Jafrank @jafrankster.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Therapist: Yes or no question, have you ever killed someone? Me with no shirt or pants: 030
Jafrank @jafrankster.bsky.social · 30/12/2024What If…? Should’ve done What If She Hulk liked 5’8” losers in astronaut helmets 040
Jafrank @jafrankster.bsky.social · 29/12/2024I’ve seen things that would make Sir Isaac Newton crawl back into the womb 030
Jafrank @jafrankster.bsky.social · 27/12/2024I don’t “get paid” I work for free. That money is passive income. 030
Jafrank @jafrankster.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Nice selfie I see at least 13-14 items in the background I would love to steal 080
Jafrank @jafrankster.bsky.social · 20/12/2024They all say they want a golden retriever boyfriend until I start barking at them 😔 030
Jafrank @jafrankster.bsky.social · 18/12/2024I got my balls in my hand rn they’re swinging like Newton’s Cradle 010
Jafrank @jafrankster.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Me personally I think Hercules should end his own life 020
Jafrank @jafrankster.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Dead dropping a dildo for my buddy who lives with his grandma 030
Jafrank @jafrankster.bsky.social · 14/12/2024The Holiday Jafrank Fuck-A-Fan competition has been cancelled as we do not believe it aligns with the reason for the season 120
Jafrank @jafrankster.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Yes, the “Jafrank Jafrankman” who appears in the credits of Spider-Man: Lotus IS me. I will not answer any further questions related to this matter 010
Jafrank @jafrankster.bsky.social · 12/12/2024How I look at my buddy after he warns the cop I’m going for his gun 040
Jafrank @jafrankster.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Getting a VHS taped recording of my own suicide for Christmas 020
Jafrank @jafrankster.bsky.social · 10/12/2024“Put this equation into slope-intercept form” Me with no shirt or pants: 030
