Jacob Rees-Pawg @jacobreespawg.bsky.social · 2hof course not, that would be a sort of actual justice 020
Jacob Rees-Pawg @jacobreespawg.bsky.social · 2hhow about Golden Girls: The Next Generation they can have Worf in it 110
Jacob Rees-Pawg @jacobreespawg.bsky.social · 2hin fairness, the $11M fine for specific violations is on top of the $1.2B fine they just paid for not bothering with any AML stuff in the first place. still only a small fraction of their total business though, just not a vanishingly small fraction. 100
Jacob Rees-Pawg @jacobreespawg.bsky.social · 3hGirls: The Next Generation, staring Lena Dunham and Worf 000
Reposted by Jacob Rees-PawgJacob Rees-Pawg @jacobreespawg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026boy in midwest small town: how many outs in an inning? me: *chuckling knowingly* at least three 22278
Reposted by Jacob Rees-PawgJacob Rees-Pawg @jacobreespawg.bsky.social · 12/10/2026there are in fact contemporary accounts of Columbus having a massive dumptruck ass and big naturals 122
Jacob Rees-Pawg @jacobreespawg.bsky.social · 12/10/2026there are in fact contemporary accounts of Columbus having a massive dumptruck ass and big naturals 122
Jacob Rees-Pawg @jacobreespawg.bsky.social · 12/10/2026men would read more books if only they catered to masculine themes (golden age detective stories with witty dialogue, clever mysteries, and early 20th c feminist critique of gender roles and social class) 040
Jacob Rees-Pawg @jacobreespawg.bsky.social · 12/10/2026bad news i’m afraid: those early reviews are all written by Bill Frist, George Schultz, and Sunny Balwani. 000
Jacob Rees-Pawg @jacobreespawg.bsky.social · 12/10/2026he's not lying in his books: his most deeply held belief is that people being impolite is the source of all social ills. he'll never believe somebody is actually a nazi, as to credibly accuse somebody of such would be rude. 060
Jacob Rees-Pawg @jacobreespawg.bsky.social · 12/10/2026the entire MUG should be expelled from DSA but Holden Taylor should specifically be told to fuck off forever. 0121
Jacob Rees-Pawg @jacobreespawg.bsky.social · 11/10/2026also… coming from a rather chomskian linguistics tradition, they simply aren't that into scientific empiricism 0312
Jacob Rees-Pawg @jacobreespawg.bsky.social · 11/10/2026they have a weird circular Grician concept of language and meaning: llms aren't minds → llms have no intents → llms don't produce meaning → llms aren't minds → etc. they believe that there's no meaning to examine and their curiousity stops there. 2432
Jacob Rees-Pawg @jacobreespawg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026kulfi is dancing wild through millions of angry subcontinental stomachs as we speak. everybody wants dessert and we'll be damned if not having lactaid on hand will stop us. 040
Jacob Rees-Pawg @jacobreespawg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026boy in midwest small town: how many outs in an inning? me: *chuckling knowingly* at least three 22278
Jacob Rees-Pawg @jacobreespawg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026you are personally endangering jewish lives by lying about this. you are personally responsible for increasing antisemitism. you are failing all of us. 010
Jacob Rees-Pawg @jacobreespawg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026according the Gaza Health Ministry, under five mortality is 34x preconflict baselines. over 21,000 children are dead that shouldn't be. you are online lying about it and for what. 110
Jacob Rees-Pawg @jacobreespawg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the sunset is indeed awful, but there's been a lot of antidevelopment pushback from renters for decades. the reasons for blocking new housing development are different, obviously that's not everyone, and its been changing. but broadly SF has been historically anti-development (evidence: SF today) 000
Jacob Rees-Pawg @jacobreespawg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026apart from the dumb framing, does she not realize that no-fault divorces only started to be legal 1970? its not a fucking social contagion. give me your card, elizabeth, i'm the feminist commentator now. 1340
Reposted by Jacob Rees-Pawgtoilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately 193115173133
Jacob Rees-Pawg @jacobreespawg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026out here talking in public about ethics reform, the fuck outta here lux luthier that ain’t your lane 020
Jacob Rees-Pawg @jacobreespawg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026idk seattle at all, but the people who have blocked new housing development in san francisco are generally socialist, liberal, conservative, or somewhere inbetween. everybody hates new housing in SF. everybody. 140
Jacob Rees-Pawg @jacobreespawg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026hell yeah 2026 the hedgehog going to get *pregnant* pregnant 0282
Jacob Rees-Pawg @jacobreespawg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026blansas is real this time. i can feel it deep in my plains. 000
Jacob Rees-Pawg @jacobreespawg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The ability to model and mimic natural language has been the defining characteristic of humans for many thousands of years. 000
Jacob Rees-Pawg @jacobreespawg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026there’s no way to say this without being condescending, but you’re not alone and you very obviously need help. if you truly believe in what you say, you need take care of yourself. 110
Jacob Rees-Pawg @jacobreespawg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026you’ve made yourself a liability, you have centered yourself above your causes, and if you were in my chapter i would vote to expel you without thinking twice about it. 210
Jacob Rees-Pawg @jacobreespawg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026the righteous anger you’re feeling is intoxicating but it’s not healthy and it’s causing you to lash out at people who have done more to support your purported goals than you can imagine. 210
Jacob Rees-Pawg @jacobreespawg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026to some degree, it solves the meta-problem of more people feeling satisfied that they got something they wanted, maintaining the civic contract, supporting democracy et etc 000
Jacob Rees-Pawg @jacobreespawg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026if you can't see a better future somewhere out there, if you can't imagine actually winning, shut the fuck up and go to therapy. 100
Jacob Rees-Pawg @jacobreespawg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026there is a time for telling off those milquetoast shitheals and its right after after we retake power together. 2401
Jacob Rees-Pawg @jacobreespawg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026we need leaders who can see beyond quarterly reporting, those who can defend against short-sighted activist investors who'll never support spending $80B developing support for 'legs' 020
Jacob Rees-Pawg @jacobreespawg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026starting to think that 'people i'm friendly with are talking about it' isn't the reliable editorial standard we all thought it was 001
Jacob Rees-Pawg @jacobreespawg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026though as we age, more opportunities come to tell young men and random strangers alike that 'that's fucked up' 060
Jacob Rees-Pawg @jacobreespawg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026its the fuckin' rolling stones and personally i don't think we should be listening to them on the subject 010
Jacob Rees-Pawg @jacobreespawg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i used to have a work buddy who would wear an apple watch as a cock ring. already not sure where i'm going with this story, but i guess it feels good to finally let go of this information. 041
Jacob Rees-Pawg @jacobreespawg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026he's been a asshole pretty much forever, but like many other aging comedians, social media and covid really broke his brain. 010
Jacob Rees-Pawg @jacobreespawg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026tell me how she doesn't expressly call for milquetoast bullshit. people might agree or not with that strategy*, but don't lie and tell me she's being a bold leader here. *that strategy is so fucking dumb in nearly every district 120
Jacob Rees-Pawg @jacobreespawg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026before any of you perverts ask godzilla is a reptile she does NOT have tittiles the R rating is because she shows hole (and good for her) 040
Jacob Rees-Pawg @jacobreespawg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i forget the interview but at some point his former friend / colleague claimed musk really does believe he should be in charge of the world and nothing we've seen in recent years suggests otherwise 010
Jacob Rees-Pawg @jacobreespawg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026as a proud american i measure everything in good old 65 thousandths thank you and god bless 010
![Hello Bone Colleagues,
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