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Jacques Granger

@jacquesgranger.bsky.social
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The Family Ghost (post-punk band, 2001 - present) | Revenge Body (solo electronics, 2017 - present) | Video-game, pinball, and doctrinaire giallo enthusiast | Queer, leftist, fat liberationist | He/him | Memphis, TN | 47 linktr.ee/jacquesgranger

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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm forming a shofar ensemble for the sole purpose of releasing a covers album called Honkin' on Shofo. Like, imagine a whole band of Gary Oldmans from The Unborn just blasting those huge shofars! Please do not steal this million-dollar idea!!
Gary Oldman playing a large shofar in the movie The Unborn.
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is doing the rounds again, only it's formative games this time. Here are mine, none of which are surprising!
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I feel like I'm required by law to show @lordbbh.bsky.social this Ripper Ribbit cab that was converted to a chintzy-looking multicade thing. (The photos aren't mine; they're from the Weird Arcade Conversions FB group - www.facebook.com/groups/23510...)
A Ripper Ribbit arcade machine. A Ripper Ribbit arcade machine with its branding and controls removed and replaced by a joystick, six buttons, and a graphic that reads ARCADE CLASSICS.A side view of the converted Ripper Ribbit arcade machine showing that the original side art is still present.
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Low-effort OC because this was my first thought when I saw this ad. 👻💅
Text at the top of the page reads

"you better not be a cunty Pinky when I get there."

me:

Below that is an image of Pinky, the pink ghost from Pac-Man, with long eyelashes and lipstick on striking a sassy hand-on-hip pose beside a pink Atari VCS joystick. The background is light pink with segments of a Pac-Man maze in darker pink scattered throughout.
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
somebody stop me
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Video System's Power Spikes II really coming through with the character names.
An image from the futuristic volleyball video game Power Spikes II depicting a robotic character's portrait labeled BLAZE J.An image from the futuristic volleyball video game Power Spikes II depicting a robotic character's portrait labeled GIANT D.
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Please enjoy this dumb OC!
A screenshot of Jacopo Mariani as Albert in Suspiria (1977) wearing a business suit and sunglasses looking up and slightly to the right. It's night time and he's standing in front of an ornate white building with columns. In the upper right is text that reads "John Cale Slow Dazzle," which is copy/pasted from John Cale's Slow Dazzle album cover.
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Please clap.
On the left is movie poster for The Night of the Devils. The star's name, Gianni Garko, is circled in hot pink. A line pointing up and to the right connects that circle to another, larger circle, which is around a photo of the giant rabbit from the movie Donnie Darko. There are three hot-pink question marks above the left-hand side of the rabbit's head.
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Here are my thirty favorite albums of 2025 in alphabetical order, should you be interested in such thing. My AOTY is Alan Sparhawk With Trampled by Turtles, with Kristen Pilon & Demdike Stare's To Cut & Shoot being a very close second.
Black text on a white background reading: 
Ancestral Voices: Nemeton,
Backxwash: Only Dust Remains,
The Beths: Straight Line Was a Lie,
Bézier: Decompose,
Chris Brokaw: Ghost Ship,
Raven Chacon + Present Music: Voiceless Mass,
clipping.: Dead Channel Sky Plus,
Cloth: Pink Silence,
:dead voices on air:: Silence, Melt and Mourn,
Debit: DesaceleradasBlack text on a white background reading:
DJ Haram: Beside Myself,
Ex-Vöid: In Love Again,
Kinski: Stumbledown Terrace,
Charmaine Lee: Tulpa,
Leperwitch: Curse of Consciousness,
Kali Malone + Drew McDowall: Magnetism,
Matmos: Metallic Life Review,
Lawrence Matthews: Between Mortal Reach & Posthumous Grip,
Mint Mile: andwhichstray,
Nina Nastasia: Songs for a World of TroubleBlack text on a white background reading:
Optic Sink: Lucky Number,
Kristen Pilon & Demdike Stare: To Cut & Shoot,
Ramleh: Hyper Vigilance,
Red Lorry Yellow Lorry: Strange Kind of Paradise,
Alan Sparhawk: With Trampled by Turtles,
Sudan Archives: THE BPM,
The Tubs: Cotton Crown,
The Young Gods: Appear Disappear,
yttriphie: an extremely slow motion explosion,
Thalia Zedek Band: The Boat Outside Your Window
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I caught this dude eyeballing my presents through the window but he ran off when he realized I saw him. It's on sight, Grink!!
The view across two houses' front yards with an inflatable Grinch decoration in the distance facing away from the camera. There's a teal circle around the Grinch decoration.
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Dumb OC for which I might be the only audience! Pantone has gotten it wrong two years in a row, but Kouichi Yotsui has never missed. (Or maybe he has, but I've never played a game he worked on that was bad.)
This image is split into four quadrants.

In the upper left, there's a blonde woman shown from the shoulders up with a disgusted look on her face, as if she's reacting to what's directly to her right.

In the upper right, there's a promotional image for Cloud Dancer, Pantone's 2026 color of the year. It depicts the white color swatch and name, along with a person striking a triumphant pose and looking toward a cloudy sky.

In the lower left, there's an image of the same woman from the upper left quadrant with an intrigued look on her face, as if she's reacting to what's directly to her right.

In the lower right is a flyer / instruction card for the arcade game Cannon Dancer, depicting which joystick and button commands produce which in-game moves.
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Oh, so when Sony Pictures does it, it's a "partnership to promote Ghostbusters," but when I do it, it's a lifetime ban for "flagrantly violating the terms of service." I thought this was America!
A screenshot from the Wikipedia entry for Ghostbusters (2016) which reads "Sony partnered with Snapchat to promote the film with 'busting' and 'sliming' features."
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
The reference!
Four loaves of bread with evil faces sitting side-by-side on a shelf.
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Low-effort OC because I saw this pic of scary bread!
A loaf of lemon raspberry bread with filling that looks like an evil smiling face. A caption at the top reads "Therapist: The IRL evil Illbleed bread isn't real, it can't hurt you. The IRL evil Illbleed bread:"
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Ambient/industrial legends Dead Voices On Air are playing Memphis for the first/last time tomorrow night. The show is at B-Side. Doors are at 8:00. Cover is $15. Artificer and I are opening, and I'm so excited. I've been listening to DVOA since the '90s and never thought I'd see them. Come out!!
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
More really stupid low-effort OC. I love SRSQ so much. I just made this because her pointy sunglasses make me think of Mouser's.
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Please enjoy this dumb, low-effort OC inspired by my seeing a pic of Jeffrey Lee Pierce and genuinely mistaking him for Bobcat Goldthwait with bleached hair.
A screen capture from the movie Police Academy 2 showing the character Zed and three other '80s punk-rock types. The logo of the band The Gun Club is in the upper right-hand corner.
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
From left to right, movie posters for Possession (1981), Stroszek (1977), Tenebre (1982), and Crash (1996).
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Doctors I trust more than RFK, Jr.
A doctor enemy from Silent Hill for the Sony PlayStation. He's hunched over with a pink and red growth on his back, and he's holding a knife in his right hand. He's standing on a rusted hospital floor.
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Dumb, low-effort OC.
Microsoft founder Bill Gates is standing against a light-green backdrop wearing a gray sweater over a beige collar shirt. He has a plastic Guitar Hero II guitar strapped to him, and he's feigning playing it. The band Weezer's logo is at the top of the image.
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
The title screen for Technosoft's Mega Drive game Devil Crash MD.
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
The title screen for Sega's 1987 arcade game, Alien Syndrome.
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
This is like the dumbest OC I've ever done.
A photo of Slim Goodbody pointing at the viewer overlaid with the text IT IS ALMOST AUGUST.
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Wayyyy too many to narrow down. Here are four.
The cover of Joel R.L. Phelps' Warm Springs Night album.The cover of Slowdive's Pygmalion album.The cover of ELpH vs. Coil's Worship the Glitch album.The cover of Six Finger Satellite's Severe Exposure album.
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Great for when you're dressing as Terry Funk for Halloween and then playing Jesus in a passion play a couple months later.
A screenshot of an Oriental Trading Company ad for a rusty barbwire cord, which is coiled so that it resembles a crown of thorns.
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
These are in no particular order, and the three movies added by this reader are: - Lake Mungo (Joel Anderson, 2008) - The Love Witch (Anna Biler, 2016) - The Strange Colour of Your Body's Tears (Hélène Cattet and Bruno Forzani, 2013)
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
More low-effort OC! I love both of these records, FWIW!
The cover of Bobby Caldwell's self-titled album, which features a man sitting on a bench in silhouette against a blue background with half of a large circular sun to the right. To the immediate right is the cover of Robert Ashley's Automatic Writing album, which features a similar design of black silhouettes on a black background. Above the Caldwell album is text reading "every masterpiece," and above the Ashley album is text reading "has its cheap copy."
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I'm playing in this ensemble tonight. It's going to be a good time. If you're in or near Memphis, consider coming out!
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
If you inherited a movie theatre, what's your first double feature? #horrorsky #filmsky
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Yes, I'm religious. I believe in the holy trinity.
Ian Crause, Robert Whatley, and Paul Willmott of the English band Disco Inferno standing in a row against a background of blue, orange, and brown aluminum siding.
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Sometimes I get these super-dumb ideas in my head and just have to get them out. (Also that's my favorite Fall alb!)
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
OC that's definitely a joke and stuff.
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Whoa, who knew? Werde funky mit Crazy Frog!
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Even more low-effort OC!
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Me: WTF, this version of "Every Word Means No" sounds kinda weird. Shazam:
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Video game that should get a sequel, but never will.
The cover art of the Playstation 2 game God Hand. It depicts a fist with tribal tattoos punching a yelling man with a mohawk hairstyle.
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Man, I'm just trying to buy some clothes and now I have to worry about catching a piledriver or getting bonked with a steel pipe? I've never been more scared in my life!
An excerpt of a promotional email's subject line reading HAGGAR Is Now At DXL!
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Hello, here is more low-effort OC.
A black-and-white photo of the rock band Kiss with paper bags covering their heads. Only their eyes are visible. The logo for the band The Residents is at the bottom center of this photo.
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Isn't this that band that sounds kinda like Smashing Pumpkins?
A bag of Walgreens floss picks with the name SuperSlip Flossups prominently displayed.
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Please consider enjoying this dumb, low-effort OC!
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
me in the national security team group chat
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Low-effort OC I made on my lunch break, part two.
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Low-effort OC I made on my lunch break, part one.
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Please enjoy this low-effort OC.
A backstage photo of Ozzy Osbourne and Paul Stanley. Paul Stanley is wearing large sunglasses in the style of Martin Rev. The top border reads "Alan Vega - Martin Rev" and the lower-right of the image reads Suicide, borrowing the layout of the band Suicide's second album.
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
DID YOU KNOW? King cakes are named after King Diamond. His tour rider stipulates that ten of them must be backstage at every show.
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Please enjoy this dumb, low-effort OC.
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Quote a horror movie you love: Jacob's Ladder is an absolute masterpiece.
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Jacques Granger @jacquesgranger.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Dumb low-effort OC.
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