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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Faf! 🤣🤣🤣😭
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Is half th' reason Oct-ober is 10th month! Shld b Dectober? I think Julius need blamin' 2, an' some Gregorian munx! How wld digital time/calendr work? 100 sec/minit, 100 mins/hr 10 hr/day, 10 day/wk, 10 day/mth, 10 mth/yr, 'n stuffit if day or nite outside,we all hav 2 liv undrground soon anyhow🤔😮‍💨🤣🤣
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Nevr mind 18th century thinkin', 'humanity' is trap'd in fwikkin middl-ages/medievil mindsets, Persnly I blame 'relign', 'n yep, I knw is 'social control', but peoplekind shldv evolvd byond that, 'n din't on acct of greed 'n spite. Whole thng needs rewrite, fresh start, but 2 much inertia 2 overcom😮‍💨
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
B4, whn was bordrline activeable aspergic tantrumeltdown-on-a-stick smallperson 'n Gran stil alive, she had Jet blak pusikat name 'Tinker', ( I pronouncd 'Finka'), who was abt only critter cld b touch me for mor'n a few secs. There was leafy shallow pond 2 house down, 'n fink like water! So hapy! 😊😹
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Uttrly Uttrly A-fwikkin'-dorable!!!! Want. 😁
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
A huuuuuge thankses frm me 'n Gramps to all chums here. Keep strivin' fr justice, truth, and helpin' any1 wot needs it, speak truth to pwr 'n shine brite lite of public exposur on all th' badnasties secrets 'n lies! We off now, refugeein'. Not comin' back. Not sure if cn ever post here agen, bye!🚢🌏😊
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Am no lawyer, but mebbe sombody qualfied cn tel us, isn't there a law against interro(r)gation of minors wivout consent, accompanied by kin, or representd by legal counsel? 🤔
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Wrong.
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
When does 'natural justice' kick in? Is after utter fail of authorities to even start th' machinery of justice if not in it's favor? ICE repeatedly denyd access to medical and assistive personell, shouldn't it now apply to them? Can boycott ICE? Not serve them, not help, 'send them all to Coventry'🤔
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Ish that u Sean? U kno u only hav your shelf to blame!🤣
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Wher u get ur funy notionz? Evry1 kno is giant metal wiskerz underneaf th' world disk scrapin up th' starstuff like windsheild bugz we ran ovr, 'n puttin' the sparklestuff in th' wirez! www.youtube.com/watch?v=satV...
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Wimshurst machine
YouTube video by Jonathan Belisle
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Now all the 🍊💩Gigaloser gotta do is get out of NATO & th' world cn jus get on wiv sortin' it's problms out sanely wivout us, while we dissapear up our own butt!😊 Wot is an funy mental pictur cos I rekn we been circlin' th' drain now for long time, I imagin'd an butthole wiv brass drain fittin'🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Did yr predicktiv txt put "stubborness" instd of "stupidity"?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Nah, I rekn bettr keep invitin'....jus' b sure ostracism is in-it's-🍊💩face blatant, deliberate ignore th' Gigaloser 'n heap shame on it in person, so it sit there and look snivelly misery. Wiv any luck th' stress 'n frustrashn 'n embarrassmnt of public humiliashn will giv it sadsack🍊💩 an coronry!😡🤣🤣
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Can The Ultimate 🍊💩 Loser claim an Guiness World Record for bein' subject of th' most negative memes in th' world, ever, yet? 🤔😮‍💨
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Perhaps our Utter Loser of an excuse for a 🍊💩sident shld take a look at this. 🍊💩Thankyou for your attention to this matter, learn some history, (#nt! www.911memorial.org/learn/resour...
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International Community Responds | National September 11 Memorial & Museum
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I rekn 🍊💩hed is a 2 weakling!🤣🤣 Gramps sed post this frm Total Recall:- www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXG2...
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“TWO WEEKS” (Total Recall) Pure Crazy Woman
YouTube video by Uncle Moe
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Th' 🍊💩ident nevr thinx b4 it speaks! 😮‍💨😊
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
One of Gramps favourites: If you wait by the river long enough, the bodies of your enemies will float by. Sun Tzu 😁
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
'N aftr it done suin' Pollland it🍊💩 gonna sue Norway 4 not givin it th' Nobel Prize 4 big beautifuls 🤣🤣🤣
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
If mor dense was heavier, flatearthers wld way many times more than th' average moron!🤣🤣🤣🤣 Nope, not goin' 2 edit it.. WEIGH...stoopid prediktiv txt!
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Just postd this elswhr, reply to post abt 🍊💩rump lying, Reminded Gramps of old joke around during Watergate:- "Q. How can you tell Nixon's lying?" A. His lips are moving!" Need update but. Q. How do you know the current administration is lying? A. It exists! 😮‍💨😊🤣🤣
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Reminded Gramps of old joke around during Watergate:- "Q. How can you tell Nixon's lying?" A. His lips are moving!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Yup, the 💩Turd Reich!😮‍💨
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
How abt "faschICEsts"? Betr stil, 'cos terrorists, "ICEIL"? 🤔😊
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Them pony unbearably cute but! 😊
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Waste of good turmeric!🤣🤣
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
This why not on X, 'n ignore bs news.😮‍💨
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Just like th' Marsians in War of th' Worlds, a human ailment wld do 'em in, they'd die frm terminal dehydration frm the incessant vomitin' caused by havin' been exposed 2 th' scan results!🍊💩👽☠️🤣🤣🤣
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
What's this Departmnt of Justice ppl keep goin on abt, USA don't got one🤔
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Yup, but this Blusky, ther not 4 it 🍊💩ster, ther 4 sane rational ppl🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Thers a old Chinese curse, 'May you live in interesting times'. Far as I cn see, it gonna get mor interestin' sn😬Gramps 'n I refugeein b4 thngs get 2 ugly in US. Cn only hope Europe leaders 'n nations like Canada 'n NZ cn bring th' warmongering fools 2 ther senses or get ther ppl 2 'change' leadrs 😮‍💨
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I hav Brit reltivs, 1 who read English at St Andrew's, he rekn reasn evry1 talk funny is cos got invaded by evry bunch of seagoing marauders, emigr8d 2 by folk frm evry other country, so hav words 'n pronunciation from allovr, most Brits hav a foreign ancestr, 'n also was feudal 'n class systems! 🧐😊
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
So, hypothetically,if a 80 yr old president had been in office fr yrs 'n been excllent leader, respectd globaly, 'n fitter physicaly and mentally than avrg 40 yr old, 'n won a election with huge majority vote you wld put him out 2 pasture? 🤔
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
This mountain of undeniable direct evidence that th'🍊💩 is certainly not sane haz 2 topple into th' courts soon. 🍊💩 is now obviously a clear & present danger 2 itself and the entire planet!! They shld impeach now, b4 it's too late!😮‍💨
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Agree wholhartedly, some 'times', Yup, but depends on the job, and when that 'time' is must b carefully chosen, not automaticaly invoked, or be panikd or manipulated into making rash decision. Must use discretion 'n rationality not just devolv 2 'age-ism'. Complex problm seldom haz simple answer. 🤔😊
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I was bit like that, mor bcos lost sensation 'n am paralyzd here 'n ther, but I read on sevrl sites that any significant injury causes increase in general level of inflammation, so fastest full healin' is best for longevity, overall health 'n pain tolerance, which translate 2 uppin' mood longterm! 😊
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Not sure if any use 2 u, my Gramps, ex Marine, is capable 'n tidy when has 2 b, but woeful disorganized in certn corners, like his chess piece makin'. He crafts amazin' sets outta junk-drawer stuff, paperclips 'n old keys who lost they locks. Keep track by put bits in shallow tins 'n takin fone pix😁
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Haha, Gramps piped in wiv "And I am surtainley not your woif" in his best British accent 🤣🤣🤣
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Gramps rekn bigest flaw in th'🍊💩 "It's a contrarian. Anything suggested, preferred or promoted by anyone he hates, even if it a perfect answer to a problem or the correct, sane, moral or legal thing to do, under no circumstances will he allow it to happen! It'll cut its nose off to spite its face!"😮‍💨
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Already girlcotted 'em, ages ago whn heard toilet breaks denied on packin' lines, also Apple, fr child labor 'n pollution, all China linkd software, like Wotsap, cos spyware, tryin' 2 de-googl our life, 'n NZ cousin sugest Zorin instd of Windoze. Can't get around so sit tight 'n NOT do wotevr I can😁
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Akshuly, rekn Fossiliz'd Fukrs do give 2 sh*ts, (many more thn just 2 🤣). They sh*ttin' themselvs in great fear they die tortured, incarcerated, murdered, painful illness, or die in howlin' agony bein torn 2 shreds by angry mob...etc. Etc. They need status 2 stay quo 4 them 'n their vile offspring.🤬
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Hmm, 🤔 genraly Yup, but 'ruling' is special, shld be on merit, thers plenty young nihilists, and plenty olds determined to build best future 4 their grandkids. Also, thers th' 'age is just a number' angle, retirment age varies globally, but always results in extremely capable workrs getin laid off 😮‍💨
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
So true, tho aparently wasn't Einstein, here's an funy I saved... 😊https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/insanity.png
imgs.xkcd.com
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I read abt that, but can't kwite get my hed arnd it...Since th' start of univers everythin' proceeded mass/energy-wise from then explody style, so it seem 2 me must it be that 100 percent ov effects result from egsactly 100 percent of causes, (which b4 were 100 percent effects in ther own right!) 🤔😁
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Shady dark doo doo doo doo doo doo doo☺️
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
The Geriatric Grinch am in fits of larftr, nigh on pissin' 'imself 'n holdin' his middle 'n groanin'. Tahanky (means 'thankyou' in Jaqispeek), ur post kikd off cripplin' hilarity when I read it out loud 2 him, th' end ov it phrased it got prnounced "whore beetle laser" 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Haha, u right! Can't afford assistiv newtech so got cobbld 2gethr softwar so's I cn b online, so my spch impedments r builtin. I try say 'Miss' it verbally be 'myth', so gadjit print 'mish', my "Thith ith tho dam fruthtratin" bcom "Thither its thought damage further ratings" 'n I gotta fix up l8r😮‍💨😊🤣
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I was in bubbl fr yrs, in world 'n own head, missd out childhd, struggl 2 interact, tirin'. NZcousin did Python softwre 4 me2 b online, Gramps thort wld help me bcom mor confidnt 'n giv outlet 4 my frustrashn wiv news, also cos he fink I'm funy 'n shld share it🤣 So nice 2 see ur posts Paul, thanx!😊
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jacqijane.bsky.social @jacqijane.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Kinda get wot u sayin, u mean like Skype 'as opposd 2 'X'? Am housbound, get v littl 'real world...social interacshn', and as Gramps sez, "u nevr kno these days if'n u talkin 2 an human or cyborg"! Lots my post vanish, speshly whn I'm bein a Li'l miss rantypants, so evn safe ol' Bluesky bit sus.🤔😮‍💨😊
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