. It's accompanied by a description of the video game Desert Falcon.

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JahingerX @jahingerx.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

It's possible everyone just loves it because they take one look at it and they OBEY THE COMMAND IN RED

A picture of a craps table. There's so much random crap going on here.

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JahingerX @jahingerx.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

I don't think you KNOW Samira super-well but you've gotten to see a lot of an uncommon side of her so I'm very excited by what you think of her.

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JahingerX @jahingerx.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Behold, BUNHIN (because Samira is too easy)

A redhead bunny girl with glasses and a tie.

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JahingerX @jahingerx.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

You should really know how to dodge those by now.

A large bear(?) from Final Fantasy XIV performing a telegraphed cone-shaped area of attack.

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JahingerX @jahingerx.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

I was going to fill out the whole thing but I think I only need to do one square for Samira to hint at how this one's going.

Bingo square altered to read: "Honesty Always? No!!! Exceptions."

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JahingerX @jahingerx.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Samira doesn't get a combat class, she's a pretty standard Machinist. Oh no no no. She gets a crafter! Except instead of producing materials goods a Person would want, she's crafting Lies and Excuses. Imagine turning in your Lvl 35 leve craft: "I've got work in the morning, I should leave early."

A cute catgirl winks at you while making the stereotypical kitty paw motion. She cannot be trusted.

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JahingerX @jahingerx.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

Almost didn't check "Breathes" out of a sudden desire to give Samira the most baffling new lore possible

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JahingerX @jahingerx.bsky.social · 03/11/2024

Please place Doe onto the alignment chart thank you.

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JahingerX @jahingerx.bsky.social · 30/10/2024

The healers at the Dark Crimson Tavern, basically:

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