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@jaennaet.fi
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Jännät (/ˈjænːæt/). Finnish adjective, plural: "interesting, cool, neat, exciting". I'm actually three raccoons in a trench coat. Nonbinary leftist extremist, äärivasemmistolainen muunsukupuolinen mädättäjä.

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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 05/10/2026
Meme. The top reads "this asshole fish decided to walk out of the water one day and now I ahve to go to work and pay rent", and then there's an artist's rendering of a tiktaalik (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiktaalik), and 3 arms have been edited into it, all giving it the middle finger
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 05/10/2026
Been toying with the idea of heading back to the Bubble for the first time in years, to sell off stuff I'e been mining etc, but honestly the thought sort of fills me with dread too. SO. MANY. PEOPLE. And some of them want to murder me? Like, I'll have to install weapons?! #EliteDangerous
Screenshot from Elite: Dangerous, showing the galaxy map. The view is diagonal from high "above" the Milky Way, showing me somewhere on the further end of Hawking's Gap compared to the Bubble which is full of all kinds of overlapping map markers
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 05/10/2026
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 04/10/2026
Me olemme tarkentaneet sitä, että alkuperäinen 3,18 arvio on katusuunnitelmasta. Toki, jos alamme halkoa hiuksia, on itäbaanan alkuperäinen hinta-arvio kokonaisuudessaan ollut 12,5 miljoonaa (8 km osuudelta). Tässä ei oikein ole pysytty.

Katusuunnitelmaa koskeva osuus on tarkennettu ja varmasti huomenna vielä muotoilen puistoa koskevan osuuden, joskaan esimerkiksi Helsingin kaupunki (jota artikkeliin on haastateltu ja joka on antanut tiedot hankkeen kasvaneiden kulujen syistä) ei ole nähnyt jutussa mitään oikaistavaa.

Yst terv Milla Palkoaho / HS
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 03/10/2026
Excellent advice!
Screenshot from a loading screen in Elite: Dangerous. It shows the outline of a ship in a glowing orange, and then below it the text:

STEALING

IF YOU NEED TO STEAL SOMETHING, MAKE SURE THERE IS NOBODY AROUND TO SEE YOU DO IT!
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 03/10/2026
Oh nice, just realised that @mu.social supports the standard pronoun field in the profile that Bluesky weirdly standardised but then doesn't actually use themselves.
Cropped screenshot of my profile page, showing my screen name Jännät in large type at the top, and then below it @jaennaet.fi and next to that a slightly darker "they/them"
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 03/10/2026
Meme. A pregnancy test, but the little "window" on it has been edited so that it shows an engine check light
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 02/10/2026
I like my celestial objects the way I like my women: very shiny and orbiting a gas giant. #EliteDangerous #virtualPhotography #thePhotoMode
Screenshot from Elite: Dangerous. Taken right above an icy moon's surface. The ice is a darkish grey, and the smooth parts reflect starlight in a nice sort of silver bridge on the right of the image. There's a few random ice boulders here and there
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 02/10/2026
Playing my emotional support astrophotography simulator. I hope compression doesn't eat the tiny dots of the moons orbiting those two planets above the centre of the gas giant, fun to see them all like that since there's no stars in the background. #EliteDangerous #virtualPhotography #thePhotoMode
Screenshot from Elite: Dangerous. Taken some kilometres above an icy moon's surface. It's close to sunset/rise, and the local star is somewhat near the horizon. A lot of the ground is in shadow, and the shadows are very sharp (thanks to having no atmosphere.) What's visible is hilly ice of indeterminate colour. A gas giant is a bit more than halfway above the horison on the left, mostly in darkness but with a sliver of the rim lit. There's a couple of nebulae on both sides of the gas giant, and then a smattering of local objects, mostly just tiny whitish points (two of them which are right above the gas giant have tiiiiiiiny little dots neatly lined up around them, ie their own moons)
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 01/10/2026
A cold, dark and lonely ice planet that's 8 AU from its fairly dim M type star. This is about as light as it ever gets – and only in places where you have reflective ice. The temperature's at most 33 K in daylight, dropping to 17 in the dark. #EliteDangerous #virtualPhotography #thePhotoMode
Screenshot from Elite: Dangerous. Taken from behind my player character on the surface of an icy planet. It's extremely dark, there's only a small and dim band of light reflecting off greyish (in this light at least) ice. My player character is silhouetted against the dim glow. There is only a a tiny handful of stars visible in the sky.
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 30/09/2026
now my nerves are shot, but it was cathartic
Screenshot of me spamming the "I want to make a complaint" button
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 30/09/2026
Meme (probably cropped from a Twitter post?). The top reads "autistic people picking the worst games ever to put 1/3 of their entire lives into", and then there's a very pixelated anime face with an open mouth in front of a computer screen (I think that screen's been used in a bunch of other templates? I dunno I'm not a meme historian shut up)
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 30/09/2026
Magnificent desolation #EliteDangerous #virtualPhotography #thePhotoMode
Screenshot from Elite: Dangerous. Taken some kilometers above the surface of an icy moon, close to either sunset or sunrise. The surface of the moon is mainly featureless, but there's a huge crater taking up about half of the area on the right that is so deep that it's already in shadow. There's a few smaller craters on the left in the near and far distance. The sky is mostly black, with a few stars (or possibly local objects, I dunno actually) here and there
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 30/09/2026
meme. photo of a little girl, with the caption "I wish I was a cat,, no school,,no work,,just meow meow"
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 30/09/2026
Heh, I've been gifted so many raccoon-themed things, it's so cute. Just got this pillowcase and this… uh… I don't know what that's called in English. Duvet cover?
Photo of a bed with a pillow & duvet cover (????) that have black and white – or black and brown in some cases – raccoon faces on them
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 29/09/2026
"Unsafe temperatures" indeed – that's about 1 676 °C. Goddamn, what are these suits made of‽ I mean yeah, my health was dropping pretty fast, but at least I didn't just instantly liquefy 😀 #EliteDangerous
Screenshot from Elite: Dangerous, showing a part of the suit HUD. The main warning on the top right is saying "unsafe temperatures." The temp gauge reads 1949K
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 28/09/2026
Screenshot from macOS Dictionary's Oxford English Dictionary entry:

Chaldee | ˈkaldiː, kalˈdiː |
noun

1 [mass noun] the language of the ancient Chaldeans.
• dated the Aramaic language as used in some books of the Old Testament.

2 a native of ancient Chaldea.
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 28/09/2026
The same crater from the opposite direction (yeah that dark band in the image above is a crater).
Screenshot from Elite: Dangerous. Now more of the ground below is visible, not hidden by the glare of the very tenuous atmosphere and the local star. It's a mottled brown, with some white icy spots. A large crater takes up most of the view of the ground. The band of the atmosphere looks so thin, just barely extending up from the ground. The disk of the Milky Way pokes diagonally up from near the centre of the crater, making it obvious this was taken quite far from the edge of our galaxy
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 28/09/2026
Pretty views on a rocky ice planet with a neon&helium atmosphere. You don't see that combo all that often, it's nice. I keep saying this, but I love it how dark the skies are this far off the galactic plane. It just looks so weird #EliteDangerous #virtualPhotography #thePhotoMode
Screenshot from Elite: Dangerous. Taken about 10km above a planet's surface. The local star, almost 3 AU away (3x the Earth-Sun average distance), sits near the horizon. The planet's tenuous atmosphere colours everything an almost white colour near the horizon, tending towards blue the higher you go. The ground is mostly pretty featureless, but most of it is in the shadow of a huge crater lip that extends far into the horizon, leaving only a sliver of visible ground outside it
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 28/09/2026
Closeup crop of George's white-socked little peet
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 27/09/2026
Kuvakaappaus mun lähettämistä viesteistä:

millonhan mä oon viimeks ees ajanu

Ei oo 2020-lukua ollu

kauheeta puuhaa

ajaminen siis. 2020-luku myös.
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 27/09/2026
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 27/09/2026
Edge of space #EliteDangerous #virtualPhotography #photoMode
Screenshot from Elite: Dangerous. Taken from high in orbit above a planet with a hazy purplish blue atmosphere (can't remember what exactly.) The planet is in the lower 3rd of the photo. The daylight terminator runs diagonally across the surface
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 26/09/2026
I found an incredibly boring planet, which I guess is interesting in itself 😀 It's just this smooth ball of brownish ice with barely any cratering. A few boulders of ice here and there. At least it's got a pretty N+Ne+Ar atmosphere #EliteDangerous #virtualPhotography #photoMode
Screenshot from Elite Dangerous. Taken from maybe 100m above the surface of an icy planet. The planet's surface, visible in the lower 1/3 of the image, is a brownish ice. It reflects the weak sunlight of the local star, visible in the very peculiar-looking sky on the right, with the rest of the lopcal system but that's about it. There's almost no other stars in the sky until you see the bright disk of the Milky Way on the left, going diagonally across the sky. The thin atmostphere tints the sky a bluish green, tending towards a light greenish grey near the horizon
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 26/09/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Y_dwarf
Screenshot from a subtitle on that wiki page, saying "Peculiar Y-dwarfs"
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 26/09/2026
Found a nice ringed argon atmo ice planet (or moon?) almost 80% of the Earth's size (but only 20% the mass). It has a nice pink tint, probably thanks to the Y class dwarf it's orbiting. The main star is a very bright bluish white class A. #EliteDangerous #virtualPhotography #photoMode
Screenshot from Elite: Dangerous. Taken from a high polar orbit. An icy blue and white planet is half-visible, with its left side lit by the local star, and the right side dark. It's got a ring system with 4 sections. The planet casts a shadow onto its own ring system on the right. Only two stars are visible in the background (I'm still pretty high above the galactic plane).Screenshot from Elite: Dangerous. Taken from closer to the ground of the ice planet. The ground is a mottled icy grey with a slight pink tint, and a hazy atmosphere with a blue tint. The band of the ring system shoots across the horizon from the right
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 25/09/2026
Borgs are enby!
Screenshot  from Star Trek: The Next Generation (S02E16). Q, Picard, Worf and La Forge standing around in engineering. The caption reads "Interesting, isn't it? Not a he, not a she."
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 25/09/2026
Vroom vroom. Yeah, I guess the reason I keep giving fdev money is, well… this 😀 Like I said, I'm an absolute slut for #EliteDangerous content. #virtualPhotography #photoMode
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 25/09/2026
Playing #EliteDangerous and watching TNG. I refuse to participate in reality until it stops sucking so much. #virtualPhotography #photoMode
Screenshot from Elite: Dangerous. Taken some tens of meters above an icy moon (surprise surprise!). Nighttime, it's very dark and everything tinted a slight pink, probably by the M class star that's much further away. The ground is a greyish (well, pinkish, but you get the point) snow. There's a geysir near the center, throwing material up into the air. A huge moon (well, companion moon) looms in the distance, taking up something like 1/6th of the sky. There are only a few stars visible, but there's a couple of pretty blue nebulae near the center.
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 23/09/2026
Meme, 4 panels. In the 1st panel there's a person standing next to a USA flag saying "hey usa hows it goin?". In the 2nd panel is the quoted post. In the 3rd panel the person's just there like 😐. In the 4th panel they say "yea"

The template is based on "a true conversationalist" by mysillycomics
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 23/09/2026
Hey anybody else having problems with video uploads on Mu @mu.social (with Eurosky @eurosky.social PDS)? Every time I try it just gives me "An error occurred while uploading the video. Unable to fulfill XRPC request". Looking at the requests it makes, none of them actually fails afaict
Screenshot of requests made by my browser, all returning HTTP 200
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 23/09/2026
5 drawings of the different types of "morning star" club weapons, and then spiky-haired Nancy at the left end

morningstar image source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morning_star_(weapon)#/media/File:Morgenstern_(137936355).jpg
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 23/09/2026
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 22/09/2026
Meme. A photo of an animal (I have no idea what that critter is? It's furry and brown and vaguely rodent-like) sleeping on a wooden deck. Next to it is a hand-written sign saying 

"I am _NOT_ dead
just tired & ugly
PLEASE LET ME SLEEP!!!"
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 22/09/2026
"Pablo Escobear" ow my sides
Cocaine Bear (bear)

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

"Pablo Escobear" redirects here.
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 22/09/2026
#Cyberpunk #virtualPhotography #photoMode
Screenshot from Cyberpunk 2077. Nighttime. Taken about 5 storeys up from street level, looking along a narrowish street flanked by residential buildings on both sides. A mess of wires runs between the two buildings and everything looks kind of dingy and grimy. In the near distance we see that the street ends in a channel, and on the other side of the channel the lights and ads on futuristic-looking buildings shine. It looks like some other city compared to this scruffy residental street.
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 21/09/2026
Still haven't found my Night City dream apartment, but I did find this Blade Runner easter egg near the Congress & MLK NCART stop. Dunno where 'ol Roy found that birb he's holding, because NC hasn't had any in years. #cyberpunk #photoMode #virtualPhotography
Screenshot from Cyberpunk 2077. Taken on a rainy night on the roof of a building. On the right there's a blond-haired man who's only dressed in shorts, his head bowed down, skin glistening from the rain. In the near distance there's a neon sign that says "like tears"Screenshot from Cyberpunk 2077. Another angle of the Roy Batty analog. He's sitting crosslegged and he's bleeding. His left (our left, his right) hand has a wound in it. He's holding a bird in his other handScreenshot from Cyberpunk 2077. "Roy" from behind. The rain looks a bit buggy, just lines more than anything droplike. The lights of the city barely shine through the rain
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 21/09/2026
See this is already a lot better (or worse, depending on how you want to look at it)
Same as above but with the upper "eyelids" darkened a bit so they match the lighting on his face better
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 21/09/2026
I don't even know anymore
Meme (???). Photo of Ed Sheeran edited so that his eyes have been replaced with his mouth (but upside down)
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 20/09/2026
Meme. The photo of Ed Sheeran from the quoted post, but with his eyes edited so that they point even further in the opposite directions
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 20/09/2026
Nyt on kyl aika hektinen tää kokemus 😀 ei se mitään, välillä pitääkin olla vähän hektistä
Kuvakaappaus mun profiilisivusta. Meno on tosi värikästä kun ylhäällä on bannerissa ensin litistetty Elmon naama joka on vaan venytetty sivusuunnassa, ja sit nastotettu postaus (ehe hehe) on Looney Tunesin hyvin punasävyinen "That's all folks" mut ydinräjähdyksellä
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 20/09/2026
5MB hard drive being moved. 1956.
Black and white photo. Two men are pushing a box wrapped in some sort of shiny-ish material up a ram on… uh… probably a lorry? The box says "IBM data processing divion" on the side. There's a crowd of men gathered around looking at what's going on.
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 20/09/2026
After poking around Japantown and Heywood I came back north to Little China, and found this cute 3 storey place near Vic's and H10. Not glamorous, upstairs from some random "adult" store, but there's a small balcony and it's pretty quiet on this side. Big windows, nice but less privacy
Screenshot from Cyberpunk 2077. Small 3 storey building flanked by much taller ones, right next to a road. The building looks a bit scruffy but not overly so. A neon "18+" sign and some ads can be seen on the 1st floor. There's a balcony on the 2nd floor (again no door for the balcony. Frickin Night City architects, I swear…), and what looks like a weird sideways solar panel on the wall of the 3rd.
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 20/09/2026
Screenshot of the stretched Elmo face in the quoted post
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 19/09/2026
This one place down on the waterfront had a nice little balcony (no door tho, so I guess you have to crawl through the window? Classic Night City solution.) Really close to 3 major roads and and kinda boxed in, plus the waterfront area is a bit sketchy. Would be cheap though – I'm no corpo 😀
Screenshot from Cyberpunk 2077. Looking at a 2nd story balcony from its level (on the left.) There's 3 chairs, a table, and a parasol on it, and a few plants. It overlooks a pedestrian road with lots of neon signs on it. Two big highways can be seen above in the background, and a skyscraper's lights and ads shine in the distance
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 19/09/2026
Because I am Very Normal and I have real friends who definitely exist, I've been apartment hunting in Cyberpunk 😅 Found this one place with a fun oriel window, and the views are OK. Probably not insanely expensive either, being near Kabuki's waterfront #cyberpunk #photomode #virtualPhotography
Screenshot from Cyberpunk 2077. There's a building that overhangs a road below it, and it's on a hill so the buildings in front of it are way lower. It's got rounded corners, and it has an oriel window in the middle. The building is brown with white stripes, and the oriel windows are blue with white stripes.Screenshot from Cyberpunk 2077. Taken from the oriel window at the top floor of the building, looking towards Kabuki's waterfront below and… uh… I guess that's Japantown and its skyscrapers and holoads across the channel. It's sunset so most of Kabuki and Japantown are already in shadow, and only the tallest buildings still have sunlight falling on them
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 19/09/2026
If I absolutely had to live in Night City, I might get a place in Kabuki. Saying that it has charm might be a bit too generous, but it's got some sort of je ne sais quoi for sure. #cyberpunk #photomode #virtualphotography
Screenshot from Cyberpunk 2077. Nighttime. Taken across the street towards some buildings. They're narrow, most with more than 2 floors. A cyberpunk-y torii style gate is on the left straddling the road. Paper lanterns hang from it.
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 19/09/2026
#cyberpunk #photomode #virtualphotography
Screenshot from Cyberpunk 2077. Taken in the evening during a sand storm so barely anything is visible through the yellowish sand. On the right there's a cooling tower's silhouette. There are red caution lights on the rim. A string of red caution lights can be seen on the left
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 18/09/2026
Meme. Screenshot from a tumblr post by user dingdongyouarewrong:

"honestly if teleporters ever got invented during my lifetime i would be the most annoying analog boomer about it. my grandkids would be like ugh, grandma, why don't you just take a teleporter trip to come visit us, we all do it all the time and it's obviously safe and i would be like absolutely not. it kills you and reconstitutes a copy with your exact memories. you are consciously my grandchildren and i do not hold it against you but i know in my heart that you are nothing but copies of copies of copies borne out of irresponsible technology use. i am not touching that devil's elevator as long as i live. i will take an airplane and you will wait for the several hours it takes for me to come visit you"

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