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JulieDuehring

@jagx.bsky.social
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Professional underachiever.

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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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a man wearing a crown and a robe says you 'll be back
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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a blonde woman is sitting in a kitchen with the words `` sure , jan. '' written on the screen .
ALT: a blonde woman is sitting in a kitchen with the words `` sure , jan. '' written on the screen .
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Did he specify President of what? Maybe it was the president of the local golf association?
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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a man in a sheriff 's uniform is holding a bag
ALT: a man in a sheriff 's uniform is holding a bag
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Is he calling him a bonehead? 😂
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
SNL writers right now
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a woman sits at a desk with a purple elephant on top of it
ALT: a woman sits at a desk with a purple elephant on top of it
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Love the clip of a maniacal out-of-control Kylo Ren going batshit crazy trying ineffectively to kill an illusion. Sums up our situation perfectly.
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
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two men are doing push ups with the words " we 're not worthy " behind them
ALT: two men are doing push ups with the words " we 're not worthy " behind them
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
UN needs to up it's game and hire a DJ. maybe play some Bad Bunny after it's next meeting.
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Bruised his finger pulling the trigger too hard.
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
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a man and a woman are standing next to each other in a room and the man is talking to the woman .
ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other in a room and the man is talking to the woman .
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Saw Gordon Ramsay in a hotel lobby, as me and my friends were heading out to dinner. He winked at us and said 'Have a nice evening ladies!' 😄
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
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a man in a plaid shirt stands next to a clown in a room with balloons and a sign that says happy birthday
ALT: a man in a plaid shirt stands next to a clown in a room with balloons and a sign that says happy birthday
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
How about we just use the unambiguous, accurate term of "child rapist".
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
At least it gave them the opportunity to wear their old bridesmaids dresses.
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
doomscroll break
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
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a man in a suit and bow tie is standing in front of a green birdhouse .
ALT: a man in a suit and bow tie is standing in front of a green birdhouse .
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
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a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I bet even less reports of deaths after Clorox injections.
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Reduction in Force, the federal government term for lay-offs.
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Obviously an alien
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a close up of a man 's face with a dirty shirt on
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Where's Kristi Noem when you need her?
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
The Rolling Pebbles
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Billionaires
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Republicans gonna be wearing Coal jewelry soon.
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Huntington Beach is very red, along with much of Orange County. (And also a lot of the farmland in the middle of California, unfortunately.)
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
It's like when you teach your dog to "smile".
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a white dog is sitting on a rug in a room .
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
California has been selling rice to Japan for over 100 years.
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Greyscale.
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Does this source's name happen to be "Captain Obvious"?
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Also, the deduction is for 65 and older and expires in 2028 and has an income limit. For 3 years, SOME seniors MAY get a tax deduction that MAY or MAY NOT cover the taxes they pay on their SS.
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Maybe we'll have them build some cabins on the farm for them to live on. Restrict them to staying only on the farm. And maybe appoint someone to over see them...an overseer, so to speak.
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
That's gonna smell
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a woman in a blue shirt says there 's an aroma on the bottom
ALT: a woman in a blue shirt says there 's an aroma on the bottom
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Bezos:
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a man in a suit and tie is talking to a woman in a crowd and making a funny face .
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Hitler would have been jealous.
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Reminds me of the time my 5 year old insisted he came up with Britney Spears song parody "Oops I Farted Again".
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Just an unscheduled rapid disassembly of peace.
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
There is no way I can watch him attempt to read a script with his tiny poop-hole of a mouth making those weird shapes as he tries to enunciate words he doesn't understand.
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Finally our national nightmare is over! We can all rest easy knowing that not just one, but TWO flags will fly freely on big, beautiful new poles. Thank you President Trump for taking care of the issues that affect everyday Americans! 🇺🇲🇺🇸
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
No worries, her system's robust anti-moralities will kick in and fight it if!
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
The rest of the point he makes being "That's not enough, my show aims to manipulate the mentally and emotionally challenged people of ALL ages!"
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
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a woman sitting at a desk with the words " lots of jolly choices out there " above her
ALT: a woman sitting at a desk with the words " lots of jolly choices out there " above her
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Like, maybe they can just be ridiculously rich instead of unimaginably rich?
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JulieDuehring @jagx.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
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