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@jaderetrograde.bsky.social
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🎪Your Favorite Clowngirl Extraordinaire! Lvl 38, NSFW, Goofy, Real & Curvy No AV = BLOCK Ways To Support & My Age Verification linktr.ee/Jade_Retrograde

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Jade_Retrograde @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 3h
Freaky, Fishnet & Fang Friday. Don’t forget to Tip Tags: #clowngirl #succubus #fangs #fishnets #nsfw #alt #latex
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Jade_Retrograde @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Have you checked out all the bundles I have available now on my Fansly? You don’t need a subscription, just buy the whole lot for yourself for one price (per album). No searching for every post, they are all collected for you! fansly.com/Jade_Retrogr...
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Jade_Retrograde @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Someone added me to a few starter packs on both my pages and now a ton of scammy bots are adding me. Not cute.
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Jade_Retrograde @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You can still tip…..wtf
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Jade_Retrograde @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How did this get saved but no one tipped…..y’all are still lame af Throne: throne.com/JaylynnStarke CA: cash.app/$StarkeRetro...
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Jade_Retrograde @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Heckin Halloween is a whole lifestyle! But I am stoked tomorrow in the first day of spooky season! #clowngirl #ass #booty #nsfw #clown #altspace #altgirl #fishnets
Leaning on grey couch head turned to face you but purple gloved hands resting on chin to prop self up
Back slightly arched with bare booty in view

Wearing black boots with orange buckles, black and white checkered thigh highs, black fishnet under shirt, purple and orange Halloween top, half orange and black wig with a purple and black bow and matching clown painted face.
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Jade_Retrograde @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#fishnets
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Jade_Retrograde @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I miss clowning around….especially this time of year. #clowngirl #goth #alternative
Sitting on black blanket with black wall behind me
One leg crossed and tucked under me with other bent up
Wearing black boots with orange buckles and pumpkins, ripped black tights with orange fishnets under, black latex corset, orange fishnet top, orange heart choker, black and orange wig, white contacts and matching clown makeup 
Holding an orange and black painted mallet with a pumpkin and other hand on a skull prop with jewels and a fake spider
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Jade_Retrograde @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh hey! Did you see my last post? How about this one? #clowngirl #nsfw #ass
Sitting sideways on a grey couch showing 
off my booty and legs
Black boots with orange buckles and accents
Black and white checkered thigh highs 
Purple thing barely showing and a black and orange crop top
Long purple gloves 
Half and half orange and black hair
Matching orange, purple and black clown makeup
White with black contacts looking through your soul.
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Jade_Retrograde @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You guys!!! I’ve started revamping my Clowngirl page to have only FULL albums of content to buy instead of a subscription! You just purchase a WHOLE album (or more) to keep for yourself! fansly.com/Jade_Retrogr...
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Jade_Retrograde @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I block people for these reasons: They are a bot They are posting porn without AV/links They steal others work They are a t33n They say they don’t pay for porn They have weiners in their profile pic/banner with no AV They are drama A few other valid reasons in there but those are the main ones.
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Jaylynn Starke @jaylynnstarke.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Reality Check…..
Them: ‘Eww you sell yourself for money’

Me: ‘do you work?’

Them: ‘yes’ 

Me: ‘well so do you!’

Them: ‘uh, no! It’s different’

Me: ‘We both sell ourselves to survive. You are just stuck to a structured ‘9-5’ that is more worldly acceptable. We all have to do what we need to in order to live.’

Major difference: someone with a hourly or salary job actually knows when they get to eat or pay their bills. SW is wildly unpredictable and never steady. Be kind.
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Myrtle "Modern-Day Monroe" Faust @ Exxxotica NJ ($85/392 🔌🧾) 🌿🧿 @myrtlemystic.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Reposting other sex workers' posts saves their water from being shut off I would know
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Myrtle "Modern-Day Monroe" Faust @ Exxxotica NJ ($85/392 🔌🧾) 🌿🧿 @myrtlemystic.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Hello, my name is Myrtle! 🌿 myrtlemystic.com tip links & wishlists :: 🔮 linktr.ee/faustmare
A graphic design project done by Myrtle. The background is tan with white lace surrounding a cutout of Myrtle on the bottom right, they're hunched over wearing a navy and white striped swimsuit and smiling into the camera lens. They have neon angel wings and devil horns similar to s Snapchat filter, along with a yellow bright halo with dizzy symbols in the color purple. Above their head to the right is a closeup circle cut out of their lip piercings that look like vampire fangs with the text "I'm a vamp!" In hot pink curly text. Above that is a pop graphic with a picture of white fake vampire teeth. Above that on the top right is a graphic of the DC flag, the Maryland flag and the Virginia flag that says "DMV antifa organizer"
Next to that is a cutout of a jean pocket that has the following flags/symbols that represent pins: polyamorous, neurodivergent infinity symbol, trans flag, nonbinary flag, intersex flag, wheelchair disability symbol and a red umbrella. Above it it looks like the pocket is full of sunshine, rays peeking out of it. The text above it says "Peer Support Specialist." To the left of that is a blue colored traditional name tag that says "Hello my name is" and then "Myrtle" in cursive with "they/them" in the bottom right corner of the fake name tag. The top left of the name tag has a hug emoji in two different color blues.
Under that is three tarot cards fanned out & a crystal ball with the words "Mystic Tarot Reader" 

On the middle to bottom left of the graphic is various text info in light blue speech bubbles that say:
Polyamorous, pierced x15, natural, 36G, trimmed, & US 9 Shoes. In the bottom right there are rainbow foil stars as an overlay.
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✨Queen Serenity✨ @queen-of-plur.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
$50 to reimburse the pantsuit I bought today 💅 Be a good boy and show me you can be useful 🫴🏼
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Jenna @thesleepysuccubus.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
stop here ✋ : ¨·.·¨ : ` ·. 🦋 IF YOU SENT “hi” TO A SW / NSFW CREATOR JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE HORNY, TIP THEM NOW! ╱|、 (˚ˎ 。7 |、˜〵 じしˍ,)ノ
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Pet's Villain Era 👿 @indigofatale.me · 07/04/2026
help me pay my rent and get me out of this cycle of being late i wouldn't have to talk about it if i got tipped regularly
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Pet's Villain Era 👿 @indigofatale.me · 07/04/2026
Please share my content if you can't send any funds right now 🙏🏿
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Jade_Retrograde @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
It’s wild people are saving my content but NOT tipping….. Not cool
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Jade_Retrograde @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Hop hop! #clowngirl #bunnygirl #alternative
Leaning forward over knees, head turned over shoulder to look at you
Bunnygirl clown makeup with white and pink ears, pink hair, white eyes, blue crop top, white gloves, white mini skirt with tail, mismatched blue with white and pink with white stripe thigh highs with pink spiky thigh garter.
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Jade_Retrograde @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
It’s been 💀 on everything. I’ve made $5 in over two weeks on my regular side…..
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🪓🎃K1LL3R🦇🔪 🔞 @killermask.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
SWs get annoyed, rightfully so, when MFs spam like their posts without reposting. So, if you’re regularly interacting with my content without boosting it AND I see you sharing someone else putting out almost identical content, yeah that’s gonna fucking rub me the wrong way. 🤬
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Miiss Triixie (Queen of Noods 🍜) @miiss-triixie.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
5 miles of dog walks today. ..but you haven’t tripped me yet, so I can’t even buy a redbull. 😭 $Triisket $0/$150 - $25 new lude, $50 new nude, $75 new clip, $100 new video, $150 50 two week free trials to my #fansly! #hazeleyes #paleskin #pierced #hotwife #nsfw #altmodel #altgirl #pinkhair
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Pet's Villain Era 👿 @indigofatale.me · 01/04/2026
I didn't get any tips for TDOV and I'm needing $500 for rent & bills Send a little something my way if you enjoy my content!! 🖤🧡 🩶 ko-fi.com/fataleindigo 💚 cash.app/$indigofatale 💙 venmo.com/u/westcoasth... 💜 throne.com/indigofatale DM for PayPal 🫡
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Maddie Minx @maddieminx.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
An extra wet Wednesday to you all🤤😘 ✨contribute to my current tip goal or donate directly to the mutual aid in my PIN to unlock fresh content for the timeline✨ ✨DM’s open for serious buyer inquiries✨ ✨All Links in my bio✨
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Jade_Retrograde @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Just because I am not active in clowning doesn’t mean there isn’t already YEARS of posts on Fansly or that you shouldn’t support.
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Jade_Retrograde @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I really miss smut clowning but it seems no one misses seeing it from me….thats what really made me take a break.
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Jade_Retrograde @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Kinda….but then there’s Bubblegum Belladonna a SFW clown (also me) I haven’t been in this outfit in a few years now. It’s A LOT
Pink and blue pastel colored Clowngirl sitting on a hearse
Blue and pink hair being held in each hand with matching makeup, white contacts, pj k and blue heart choker, blue long sleeve top with pj k dress over it, iridescent chain harness across chest an hips, mismatched stockings one pink and white one blue and white being held up with pink studded thigh garters with a heart and pink platform boots with blue accents
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Jade_Retrograde @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Last spring looked a little something like this…. #clowngirl #alternative #socks
Spring look Clowngirl with purple hair, blue eyebrows, pink eye shadow with blue clown lines under eyes, pink nose, pink flower drawn on cheeks, blue lips with tongue out of mouth turned sideways, blue and pink heart choker, blue strappy dress with floral print, mismatched striped socks (one blue and white one pink and white
Loads of visible tattoos from arms to chest
Iridescent backdrop with cherry blossom vines
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Jade_Retrograde @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I may not be clowning right now but I have MANY ways to support me including a ‘regular’ fansly Regular Fansly: fansly.com/JaylynnStarke YourVids: yourvids.com/jaylynnstarke CA: cash.app/$StarkeRetro... Throne: throne.com/StarkeRetrog... Clowngirl Fansly: fansly.com/Jade_Retrogr...
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Jade_Retrograde @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
It’s a holiday or something so you better feel lucky…. #clowngirl #alternative #nsfw
Leaning forward towards the camera
Wearing red wig, shamrocks, green eyebrows, rainbow eye makeup and white clown lips with shamrock bar maiden costume, white gloves and white platform boots with faux fur. 
Tattoos showing from chest to arms
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Jade_Retrograde @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
If you post P0rN and don’t have AV….blocked. Not sorry.
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Jade_Retrograde @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Clownie fans can support these fine folks too! Here are my deets linktr.ee/Jade_Retrogr...
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★ Monique Starr ★ ➡️ Exxxotica NJ @moniquestarr.blacksky.app · 18/01/2026
Howdy! I'm Monique Starr, thee fastest ass in the west! Age: 31 They/Them & Pan SFW Special Interests: Reading, writing, anime, video games, DJing, cosplay, beauty NSFW Interests: Humiliation, Degradation, Twerking, Toys, Roleplay, Sexting, Audio Erotica #BBW #blerd #bbwlovers #nsfwbsky #blerd
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Jade_Retrograde @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Ways to support me……the clown side of me is perishing
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Jade_Retrograde @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Being a SW is very hard. Battling trolls, stalkers and disrespectful jerks is unfortunately a daily occurrence. Sure we post freely on platforms but no where is safe for us to promote and gain….get with it.
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Jade_Retrograde @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
CLOWNGIRL OUT……. If you want to see my Clussy, join my Fansly and support. Fansly: fansly.com/Jade_Retrogr...
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Jade_Retrograde @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Why it’s important to tip & subscribe Written by me
On a paid site, you’re paying for the creators time, communication, effort, hours of photo editing, hours of promoting, taxes, the percentage cuts, outfits, makeup, editing and photography tools and did I mention the creators time? 
If you are here to support a creator, make sure to tip, talk and be respectful. Most are here to make a living not just a quick buck and if that’s something you shame….this isn’t the place for you!
We want to interact with you, want to know what you enjoy or don’t and overall we want to have an enjoyable experience for everyone!
Paying for porn means you understand what we are worth and respect it. Some may be cheaper but if you want quality, daily posts and interaction….you get what you pay for. 
We are here to fulfill a fantasy. We are live not just a random video or photo set you can’t interact with and we are actively creating only the best we can for you!
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Jade_Retrograde @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Ways to support creators: 1. Tip 2. Subscribe 3. SHARE posts so others can support.
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Jade_Retrograde @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
DO ITTTTT
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Jade_Retrograde @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Fans……almost a WHOLE WEEK of no tips and zero new subscribers for months….. I need food and to pay bills and I’m already WAY behind thanks to my surgery bill.
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Jade_Retrograde @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I miss those days…..Keeps ya fit af though! Best workouts are gogo dancing.
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Jade_Retrograde @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
People get engagement here (lol) Lying is too hard for my brain.
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Jade_Retrograde @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I think doctors need to live one day with their ADHD patients to really understand what they need lol (this is a joke) If I hear ‘you don’t actually NEED meds’ one more time……
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Jade_Retrograde @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Same page…..😭😭😭😭 Cold turkey two weeks now and they completely cut me off for all adhd meds. They tried Zoloft/others and I spun out of control. Ughhh
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Jade_Retrograde @jaderetrograde.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I don’t ever want to see any of that sort of thing….definitely need better platforms that are safe and dare I say it 21+ only.
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