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Jacques Couteau

@jacques-couteau.bsky.social
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Like a copy editor or a sous chef, I’m behind the scenes making a difference but my name never appears on the final product. I like it that way.

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Jacques Couteau @jacques-couteau.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Been working on this for a while. Hit all three measured goals every day.
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Jacques Couteau @jacques-couteau.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Is it all right with you if I mostly share good news, silly jokes and guarded hope? I need those more than grieving.
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Jacques Couteau @jacques-couteau.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
“Eef you hef to say you are keeng, you are not keeng.”
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Jacques Couteau @jacques-couteau.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Yes, and it wasn’t even me doing the crossword. It was my girlfriend asking for help because the clues and the answers were so far-fetched.
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Jacques Couteau @jacques-couteau.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Mercy sakes alive. The spirit of Chip Davis is running wild.
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Jacques Couteau @jacques-couteau.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Remember when _USA Today_ was the only national newspaper with no gravitas?
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Jacques Couteau @jacques-couteau.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Any policy that privileges cishet white men over others who aren’t all three is an admission of inferiority.
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Jacques Couteau @jacques-couteau.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
“What are the minimum crew requirements?” “Well, one, I suppose.”
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Jacques Couteau @jacques-couteau.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
If it wasn’t for bad faith, they wouldn’t have no faith at all.
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Jacques Couteau @jacques-couteau.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Specifically eastbound?
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Jacques Couteau @jacques-couteau.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
The phrase “aspiring David Brooks” gives me shudders. It evokes images of smug, ignorant privilege—as if the 405 offers all the contemplative opportunities of the rural Rockies.
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Jacques Couteau @jacques-couteau.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
[Seagull side eye] Nice.
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Jacques Couteau @jacques-couteau.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Most people fail to recognize Socratic irony and leap immediately to utter credulity or knee-jerk nihilism. The responses here are clear signs we have reached the post-ironic age.
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Jacques Couteau @jacques-couteau.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I was having a White Russian when I tripped on this thread.
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