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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 16h
Knock hard, to make it wake up, to get this done, as we will never know who really won, which is part of the fun: www.jagerpress.com/poems.html
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 16h
Pieces of these, is easy to squeeze, if you know exactly who to please: jagerpress.beezer.com Aliens play this game, with a different name, nevertheless it’s always a damn pain: www.jagerpress.com
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 16h
Hit that rhyme, as if it was an iron bar, don’t worry about the sparks, they won’t reach too far: www.jagerpress.com/series.html Pieces of these, is easy to squeeze, if you know exactly who to please: jagerpress.beezer.com
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 16h
Binge idiotically, with these false claims, it’s always the same, don’t forgive those, who say the whole thing will be tame: www.jagerpress.com/thebreakingc...
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 16h
Picturing the future, is always some proper guesswork, the markets though demand certainty, which is why your bank is very happy to give you that loan, if you have some equity: www.jagerpress.com/series.html
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 16h
The probability of it , was most likely just an itch, and now you are stuck with that twitch!: www.jagerpress.com/thebreakingc... No more, that's for sure, we can't fight this war, with no cure!; www.jagerpress.com
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 16h
This virus doesn't take too long to grow and consume , this we must assume, but how do we fight it you ask? With our minds, not our fists we reply!: www.jagerpress.com
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 16h
Pretend you care, but we know you don't, like any bear, you are only here, to catch salmon and trout: www.jagerpress.com/authors.html This space has no grace, even with that face, it's such a waste, nontheless it can have my toothpaste: www.jagerpress.com/blog.html
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 16h
Those skeletons in your cupboard, create concerns, and you know if someone finds out, that you'll get burnt, but please don't shout, as we already have too much grout, even if you are no slouch: www.jagerpress.com/badjokesblog.html
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 16h
Observe what you know, and see how your skills will flow and grow, remember how you got here though!: www.jagerpress.com/thebreakingc...
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 16h
Observe what you know, and see how your skills will flow and grow, remember how you got here though!: www.jagerpress.com/thebreakingc...
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 16h
We can't cover this on our own, as this corruption was seeded a long time ago or so, and has, over time, grown: www.jagerpress.com/series.html Observe what you know, and see how your skills will flow and grow, remember how you got here though!: www.jagerpress.com/thebreakingc...
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 16h
Soft power is no shield to protect us from any kind of a pyschopath, this breaks any graph, yeah you can laugh, but we'll burn you if hit us that fast: jagerpress.beezer.com
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 16h
This new type of meaning, is bloody demeaning, this rate is fine, what the hell do you mean we ain't kind! Get this type of ideology out of your mind!: www.jagerpress.com/badjokesblog.html
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 16h
The chemistry of this, doesn't really need a new type of twist, this is something that a lot of us miss!!!: www.jagerpress.com/thebreakingc...
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 16h
This snowball is melting, and the penguins and polarbears are sweltering, meaning that they will be also be starving, as their food stock can't take this new type of heat: www.jagerpress.com/poems.html
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 16h
Energy is everywhere, the issue is how to use it, but so many forget this, because they're just a bunch of twits; www.jagerpress.com
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 18h
Never will this ever be the same, and it can not be tamed, which is a bit lame, nevermind, they will just try to get you framed: www.jagerpress.com/poems.html
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 18h
This toil will be ultimately foiled, while those lies coil even tighter, suffocating their message, meaning a feather can beat their best fighter with no cover or bother: www.jagerpress.com/thebreakingc...
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 18h
I don’t know if this counts, but it’s something that still haunts me, never again will I set up such a bounty, time for a new career I feel and I’m pretty sure that this will be a bit of a steal: www.jagerpress.com/poems.html
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 18h
These rhythms you will find, mean nothing but communication of confusion, which will end knowledge and other important bother, that is essential for you and me brother: www.jagerpress.com/shortstories...
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 18h
Instead of reading, you are dealing, stealing and breaking too many hearts and feelings: www.jagerpress.com/thebreakingc...
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 18h
Motionless means still, will this ever be filled, did that bill ever pass through the gill that is political correctness rather than the scientific method, or did it just get paused due to the claws of an unknown, irrelevant, popular cause?: www.jagerpress.com/poems.html
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 18h
Collapsing views, short term screws, time for a nice brew, I'll be back with you in a few: www.jagerpress.com/series.html
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 18h
The entirety of this quest, is to work out who’s the best, so if anyone cheats, all the results are void and all our accomplishments might as well be destroyed: www.jagerpress.com/badjokesblog...
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 18h
Be aware of this witch , because she'll give you an itch, there's no problem of you walking away, don't care about what anyone else might say: www.jagerpress.com/badjokesblog...
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 18h
You should not pretend, as if you do, more innocents will get hurt, and EVERYONE ends up with no shirt!: www.jagerpress.com/thebreakingc...
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 18h
Preferably I would prefer to say this out loud, but if you want this to a bit more quiet, I expect some funding, and I'll keep it private; I can't promise you anything though, eventually the truth will come out!: www.jagerpress.com/shortstories...
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 18h
Potentially and reasonably we would expect much more about this, especially when it came to how and when, but would we really assume that they would really finish and complete what we had wished?: www.jagerpress.com/poems.html
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 18h
At the end of this road, there will be an awakening, as there has been before. You ask about when will we get there? I don’t know, it depends, I suppose, on how often and how much they make it illegal to goad: www.jagerpress.com/thebreakingc...
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 18h
Dishonesty is widely used by all of us, nevertheless some take the frivolity of mistrust just too far, and it just seems those who govern, haven’t really worked out how much this will cost: www.jagerpress.com/thebreakingc...
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 18h
A ruthless behaviour, is something that we all - sometimes - really require, it’s like stocking up that camp fire, unless you have a stockpile of fuel, no one will get fed, and everything becomes a duel: www.jagerpress.com/shortstories...
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 18h
A will to be, that growing tree, are pretty special, this is what we want you to see: www.jagerpress.com/badjokesblog...
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 18h
It’s like this infection, has some sort of a bureaucratic protection, so their making the media to look the other way, and create some sort of a deflection: www.jagerpress.com/shortstories...
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 18h
This mighty duck, will make us a lot of bucks, so suck it up, and go and get that truck: www.jagerpress.com/thebreakingc...
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 18h
It is all pretty intense, and I'm no fence, I won't sell this narrative any more, that's one thing for sure: www.jagerpress.com/thebreakingc...
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 18h
I say we should pray, but I have no deity to serve or mock, and I'm very aware of that bloody clock; this is going to cost me much more than an infinite bucks: www.jagerpress.com/shortstories...
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 18h
This meter, is no feature, but will cost everyone much more than a mile, all measured per tile, so this is going to take them, quite a while: www.jagerpress.com
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 18h
It's now - lets just say it - all very stark, perhaps some clemency would be allowed, and then, hopefully, a more fruitful future would follow, nonetheless they’ve got a hell of a lot to swallow : www.jagerpress.com/poems.html
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 18h
Finally the match is over, so there is no need to bother anymore, the team is wrung out and sore, and to be honest even I feel like I've just lived through a nuclear fallout and feel very much torn: www.jagerpress.com/thebreakingc...
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 18h
This finance game , is just a bunch of made up rules, nothing more, nothing less, it's funny though, it seems, as some don't follow these, so how do we make them confess?: www.jagerpress.com/shortstories...
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 18h
I propose, and sell, this is how it goes, this is what they will tell: www.jagerpress.com It's never wrong, checking twice, indeed not doing so, is a bit of a vice: www.jagerpress.com/thebreakingc...
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 18h
This vacation, is important for this population, but don't allow any fabrication, this we will not allow or sanction: www.jagerpress.com/poems.html
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 18h
This field, is more like a shield, it balances the good and the bad, while being a producer, and making things a bit less sad: www.jagerpress.com/Thunderman.h...
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 18h
I was aware of this when I was pretty damn young, so why don't current adults then and now? Ultimately this is all their fault, initially it was a mistake, but now they just shault, even when the messages were there, long, long before I was even born: www.jagerpress.com/poems.html
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 18h
Surely you knew, as they grew, they demanded more and more, and this became rather sore, sore to the absolute core: www.jagerpress.com/thebreakingc...
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 18h
Wood was a substantial building material for a long time, now it can be used again, along with fungi with metal or carbon fibre frames, as well as glass; powered by solar, wind and biogas, this can really go that fast: jagerpress.beezer.com
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 18h
Can we evolve to prove this, this is more than a suggestion, this anxiety creates psychological and physical cysts, which I know is not something that you ever wished : www.jagerpress.com/shortstories...
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 19h
Shorts 52 Probably you are not thinking like me, this I see, no time to change your mind though, hopefully this will grow on you, as it's going to happen whether we like it or not, nothing will change this a lot: www.jagerpress.com/badjokesblog...
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jagerpress.bsky.social @jagerpress.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Fruit Jam” written by Smartass Publishers, read by Elle O’Hara: www.jagerpress.com/poems.html #poetry
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