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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 6h
Honestly good call. The uncomfortable sex talk is super cringy.
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 6h
Amityville’s lead character is Gregg G Allin Fun GG Allin reference for old weird punks If you don’t know, it’s ok not to google that one
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 6h
Easy to watch! Free on tubi and most are an hour max
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 7h
I am so excited to watch these The main character in the first two enlists a priest to do a toilet exorcism. That mixed with Vietnam flashbacks for some reason. It’s wild
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 7h
The tattoos, piercings, wardrobe, & music choices are kinda telltale signs Anyway, I’m having a lot of fun watching these goofy ass movies. It’s a nice escape from the horrible reality that is the usa in 2026
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 7h
The music in a lot of these seems like it’s the writers/actors’ bands or friends’ bands, which is cool Most of these are extremely low budget; maybe even no budget. Getting some local bands to donate songs is cool I assume a lot of these movies are made by folks in the underground music scene
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 7h
Updates to the movie list: Amityville Death Toilet 👍🏼 Death Toilet 👍🏼 Death Toilet Number Two 👎🏼 (or 👍🏼 I’m on the fence. It just seems like an unnecessary sequel) Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter 👍🏼 Taintlight 👎🏼
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 7h
I was doing some prep for the rest of the series. Butt there are some great titles here
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 7h
Man, I fucked yo there. Death Toilet Number Two Then Death Toilet 3: Doody Calls
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 7h
The tattoos, piercings, wardrobe, & music choices are kinda telltale signs Anyway, I’m having a lot of fun watching these goofy ass movies. It’s a nice escape from the horrible reality that is the usa in 2026
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 7h
The music in a lot of these seems like it’s the writers/actors’ bands or friends’ bands, which is cool Most of these are extremely low budget; maybe even no budget. Getting some local bands to donate songs is cool I assume a lot of these movies are made by folks in the underground music scene
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 7h
the vampires and the old school vampires and the Michael Jackson werewolf Yeah that’s a thing. Might be the best part I never watched Twilight so this had a very low level of appeal to me. Maybe if you hate Twilight it’s better? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 7h
This evening I watched Taintlight It’s a Twilight parody. Same folks that brought you Terror at Blood Fart Lake It’s not great. Not even “fun bad.” There’s a lot of hints of incest/jokes about incest. It’s often uncomfortable to watch. I almost turned it off Some redeeming goofy fights between
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 9h
You cannot reconcile these people back into a functional society
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 9h
Not that I know of. I’d love to find that tho
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 9h
The baby Pens had themselves a weekend too. All the guys you want to do well down there are doing good things
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 10h
Penguins got their shit together and so did the Steelers? Gonna be a good victory Monday Penguins gotta keep it going Tuesday against an objectively bad team
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Gabriele Svelto @gabrielesvelto.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 13h
I double-checked this on a couple of Xitter stat sites and it's true. Average views of the main AfD account dropped 90% and average engagement dropped by 60%. This is commercial social media for you: bots, damn bots and Russian bots.
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 12h
lol
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 13h
It’s really incredible that most people would guess the opposite
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 14h
Grandma needs stomped out
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 14h
Grandmas can catch hands too I don’t care anymore. If someone wants to be a vile human, they should be treated as such
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 14h
Fun scene in dive bars, thrift stores, junk yards, etc Jesus comes back to save the lesbians from vampires would be a hard sell in 2026 Kind of a sad regression. :(
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 14h
a lot of light hearted jabs at religion The musical choices are super 2001. I think that’s a positive Oh, Jesus jets his ass kicked so he gets help from a Mexican wrestler. The movie is all over the place like that Jesus gets a makeover. I’m sure it’s because the actor didn’t want to wear a wig
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 14h
Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter Somehow this came out in 2001 Vampires are attacking Canadian lesbians. Jesus has to save the day. There’s a hilarious fight vs atheists The fights are hilariously choreographed. Most of the actors look like folks from the punk/metal scene Movie is super fun with
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 16h
Death Toilet: Number Two Kinda just the first one but the priest is a lot more involved. Main character gets a hobby The toilet fights/Nam flashbacks are great. They don’t make sense, but I’m 3 movies into a series about a killer toilet Nothing really new in this one. 1 & 2 could just be 1 movie
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 16h
lol
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 17h
It’s a rainy miserable day. I don’t like football enough to watch when the Steelers aren’t playing A friendly go birds, but I’m not tuning in So until 1pm, it will be more weird horror movies on the tv Not a bad Sunday
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 17h
Broken clocks as they say
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 17h
Death Toilet (#1) A possessed toilet kills a guy. His Vietnam vet brother comes in & the toilet starts haunting him. Lots of Vietnam flashbacks There is a toilet exorcism with more Nam flashbacks (no one is old enough to have been in Nam) Will a grenade kill the death toilet? You have to watch!
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 18h
Kinda fun concept of a streamer ghost hunter investigating the killer toilet for the upset mayor. Not sure how a killer toilet is going to ruin their tourist season but most of these movies don’t make a lot of sense if you think about them even a little bit
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 18h
There is a whole Death Toilet movie series I started with Amityvill Death Toilet before realizing that it is movie #5 Unsurprisingly, you do not need to watch these movies in order! This movie takes the Jaws script and switches out the shark for a toilet
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 18h
Why did I leave that place? Because it’s nothing but hateful filth I prefer my filth all inclusive, fun, and lighthearted
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 18h
Go read Pat’s stuff!
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Dinosaurs will die ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
STOP VOTING FOR SENIOR CITIZENS STOP VOTING FOR SENIOR CITIZENS STOP VOTING FOR SENIOR CITIZENS STOP VOTING FOR SENIOR CITIZENS STOP VOTING FOR SENIOR CITIZENS STOP VOTING FOR SENIOR CITIZENS STOP VOTING FOR SENIOR CITIZENS STOP VOTING FOR SENIOR CITIZENS STOP VOTING FOR SENIOR CITIZENS 🚫👴🏻🚫👵🏼🚫👴🏻🚫👵🏼
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It’s easier to read about a W
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Philly gets things right sometimes
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Gotta kick em all
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Traitors should be hung
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Pretty good game from the Penguins They shit the bed in the last few and really turned it around tonight. Silovs played like his job depended on it 3 outta 4 points is good, even if the points didn’t come how you’d expect
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
:( Penguins gotta score kore than 1 to win
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NHL (Bot) @notnhl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
HOT DOG ON THE ICE IN MONTREAL 🌭
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Both can be true Koivunen scored in the opener and was rewarded with a game off
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ok Dewar. A little puck luck but a goal is a goal Now open the floodgates Penguins have a lead!
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I like the way the Penguins are playing for the most part. Still some guys that keep getting into games that I don’t understand Silovs is playing like his job is on the line because Murashov has showed he is the guy Still gotta score goals to win games though
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My biggest complaint is the socks, but overall I like this uniform
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Bench Lapierre Accountability is optional at best. It’s definitely on a sliding scale Penguins lineup decisions have been maddening early in the season
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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I mean it’s probably the right call but there needs to be something in place to make the guys on the ice call it or it doesn’t fucking matter
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