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@jaemison.bsky.social
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jaemison.bsky.social @jaemison.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Whole foods more like half foods wtf
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jaemison.bsky.social @jaemison.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Actual footage from the breakfast buffet
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jaemison.bsky.social @jaemison.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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jaemison.bsky.social @jaemison.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
they really put nicki minaj in a thirsty wig and starships shirt after that tt im dead ew.com/nicki-minaj-...
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jaemison.bsky.social @jaemison.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
button hanging on for dear life is sending me
Fat man in a little suit jacket commemmorated for future generations of QVC coin collectors
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jaemison.bsky.social @jaemison.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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A repost of an official Tweet from Twitch Rivals highlighting their upcoming international women’s day event featuring the game “Overcooked 2” with quote “Y’all picked a cooking game?”
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jaemison.bsky.social @jaemison.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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jaemison.bsky.social @jaemison.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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jaemison.bsky.social @jaemison.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
🥺 the affection I have for this adorable dumbass overpowered Barney is unrivaled don’t @ me
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jaemison.bsky.social @jaemison.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Asked my coworkers wtf to do with this CSA onion, got normal sized onion suggestions, needed white claw for scale
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jaemison.bsky.social @jaemison.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Spotify clocked me as a capital T tired white woman HARD
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jaemison.bsky.social @jaemison.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Congrats and continue to ignore the ground hot dogs
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jaemison.bsky.social @jaemison.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
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jaemison.bsky.social @jaemison.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Stays evergreen
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jaemison.bsky.social @jaemison.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Same photo, except Aloy is scaling tallnecks while this man is just trying not to bump into shit
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jaemison.bsky.social @jaemison.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
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jaemison.bsky.social @jaemison.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
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jaemison.bsky.social @jaemison.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
chat wtf do i do with this onion
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jaemison.bsky.social @jaemison.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Please help solve a marital debate are these sweatpants or fart tents
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jaemison.bsky.social @jaemison.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
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jaemison.bsky.social @jaemison.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I wrote this postcard to myself at I/O 2018 when they were doing attendee postcards and fuck am I a disappointment to myself 💀
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jaemison.bsky.social @jaemison.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
The only good nancy mace tweet
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jaemison.bsky.social @jaemison.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Cleaning and stumbled across my favorite covid-era swag: a notebook but it’s full of middle manager thoughts on the meaning of covid
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jaemison.bsky.social @jaemison.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
They stumbled on VHS tapes and made the 70s moustache and short shorts their entire personality. There’s no excuse for this tho
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jaemison.bsky.social @jaemison.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
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jaemison.bsky.social @jaemison.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Brought to you by the same genius who gave a presentation at F8 on Mixed Reality design principles where “we put people first” was the fourth bullet on that list 🙄
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jaemison.bsky.social @jaemison.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Scenes from Laguna Beach #NoKings protest
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jaemison.bsky.social @jaemison.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Photos from the ground in Laguna Beach #NoKings #CADems
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