Jacques Couteau @jacques-couteau.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Been working on this for a while. Hit all three measured goals every day. 030
Jacques Couteau @jacques-couteau.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Is it all right with you if I mostly share good news, silly jokes and guarded hope? I need those more than grieving. 020
Jacques Couteau @jacques-couteau.bsky.social · 17/01/2025“Eef you hef to say you are keeng, you are not keeng.” 060
Jacques Couteau @jacques-couteau.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Yes, and it wasn’t even me doing the crossword. It was my girlfriend asking for help because the clues and the answers were so far-fetched. 100
Jacques Couteau @jacques-couteau.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Mercy sakes alive. The spirit of Chip Davis is running wild. 010
Jacques Couteau @jacques-couteau.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Remember when _USA Today_ was the only national newspaper with no gravitas? 020
Jacques Couteau @jacques-couteau.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Any policy that privileges cishet white men over others who aren’t all three is an admission of inferiority. 090
Jacques Couteau @jacques-couteau.bsky.social · 16/01/2025“What are the minimum crew requirements?” “Well, one, I suppose.” 010
Jacques Couteau @jacques-couteau.bsky.social · 16/01/2025If it wasn’t for bad faith, they wouldn’t have no faith at all. 020
Jacques Couteau @jacques-couteau.bsky.social · 15/01/2025The phrase “aspiring David Brooks” gives me shudders. It evokes images of smug, ignorant privilege—as if the 405 offers all the contemplative opportunities of the rural Rockies. 030
Jacques Couteau @jacques-couteau.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Most people fail to recognize Socratic irony and leap immediately to utter credulity or knee-jerk nihilism. The responses here are clear signs we have reached the post-ironic age. 030
Jacques Couteau @jacques-couteau.bsky.social · 02/12/2024I was having a White Russian when I tripped on this thread. 040