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Jaffa @jaffaja.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I have no fingernails left. What a final! Logan Morris you beauty! Go Lions!! @brisbanelions.bsky.social threepeat babyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

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Jaffa @jaffaja.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Kylie Minogue at the Grand Final fuck yes this rules! Go Lions!

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Jaffa @jaffaja.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

You beauty @brisbanelions.bsky.social !!! Don't ever stress me out like that again!

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Jaffa @jaffaja.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"Inside you there are two wolves" meme but it's Sydney Sweeney football ad and that woman who shit herself in the Hyrox comp

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Jaffa @jaffaja.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I feel like one of the many ways Mamdani changed the game is with the sort of videos we see from politicians. Many in Australia have adopted his style, and I think it's legitimately a good improvement.

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Jaffa @jaffaja.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Close enough. Welcome back, Sega Game Gear.

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Jaffa @jaffaja.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

It's a good thing his name was Odysseus or we'd all be queuing up to see a movie called The Joshening or some shit

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Jaffa @jaffaja.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

L, is for the way you Lu-igi O, is for the only bro for me V, is very very, ghosts are very scary E, is even taller than your shorter, famous brother

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Jaffa @jaffaja.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Life goals: to drink my morning brown from a "Don't talk to me until I've had my hotdogs for breakfast" mug @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social

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Jaffa @jaffaja.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

For sale: baby shoes (baby not included)

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Jaffa @jaffaja.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Disrupt the "men should be 6ft tall" industry by only giving your height in metric. 5'11? Small, powerless. 1.8 metres? Large. Powerful.

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Jaffa @jaffaja.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

What a fucking journey! RIP Jack, GDB, and Angelina. Time to unsubscribe I guess @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social

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Jaffa @jaffaja.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Can't believe the Mandalorian slam dunks Grogu into a volcano at the end of the movie.

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Jaffa @jaffaja.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

It's become apparent that democracy cannot truly exist under capitalism.

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Jaffa @jaffaja.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Me, laying down with dogs: "Haha, yes! This is great!" Me, waking up with fleas: "How could this happen?"

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Reo Eveleth @reveleth.com · 26/03/2026

Oh did you want 3300 words from me on today's IOC sex testing rules? An essay on the nature of evidence and why we can't seem to stop getting stuck in the same traps around sex and gender in sports? Wow lucky you!! www.coyotemedia.org/the-olympics...

coyotemedia.org

The Olympics Has a New Sex Testing Policy. The Evidence Doesn’t Add Up

I’ve spent over 10 years obsessed with so-called “gender verification” tests. Proponents claim they have history and science on their side. They don’t.

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Jaffa @jaffaja.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Waves of reality are buffeting us. We're standing on the precipice of something. Whatever it is, it's happening.

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Jaffa @jaffaja.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Can there be a function where I can temporarily unblock someone so that I can see the context of whatever dunk fest is going on?

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Jaffa @jaffaja.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

My wife does jigsaw puzzles like a junky. She's been saying "just one more piece and then I'll stop" for about an hour

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Jaffa @jaffaja.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Dear gentle reader, it happened again.

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Jaffa @jaffaja.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Hear me out ok. What about "six guys"??

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Jaffa @jaffaja.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

If your beautician asks if she can film your pedicure just know you're gonna be on some Tik Tok account called The Foot Bitch where she starts by saying this is the worst shit she's ever seen.

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Jaffa @jaffaja.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

AFL = Real time with pause

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Jaffa @jaffaja.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

The only thing more powerful than hate is Hate 2.0

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Jaffa @jaffaja.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

@beefanddairy.bsky.social has ruined my marriage. I was watching Bridgerton with my wife when a character mentioned Aylesbury. I reflexively said "Aylesbury" like a radio announcer - as you'd expect, she was confused. She was even more confused when I did it two more times.

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Jaffa @jaffaja.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

During the good times, this would be related to a sporting event of some kind, but as it stands I'm not sure I wanna know what happened.

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Jaffa @jaffaja.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Wake up. Open phone. See that the country that hasn't won a war since World War 2 has invaded yet another country. Close phone.

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Jaffa @jaffaja.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

It's 2026 now? What's next? 2027? This is unreasonable.

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Jaffa @jaffaja.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Shout out to Santa Claus, my favourite cryptid. He exists in a superposition in everyone's house and can only deliver presents when not being observed. I'm glad he uses his powers for good because he'd be terrifying otherwise.

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Jaffa @jaffaja.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

And all the girls say I'm pretty fly for a Tiny Tim, who did NOT die.

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Jaffa @jaffaja.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Sorry liberal, I have already depicted myself as the Peanut Worm and you as the Boring Peanut Worm.

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Jaffa @jaffaja.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

And Tiny Tim, who was NOT the very model of a modern major general...

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Jaffa @jaffaja.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Why do people say "rub salt in the wound" like it's a bad thing? Has anyone ever tried it? What if it feels good as hell?

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Jaffa @jaffaja.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Just saw a post for which I was not the intended audience. Instead of inserting myself as the main character, I simply let it float by me like a leaf on a stream. This is a power unknown to most people.

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Jaffa @jaffaja.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Can't take my mum anywhere. She's out here cuntifying the Grinch.

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Jaffa @jaffaja.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

I'm sick of podcasters content farming with these shitty bait posts. Maybe they should pay their audience since that's where they get all their ideas 🤣

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Jaffa @jaffaja.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Mental image that just came unbidden to my mind: a vampire with its mouth open about to bite someone on the neck. On each fang is a tiny little condom. At the top of the image it says "practise safe necks" and the whole thing is styled like an educational poster.

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Jaffa @jaffaja.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Just vibing to some classical music from my youth youtu.be/i0FNUDLdT4A?...

youtu.be

One Must Fall 2097 music - Menu (GUS)

YouTube video by Teppica

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Jaffa @jaffaja.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

AI is so good that they have to remove the option that let's you hide it so that you can experience how good it is

Image showing the Assistance section of Customise the Ribbon in Microsoft Excel, which doesn't show an option to remove Copilot even though it's present in that section of the ribbon

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Jaffa @jaffaja.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

2025 Britney Spears be like, "My loneliness is unaliving me"

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Jaffa @jaffaja.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

I think having @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social on @dropout.tv Game Changer would heal me, and I think having @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social on @grousehousetv.bsky.social Most Upsetting Guessing Game would kill me (and him), and I want to see both.

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Jaffa @jaffaja.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

I bet YouTube us down because of thr crappy bubble style UI I just saw

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Jaffa @jaffaja.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

On patrol at the camp and it looks like the guy next to me has had his neck snapped, but I never really liked him so I say "must have been the wind" and keep moving.

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