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Jack Szwergold

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“An acute perception doesn’t make you crazy. However sometimes it can drive you crazy.”

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Jack Szwergold @jackszwergold.bsky.social · 10h
“Candidate named Hitler Mussolini elected mayor in Peru” 🤔
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Candidate named Hitler Mussolini elected mayor in Peru
Leftwing Hitler Mussolini Simeon Flores beats far-right candidate in election in remote district of Andes
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Jack Szwergold @jackszwergold.bsky.social · 12h
“…adding that the behavior was first observed in 1983 when a group of African bush elephants solemnly formed a circle around a TV to watch the last episode of M*A*S*H.” 🤣🤣🤣
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Haley @haleydeanna.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Jack Szwergold @jackszwergold.bsky.social · 12h
You mean this oddly screenshooted nonsense from you? You have any idea how to copy and paste and properly attribute stuff on the internet? Seems like the same old same old… And besides, who exactly is Bill Penzey? A coffee and spice dealer? Whoop-dee-doo! 🥱
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Jack Szwergold @jackszwergold.bsky.social · 13h
They took out Yandex data centers? Interesting… 🤔
arstechnica.com
Ukraine’s drones knock out AI data center belonging to "Russia’s Google"
One damaged data center has supercomputers used for training Yandex’s AI model.
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Jack Szwergold @jackszwergold.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The best part is when she scolds the Emu, named Emanuel, by calling him by his full name… “Emanuel Todd Lopez!” 🤣🤣🤣
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Jack Szwergold @jackszwergold.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“A Tale of Two Cities” (1958) 🎞️
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Jack Szwergold @jackszwergold.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“Two Roommates and a Kitten” 🧐
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Jack Szwergold @jackszwergold.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hakeem Jeffries is a tool of “big laundry” interests. 🧐
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Jack Szwergold @jackszwergold.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“October 7th Blush Sauce” 🍝 It has to be a typo/error, because WTF could it be otherwise? 🤔
columbiaspectator.com
Columbia apologizes for mislabeled ‘October 7th’ pasta sauce
Columbia apologized Wednesday for displaying two signs at the pasta station in John Jay Dining Hall that included “October 7th Blush Sauce” on the daily menu.
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Jack Szwergold @jackszwergold.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I know I am late on the Marjoe Gortner appreciation/remembrance wave, but damn… 🎞️ The giant chicken scene in “Food of the Gods” (1976) is utterly amazing… 🐔 “Where in the hell did you get those goddamned chickens! Hey, do you know those bastards almost killed me!” 🤣🤣🤣
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Food of the Gods (1976) - Man attacked by Giant Chicken
YouTube video by Ross Williams
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Jack Szwergold @jackszwergold.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
🤔
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Welcome Back Kotter: Epstein's Mother
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Jack Szwergold @jackszwergold.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Correction: There is a “Nabih Bolas” connected to the L.A. Times, but I can’t find any store with that title, or anything similar, in their official archives… www.latimes.com/people/nabih...
latimes.com
Nabih Bulos - Los Angeles Times
Nabih Bulos is the Middle East bureau chief for the Los Angeles Times.
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Jack Szwergold @jackszwergold.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And “Ayyyy!” leaves come from the planet Fonzie! 🍃👍
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The Fonz in Happy Days
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Jack Szwergold @jackszwergold.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As much as I want to believe this, I don’t think this story is real. 🫣 I cannot find the real source of this “L.A. Times” piece when I Google for “LA Times Nabih Bolas.” 🤔
google.com
Google
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Jack Szwergold @jackszwergold.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Bomb threats said to target 2 Orthodox Jewish schools in New York City” 🤔 This happened the same week THREE other bomb threats were called into three non-religious schools in NYC. Some people are just sick… Sad and sick… 😔
timesofisrael.com
Bomb threats said to target 2 Orthodox Jewish schools in New York City
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Jack Szwergold @jackszwergold.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This was after THREE bomb threats to three non-religious schools in NYC just this week. Some people are just sick… Sad and sick… 😔
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citizen190.bsky.social @citizen190.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Palestinian activists in Gaza condemned Hamas after its secret police arrested a man for social media posts alleging corruption. In a rare show of defiance, hundreds of Palestinians marched through Gazan streets Friday chanting calls to bring down Hamas peacecomms.substack.com/p/gazans-pro...
peacecomms.substack.com
Gazans protest Hamas arrest of anti-corruption activist
Activists vow further pressure to expose rampant corruption in Gaza
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Jack Szwergold @jackszwergold.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Age yourself with a childhood crush
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Jane Wiedlin Joan Of Arc
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Jack Szwergold @jackszwergold.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Dapope Da Bears
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Jack Szwergold @jackszwergold.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you’re getting your moral education from TikTok instead of from the Bible or Tolstoy or something like that, you’re gonna be steered wrong in life.” 🤔 This is a heck of a claim coming from a self-professed atheist/agnostic like Matt Taibbi. 🫣
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Rev. Magdalen @revmagdalen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The fact is, the Arab Nationalist movement objected to the creation of Israel for religious reasons, because they considered the conquest of the Jews in the 600s AD to have been a holy war, and giving any land back to the Jews would be blasphemy. That's a bad reason to fight a war for 80 years.
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Jack Szwergold @jackszwergold.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is a real beautiful thing for them to do… 🥲 “Inside a clear dome, a kitten named Turkey Leg stood up on its back legs as brightly colored clownfish — think “Finding Nemo” — darted just inches from its whiskers. Raising a paw, it batted at the glass, mewing.” 🐟🦁
apnews.com
Orphaned kittens meet sharks and stingrays on an aquarium field trip at the Mall of America
Rescue kittens with names like Turkey Leg and Mouth Trap got to explore the aquarium at the Mall of America in Minnesota, watching in awe as fish soared by just out of reach.
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Jack Szwergold @jackszwergold.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is a real beautiful thing for them to do… 🥲 “Inside a clear dome, a kitten named Turkey Leg stood up on its back legs as brightly colored clownfish — think “Finding Nemo” — darted just inches from its whiskers. Raising a paw, it batted at the glass, mewing.” 🐟🦁
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Kim Wexler's Ponytail 🐝💛🎗 @madisonkittay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Jack Szwergold @jackszwergold.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Here is a pic of “Legalize” and “Regulate” in action. 🦁💥
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Orange Cat Cat Hitting Cat
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Hen Mazzig @henmazzig.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Jewish people cannot be ashamed of standing up for ourselves, for mourning our dead, and wanting some damn justice.
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Jack Szwergold @jackszwergold.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“When you wish upon a star…” 🎶✨
youtube.com
When You Wish Upon a Star
YouTube video by Cliff Edwards - Topic
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Jack Szwergold @jackszwergold.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Amazing that was a real book… Right? 📕🤔
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Jack Szwergold @jackszwergold.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cool, but very AI like. But I assume it is just AI inspired in style and is actually an oil painting? This one is quite cool as well. 🖼️
Marc Dennis, Big Love (2024), Oil on linen, 40 x 31 in
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StandWithUs @standwithus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This note was found on a Hamas terrorist who infiltrated into Israel on October 7, 2023, with one goal: To maim, massacre, rape, and kidnap Jews. Hamas's way to "peace".
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Hen Mazzig @henmazzig.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jews have a right to have our own country. Jews have a right to go to the land of our ancestors and connect to our history. Jews have a right to seek sanctuary when the world comes to slaughter us like they did our grandparents. And Jews have a right to fight back.
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Jack Szwergold @jackszwergold.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I predicted this months ago. 👍 It’s part of the reason I voted for him. 🗳️ While superficially Mamdani seems like a threat to some believe me, the pro-Hamas folks consider him a joke and unserious about the “cause.” 🤡 I’m just shocked the mask came off, and they turned on him, this quickly. 🫣
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Gingit @gingit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is humanity. #October7
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Jack Szwergold @jackszwergold.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh… There is no depth to the level of stupidity in higher ed… 👨‍🎓🫣
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Jack Szwergold @jackszwergold.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Mayor Mamdani, you can’t hide we charge you with genocide.” 🤔 He panders to his base and yet still gets ripped to shreds by them… Just like “Killer Kamala” and “Genocide Joe” and the uncommitted folks… These DSA clowns just want chaos and carnage… 😔
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Jack Szwergold @jackszwergold.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🔥
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Kelso Reacts with 'BURN!'
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Jack Szwergold @jackszwergold.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yes… We know… Math is hard… “700,000+ innocent Palestinians they’ve murdered.” 🤔 • Hamas _started_ a war. • Hamas is _not_ innocent. • And they were “murdered” in a defensive war. Yadda, yadda, yadda… You can’t fight stupidity mixed in with antisemitism. 😔
Jon of The North (@krauza.bsky.social): “The reason the world is upset with Israel is because of the 700,000+ innocent Palestinians they've murdered.

It's not because they're Jewish. Hope that helps.”
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Jack Szwergold @jackszwergold.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Several protesters I’ve spoken to see firing NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch as a key step for Mamdani to take to get back in their good graces.” 🤣🤣🤣 Like that will appease these folks? Even if they did that he would still be on their hit list. 🗒️ Plain as day; these folks are 100% pure trash. 🗑️
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Laugh Mock
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Jack Szwergold @jackszwergold.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hey @mayor.nyc.gov! This is your base! “Mayor Mamdani, you can’t hide we charge you with genocide…” 🤔 The same folks who were chanting “Killer Kamala” and “Genocide Joe” and powered the uncommitted movement. You pander to them by threatening Benjamin Netanyahu with arrest and what did you get? 🫣
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JM 📎🟦🪬🥯🥡🥠🦀 @jmdc88.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#October7 #unforgo7.ten ⌨️ @persianjewess
"These are the victims of Oct 7. Palestinian terrorists gunned down Adi Vital in front of her babies. They filmed a propaganda video w/ the kids in the same room as Adi's corpse. Then they placed Adi under her baby's crib & rigged her body w/ explosives so anyone who tried to recover Adi's body would be murdered."
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Jack Szwergold @jackszwergold.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Cat With Aluminum Hat Aluminum Foil Hat
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Jack Szwergold @jackszwergold.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So Hamas are all angels? 👼
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Jack Szwergold @jackszwergold.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So if a soldier from Hamas — or a similarly aligned militia like Palestinian Islamic Jihad (PIL) — dies in battle they are “murdered?” 🤔
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Jack Szwergold @jackszwergold.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Correct… All the same… Different factions and groups but all the same in goal and methods… 😔
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Jack Szwergold @jackszwergold.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Ever see the movie Red Dawn…” Good lord, they have no clue… 😔 And in spewing that nonsense they justify the slaughter of children… 🤷‍♂️
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Jack Szwergold @jackszwergold.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A lot of the “children” dying in Gaza are not toddlers, but teenagers who are soldiers; in violation of International Law… But hey, that is Hamas, right? 🤷‍♂️ 13-, 14-, 15- or 16-years-old and can handle a gun? Step right up… 😔
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Jack Szwergold @jackszwergold.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Reminds me of Teddy Roosevelt. 🤔
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Teddy Roosevelt: Bull Moose Era Portrait
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Malcolm P. Johnson @admiralmpj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lord knows I don't want Palestinians killed... ...but I don't want Israelis killed either. But we need to remember on this day of all days that it was Hamas who started this current war. Hamas. Stop pretending they are freedom fighters. Stop pretending 10/7 never happened. Stop hating on Jews.
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