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@jagernaut.bsky.social
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He/all. Queer ass nerd.

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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 12h
I think Nightcrawler would actually do very well on this scale. I don't think his tight 5 would be to everyone's taste, it would definitely end on a religious note, but his restaurant etiquette is certainly exquisite.
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love fighting game RPG's, sad there's so few of them. Deception also has my favorite Mortal Kombat glitch (graphic obviously)
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Mortal Kombat Deception (Hara Kiri Glitch Compilation)
YouTube video by NewChallenger.net
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They were banned in my middle school. Not for religious reasons or anything, but because school policy considered all card game gambling. Even solitaire.
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ah yes, just what everyone wants. A Halo game without aliens
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's crazy the belt fight in Fist of Legend is less than a minute long. These 38 seconds have been burned into my brain for so long it feels like it should be at least 4 minutes.
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fist of legend - belt fight
YouTube video by Arnaud Palisson
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Interesting interesting, never getting hurt sounds amazing!
A young Shinji from Evangelion. He's wearing a yellow shirt and blue shorts. The camera is slightly above him, like you're looking down at a 6 year old. He's standing on nondescript concrete flooring with a single white running behind him.
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
While we've got him here can we give me a few swift kicks to the rear as well?
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It makes scrolling in public easier, but I also feel a little weird about some of the lewds when I'm very much not the target audience 😅
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thank you for using the NSFW tags consistently by the way! I really appreciate it
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If Daedalus had simply had the foresight to destroy the sun before they took off his son would still be alive today smdh
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This kind of thinking applied to movies bugs the hell out of me too. No, Dragonball Evolution isn't one of the worst movies ever made. It's not even in the bottom third as far as movie quality goes
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No thanks, my preferred periodical is much more refined
A still from an anime with a normal looking woman reading a magazine on a red couch. She's wearing a yellow sailor uniform with grey trim and has straight brown hair. She is saying "Super Porn". The magazine has a low detail nude figure on the cover.
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Most Dangerouser Games (Sorry)
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Entry level paranormal agent. Must have 3-5 years experience in paranormal investigations, eldritch mathmatics, and intermediate Python. PHD in occult studies preferred. Our ideal candidate is a self starter who can work with little supervision in high stress environments. $22.00-$23.50 per hour.
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
After the Pinkerton crap I've kind of given up on queer people actually boycotting MTG
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Huh, I've seen wall to wall carpeting but I've never seen carp to carp walleting."
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two men go fishing and have no luck. Despondent they decide to pack it up and head home. While putting everything away one of them accidentally drops his wallet into the lake. As it sinks a bunch of fish swim up an start nibbling at it. The other man says:
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can the portrait in Wolfenstein 3D feel pain? It can at least act like it does.
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*Eye twitch*
Pokemon began in 1996 with a pair of Nintendo Game Boy games about catching and battling
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's so so bad. He clearly doesn't understand the themes of the game, but apparently he doesn't even understand what happens on a surface level.
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I hope the housekeeping team for that hotel is union...
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I get why they're carrying it on a tray, don't want your new hand touching it by accident
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I can get loukoumades in my city, but being around the corner from them would be very bad for my health.
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A picture of a impulse by section near the checkout of a store. It shows the typical magazine stand, mini fridge full of soda, and florescent lights gleaming on tile floors. The magazines are in order: Understanding ADHD, The Ultimate Guide to Sonic, Autism A New Understanding, and Pokemon Heavy Hitters
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nice to know I'll only have to hear about it for 3 more years then
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is going to make me sound older than I actually am, but I realized Magic was no longer the game for me when they got rid of Mana Burn.
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Under number 1 you could argue a Jack and Coke count is an old fashioned.
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'd kill for a tape of the live action version as well. Partly because I'm dying to know why Tsukimi spends a decent amount of the run time wearing a Minnesota Gophers sweater. Just...how did that come to be.
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Those were made before they got really clever about the encryption stuff, so usually you can jailbreak them without violating the DMCA. It's why you don't see much info on jailbreaking a Switch, even though that process isn't much different. I'm not expert but that's my understanding
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Short answer: The DMCA makes it a serious felony to distribute information on how to bypass or break encryption. Companies started throwing in encryption into every piece of tech, so now you can end up in prison for a decade if you upload a DIY for jailbreaking your TV. (This is a simplification)
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If you ever have the burning need to get one under your belt, the Switch remake of Links Awakening is a delight. Very cute art, shorter, and the story is unlike any other Zelda game.
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Many are saying
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Neat!
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
That article doesn't actually show a "skyrocketing" increase though. There's no actual analysis, they just throw out some numbers. 8 more food recalls than last August may not be statistically significant.
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This admin has also done more to get the world off of fossil fuels than any other presidency. Just, you know, in one of the worst ways possible.
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Did you know you can replace the ricotta in lasagna with cottage cheese? The best part is no one will be able to tell if you used cottage cheese or just dumped 3 cups of water into it.
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The bathroom fight scene in this rips so fucking hard
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Can't believe the devs only gave them two airway slots. That means if they get the congested debuff they only have one slot free for eating, breathing, and crying. Makes the class completely unplayable for days at a time!
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The way this is worded makes me sincerely doubt he gives money to people on the street either. Some people always seem to find a reason to not help those in need.
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Kenshi is like this too! Most everything is the result of the apocalypse. Or the apocalypse before that. Or the apocalypse before that. Or the
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I bet Ramba Ral and Greg would have gotten along
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Browsing in Private Mode on Firefox still works for me, but it's some horse crap that I need to do that
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A three part image of a scene from the Good Place. In the first panel Jason is saying I think Catholics will wage jihad against AI. In the second panel Michael is saying Frank figured it out? Frank Herbert? In the third panel he's following that up with This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts. Janet is there as well, and they're surrounded by clown paintings
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: the glass is half full Pessimist: the glass is half empty Dwarf Fortress: This is a green glass mug. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. Oh the item is the image of Unib Degëlïteb the dwarf and Vabôk Nilïteb the dwarf in green glass. The artwork relates to the argument...
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I'd go even farther and say it's the only movie in that trilogy that's actually trying to construct anything at all
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
At the very least the theme park rides would have been way better
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
One of the most infuriating arguments I've ever had was with a guy who did this. He asked what if he wanted to make a gun. I said he'd be free to do so. He then said he couldn't make a gun by himself, so without money how could he force people to make a gun for him. Just completely nonsensical.
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
That's a nice battery level at least!
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I was supposed to see them last March but the tour was cancelled for health reasons 😭 If you ever get a chance to see them live, do it! They put on one hell of a show
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I still randomly say "Goggalor!"
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