Jadedargyle @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Had a fun time at the lock picking club yesterday. 010
Jadedargyle @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Social Distortion and the Descendants played in DC. It was a nice show. 031
Jadedargyle @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Post something random or you'll have a terrible September. 010
Jadedargyle @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 23/08/2026The French locks I ordered have arrived. The mechanisms inside remind me a bit of Hellraiser. 000
Jadedargyle @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Pick went well. Gutting was an absolutely over the top nightmare.youtu.beWest 916 pick and gutting disasterYouTube video by Jadedargyle333 010
Jadedargyle @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Picked the New Wave 5 lock a few days ago.youtu.beMauer NW5 PickYouTube video by Jadedargyle333 000
Jadedargyle @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 17/08/2026youtu.be/SahDC3iiTNQ Picking this lock was weird. 3 rows of 5 pins on the right, left, and top of the keyway. Apparently it never picks the same twice. Took it apart to prove it was the 15 pin version.youtu.beLIPS Octro Pick and GutYouTube video by Jadedargyle333 000
Jadedargyle @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Objective reality is operating as a ghost. Subjective reality is fucking brutal. 010
Jadedargyle @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 07/08/2026There is a weird amount of toxicity out there. Very specifically from people trying to be helpers. Thats a tough nut to crack. How do you make people excited to help behave in a way that doesn't hurt their own cause? 010
Jadedargyle @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Film you’ve watched more than six times Hard Mode : No Star Trek, Star wars, LOTR, any Marvel, Disney or Ghibli Silence of the lambsstatic.klipy.comSilence Of The Lambs: Buffalo Bill & PreciousAlt: Silence Of The Lambs: Buffalo Bill & Precious 010
Jadedargyle @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Teenage punk band "the parking lot diapers" debut album was just released. "We're the parking lot diapers, and you're full of shit" is now available on vinyl, wherever wintersmom is sold. 010
Jadedargyle @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 10/07/2026The spy museum is probably one of the only places where nobody would report a camera in the bathroom. 012
Jadedargyle @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 20/06/2026One of the best stories I've heard this year. Absolutely brilliant. 010
Jadedargyle @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Bring an antidepressant. I rate this up there with Streetlight Manifesto (Catch 22 as the footsteps die out forever), and Off With Their Heads "Clear the Air"youtu.beDEVIATES - The Liar [Official Video]YouTube video by Midline Records 000
Jadedargyle @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Its like you have a yeast infection in your soul. 000
Jadedargyle @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Got my lockpicking black belt today. Now I can go back to picking easier locks that I bought. 010
Jadedargyle @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Picked 3 locks that I hadn't picked before tonight. Time to make some challenge locks. 000
Jadedargyle @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 23/05/2026I'm still laughing about the time at outpatient rehab when the counselor asked me why Im so cynical. 000
Jadedargyle @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I saw you earlier. I think it was at voluptuous.muppet@gmail.com 000
Jadedargyle @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Post a character you instantly recognized as iconic. Buffalo Bill in The Silence of the Lambs (1991)static.klipy.comBuffalo Bill and Precious in Silence of the LambsALT: Buffalo Bill and Precious in Silence of the Lambs 010
Jadedargyle @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Second black belt lock picked and gutted. This lock has a strange security mechanism in the main pins. The driver pins have a rim that is about 1/8th of a mm that gets stuck in a milled ring. Once the main pins are picked, the side pins have to be raised to a specific level for the lock to open.youtu.beAssa 6k Twin with Barrels Picked and guttedYouTube video by Jadedargyle333 010
Jadedargyle @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I really love the Deviates song "The Liar" but goddamn that music video is some Requiem for a Dream shit. I can't watch it. I get sick to my stomach with how depressing that reality is. 010
Jadedargyle @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I will always love it. "I'd tell you face to face if I could look you in the eye, so I just called to say goodbye." 000
Jadedargyle @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 26/04/2026media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is holding a bag of cereal and talking to another man with the words check out the big brainALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a bag of cereal and talking to another man with the words check out the big brain 021
Jadedargyle @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I live somewhat close to Quantico. Getting a haircut goes one of two ways. I either get what I asked for or a fucking high and tight. Also, you have to memorize which barbers give you what you ask for. Guess what the new lady did to me yesterday. 000
Jadedargyle @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 24/04/2026The worst part about being DM averse is having to @ someone. @imwintersmom.bsky.social where you at? I feel like I haven't seen you in a month. 000
Jadedargyle @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 23/04/2026They say AI isnt good for anything. Well, how else am I supposed to hear Alf sing Holiday in Cambodia? 000
Jadedargyle @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Had a bad dream that I was shoeless in freezing rain at a gas station. Someone came to pick me up and I stepped in fresh dog poo while wearing socks. Had to figure out how to clean my feet before getting in the car. I hope I get new socks in my dreams tonight. 010
Jadedargyle @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Kind of weird going to a kids birthday party and most of the other parents are conservative. Small town Virginia. I'm not even sure if they realized that they were arguing against the Blacks and the Jews when they kept bringing up EBT, welfare, Soros, and the Jewish owned media. Just bigoted parrots 000
Jadedargyle @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Waiting for youtube to show me a life hack that is just someone tieing an absolutely impossible knot on the dog poop bag so you can use it to pick up two poops. 000
Jadedargyle @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Amazed that republicans haven't recommended showing ads to children on school issued chrome books to subsidize the cost of public education. 000
Jadedargyle @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Burned the tip of my finger while cutting a piece of metal. I am making a 1mm thick lock pick because I was able to get a prison lock. Not sure how long I will have to wait to pick it with a burned finger. 010
Jadedargyle @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 07/04/2026There's going to be a hilarious day when the fascists try to twist the "if you serve a single Nazi at a bar, its now a Nazi bar." Taking bets on if they are going to twist it to gay bar or try to claim that a boring pub is now a drag bar. 000
Jadedargyle @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Very terrible business idea. Tattoo shop at the airport. 000
Jadedargyle @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 30/03/2026"Dont point a loaded gun at someone that hasn't done anything wrong" was apparently the wrong thing to say about a guy being awkward in public. I fucking hate most forms of social media. 000
Jadedargyle @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 30/03/2026My big conspiracy theory is that the social media giants turned a beloved children's author into one of the most hated people in the world to prove their capabilities. 010
Jadedargyle @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Took almost half an hour for me to get it open. First black belt recorded! Skip to the 27 minute mark to see the open and watch me take it apart. It had 3 different locking mechanisms.youtu.beMT5+ Pick and GutYouTube video by Jadedargyle333 110
Jadedargyle @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 25/03/2026My freezer plays a little jingle when I open it, and it always reminds me of this song.youtube.comSwingin' Utters - Don't Ask WhyYouTube video by Millenc0linSkatePunk 010
Jadedargyle @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Imagine Gwen Stefani changing the lyrics to Holla back girl for St Patrick's day. This shit is potatoes. 011
Jadedargyle @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 22/03/2026This is when I picked one of the top 150 hardest locks in the world.youtu.bePick and gut of Abus 88/40 PlusYouTube video by Jadedargyle333 000
Jadedargyle @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Another "holy shit, why do I go to reddit" post. But honestly, nobody replies to me here. This is just where I type shit for nobody to see. 120
Jadedargyle @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Grandmother passed peacefully in her sleep last night. I guess that made Chuck realize that he could finally rest. 000
Jadedargyle @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Like my mermaid used to say "dont ask a man wearing a monocle if he is into casual sex." 010
Jadedargyle @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Some motherfucker that I blocked is still living rent free in my head. I know that I could convince him of my perspective. Why do I care? That person is actively trying to be rude. I can't convince them to do anything. Hope they get syphilis. 000
