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Jade 🏳️‍⚧️

@jadesploon.bsky.social
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splatoon player sendou.ink/u/jade blaster class player for @loveshot-spl.bsky.social she/they 🏳️‍⚧️ free 🍉

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Jade 🏳️‍⚧️ @jadesploon.bsky.social · 7h
yeah we got top 8 then proceeded to get put against dotqueue ill let you figure out what happened next
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Jade 🏳️‍⚧️ @jadesploon.bsky.social · 8h
that was my teams reaction too but we proceeded to bullshit our way into top 8 LMAO
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Jade 🏳️‍⚧️ @jadesploon.bsky.social · 19h
oh my god bro
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Jade 🏳️‍⚧️ @jadesploon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
if i may ask, what tournament(s) are you talking about here
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Jade 🏳️‍⚧️ @jadesploon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ur so right but it could also go so wrong lmao
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Jade 🏳️‍⚧️ @jadesploon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
5th div 1 cca qualifier 1 even though we won 1 set all day LMAO lost seed 5, bye, lost seed 1 with 2 +3s, beat seed 16 because they didnt have the top player on their team, somehow made top 8 top 8 we play .q instant ggs lmfaoo
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Jade 🏳️‍⚧️ @jadesploon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
how the fuck are the cleveland browns 3-1 what world are we living in and why is the massage man actually playing good
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Jade 🏳️‍⚧️ @jadesploon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
lobstar has lost 3 series losing 400+ each time and he keeps coming back to play more idk how he does it
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Jade 🏳️‍⚧️ @jadesploon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
update i made the top team
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Jade 🏳️‍⚧️ @jadesploon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
dropped this during my collegiate team tryout yesterday, pretty solid
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Jade 🏳️‍⚧️ @jadesploon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
div3how very soon
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Jade 🏳️‍⚧️ @jadesploon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you already know
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
trump administration gonna pull up and play liter 52 ntri cblast
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Metro Ink. @ Big Dapple 11 on 11/07 @metroink.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hopefully we get to see @mayor.nyc.gov at Big Dapple 11!!! :D
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Jade 🏳️‍⚧️ @jadesploon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
honestly not getting 1000p in 8 minutes lowk impressive even with cblast, i usually get 900p in 5 minutes with vblast lmao
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Jade 🏳️‍⚧️ @jadesploon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i mean ive been wearing glasses for around 10 years so im just used to them, i would very much play worse with my glasses off lmao once you play more with the glasses youll get used to it
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Jade 🏳️‍⚧️ @jadesploon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
WALK EM DOWN KID
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Jade 🏳️‍⚧️ @jadesploon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
if youre getting intimidated by comp players thats a you problem, 90% of the comp players i know are some of the nicest people ive met also, every other post i see of yours is you complaining about the game yet you have over 5000 hours on it, you have no room to talk lmao
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Iris @ DISABILITY AWARENESS MONTH @irisposting.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This only has 57 reposts PLEASE DON'T BE A BYSTANDER AND WATCH ME DIE. If more people reposted I wouldn't have to spam like this!!! THIS IS OVERDUE ALREADY I HAVE MEDS TO PICK UP TOMORROW THIS IS LIFE OR DEATH PayPal.me/cjmcwillams Vmo areanynamesopen
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Jade 🏳️‍⚧️ @jadesploon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
lobstar might hit 6k xp this season what the fuck
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Jade 🏳️‍⚧️ @jadesploon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
8th/84 in the CCA entrance exam 8! 2 of our 3 losses came from teams who placed higher than us so very happy with our placement #compsplatoon
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Jade 🏳️‍⚧️ @jadesploon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
then why are you replying to my post 😭😭
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Jade 🏳️‍⚧️ @jadesploon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this is about where my dialect is from not how much i talk about each state??? plus north carolina isnt even the closest to my dialect so idk what youre waffling about
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Jade 🏳️‍⚧️ @jadesploon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i have zero clue what youre talking about
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Jade 🏳️‍⚧️ @jadesploon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
recycled and tent 2 trick
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Jade 🏳️‍⚧️ @jadesploon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
three fiddy
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Jade 🏳️‍⚧️ @jadesploon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
pickle celebrity
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Jade 🏳️‍⚧️ @jadesploon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
hopefully i can go next year but thats entirely dependent on my marching band schedule like this year was unfortunately
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Jade 🏳️‍⚧️ @jadesploon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
positives about the riptide FOMO is that i dont have the post riptide depression thats the one positive LOL
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Jade 🏳️‍⚧️ @jadesploon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
guys riptide is next week! right???
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Jade 🏳️‍⚧️ @jadesploon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
they call him splatoons #1 gooner for a reason
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Jade 🏳️‍⚧️ @jadesploon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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2how @slackercanal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Im a fa now, rip star cookie🥲 pls repost and like #compsplatoon
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Jade 🏳️‍⚧️ @jadesploon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
FOMO officially setting in now that im seeing all of the "ohio i am inside of you" posts but that already applied to me
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Jade 🏳️‍⚧️ @jadesploon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
!! WHERE TO FIND ME AT RIPTIDE !! you dont lol but have fun to everyone whos going!
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mel0 @mel0mania.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
yesterday was crobat day so here's an old crobat card i doodled
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Jade 🏳️‍⚧️ @jadesploon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
what #compsplatoon teams run explo as of rn? i know at least three (Loveshot!, The Whiprays, pjackk challenge) but i want to know what other teams run explo because imo its quite underrated
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Jade 🏳️‍⚧️ @jadesploon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i dont really talk about football here but holy shit western michigan got robbed, that clock read triple zeros and michigan fans are out there being insufferable per usual after beating a MAC team. actually laughable
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Jade 🏳️‍⚧️ @jadesploon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
a good blaster player is actually respectable
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Lappy @thelappy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
sometimes when im bored on youtube, i find a random wii sports or mario kart wii video and commentate over it like its a real esports match
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Jade 🏳️‍⚧️ @jadesploon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
born and raised in ohio btw
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Jade 🏳️‍⚧️ @jadesploon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
woah
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mel0 @mel0mania.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
GOES INSANE
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Jade 🏳️‍⚧️ @jadesploon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
clarinet
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Jade 🏳️‍⚧️ @jadesploon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i think ive shaken off 99% of the rust that i got from moving to college/band camp/adjusting to the new dorm setup so we are so back
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Slurpee @slurpee66.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
9th in ccht! open levels are soooo much funner imo i just have a lot more fun playing them compared to skill caps #compsplatoon
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Jade 🏳️‍⚧️ @jadesploon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
if youve played against my vblast (preferably in comp but in open or x also works) do you think how i play it is respectable or do you think i play it like slop im trying to see something here
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Jade 🏳️‍⚧️ @jadesploon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
only good div 9 cap is w9 best div 7 caps are ftiu teacup and stsw best div 5 caps are li milkcup and shopping spree of all of those shopping spree is the only one that runs every single week
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Jade 🏳️‍⚧️ @jadesploon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
yeah i had 2 5-0 series on the 10-12 zones rotas (robo undertow zones) then i did a few of the 12-2 rota and thats like it for now
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Jade 🏳️‍⚧️ @jadesploon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
we're in the same boat 🥀 (i reset to s+ because i genuinely was 1600xp and i didnt want to grind all the way back up)
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