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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag

@jadedceladon.bsky.social
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Celadonna. Yggdrasillian Emissary. Root of the World's Tree I'm as ancient as oxygen. Saplings should mature before engaging. All are welcome to my ire Concept Art: @stelaernis.bsky.social Model and rigging: @sylverart.bsky.social

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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag @jadedceladon.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Tokyo bound! So excited. Travel is exhausting.
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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag @jadedceladon.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
This is my fear. Number of firearms involved with on base DV cases and active shooter events prolly gonna go up. Quick access to weapons is gonna have a cost.
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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag @jadedceladon.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I have a growing need to play vTuber commander...
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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag @jadedceladon.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I'm tired, boss.
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
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a close up of an xbox 360 controller with the words uh oh below it
Alt: an x-box 360 with the red ring of death and a caption saying "Uh oh."
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Bonnicula | Vampire Vtuber ⚧ @bonnicula.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
new shirt RS if you love Deedlit
Bonnicula, female vampire vtuber adventurer with long white hair wearing a blue shirt with Deedlit from Record of Lodoss War on it with a pair of bare anime feet crudely photoshopped over her, thrust towards the viewer
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jade✨ @say0ranarts.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
hellooo i'll be at ALA this weekend! will be debuting a few new items - come find me at table B08 in the artist alley!✨ #ALA2026 #animelosangeles2026
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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag @jadedceladon.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
RIP EA.
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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag @jadedceladon.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
You know what's fun? Going back and watching old heist movies where they steal diamonds or gemstones and realizing that those can be made in a lab now. Those criminals are absolutely wasting their time acting so dramatic. To die for a lab grown gem. Wild.
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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag @jadedceladon.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
And the word of the day today, kids, is: Plenary. Can we use it in a sentence and explain why the president would need it?
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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag @jadedceladon.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
You have a skill, the rebellion can use you. Plus, you can be taught! If you can learn, you can help. Never underestimate the power of on-the-job training.
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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag @jadedceladon.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
NO KINGS twitch.tv/jadedceladon
twitch.tv
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag @jadedceladon.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
The government here thoroughly scares me. There are now loyalty questions on government applications. Since the change in regime, I have lost all future avenues for employment that I had prepared for these last 17 years all because I swear to uphold the Constitution, not a person in power. A waste.
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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag @jadedceladon.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
And proud.
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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag @jadedceladon.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Oh. Well then. In that case you could expect huge amounts of ectoplasm. Frequent and half-assed hauntings. Pottery making. And a creepy painting to appear in your home or local museum.
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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag @jadedceladon.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Me specifically? Or someone in general?
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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag @jadedceladon.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I was there one of the days you played.
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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag @jadedceladon.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I'm sure German shouting and gunfire is peaceful to someone...so...you'll cater to a very particular audience
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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag @jadedceladon.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I'm not sure false advertising is against twitches TOS...but it would be funny...
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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag @jadedceladon.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
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a cartoon of a man with red hair and a mustache wearing suspenders
ALT: a cartoon of a man with red hair and a mustache wearing suspenders
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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag @jadedceladon.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Of course not. I just don't think you wanna hear a cover....you know...we talked about this. My ability to do anything good...doesn't exist
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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag @jadedceladon.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Bruh...
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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag @jadedceladon.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Soon...
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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag @jadedceladon.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Morpheus Instagib
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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag @jadedceladon.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
If the people in charge don't pay...why should I? ...I still hit the file button because I don't wanna get the ole' El Salvador treatment.
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Luca Finale | Goofy Crew @lucafinale.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
"We are a family Like a giant Tree Branching out towards the sky We are a family We are so much more than just you and I" They say found family is so much more because it's a collection of people who love and accept you. I love my vfamily with my whole heart! Happy Birthday @ozfelstar.bsky.social.
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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag @jadedceladon.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Happy Birthmas! Please enjoy this complimentary trip around the sun on us!
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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag @jadedceladon.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Do what you enjoy. Anything is fine. Sorry your sheet broke though. That sucks.
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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag @jadedceladon.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
When did my mom learn to play fortnite? That's odd.
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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag @jadedceladon.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
XD
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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag @jadedceladon.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
okok. I fixed it
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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag @jadedceladon.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
XD
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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag @jadedceladon.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I added something...
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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag @jadedceladon.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Omg...what. is. that? But yeah I know he ended right as I sent you.
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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag @jadedceladon.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Safe travels.
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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag @jadedceladon.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Well it's not like I'm going AWAY away. I'll need to pack some stuff in a few months. But I mean....I'll still be around.... ...don't go... 🥺
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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag @jadedceladon.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Well fun. Guess I'll be moving to South Korea for a year...again.
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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag @jadedceladon.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Soon? Whatchu want me to play?
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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag @jadedceladon.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Kinda looks like that. I also make canelones too. The ones I make are with pasta tubes and not tortillas...I guess?
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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag @jadedceladon.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Gringa black bean enchiladas...
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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag @jadedceladon.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
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lady gaga is wearing sunglasses and a wig while talking on a very large cell phone .
ALT: lady gaga is wearing sunglasses and a wig while talking on a very large cell phone .
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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag @jadedceladon.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Waaaay more complicated
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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag @jadedceladon.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Putting a new rig back the way it used to be....not my idea of fun.
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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag @jadedceladon.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I want this in my house.
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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag @jadedceladon.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
You should feel special @jstmahah.bsky.social . I broke out the PS2 for you...
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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag @jadedceladon.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Motivation is a key issue for me right now.
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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag @jadedceladon.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Seems likely.
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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag @jadedceladon.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
The tree spirit just wasn't willing. Work takes all the energy I have left.
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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag @jadedceladon.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
....I sww your kwy is still brokwn
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Jaded Celadon 🌳🐉 | vtuber hag @jadedceladon.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Hm. I could I suppose, but I have a plan for tomorrow if work doesn't get in the way.
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