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JackStraw71

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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 9h
Can we still order those yummy food buckets?
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 12h
Why is she on stage? Are they actually going to change his diaper mid rally?
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As I like to say about Trump supporters, fuck ‘em
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why not Cornell? I’m sure he feels our military could use a fresh supply of rapists
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He is also not one of our greatest minds regardless of age
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So we are preparing for war on US soil?
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Unfortunately too many keep falling for it. Thus, the position we are in today.
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We can only hope
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
JFC … are they asking MN to hand their ass to them again?
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think they squeezed all the fluid in his ankles up like a tube of toothpaste
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is that Bubba’s shadow on his chin?
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The same way someone shits their diaper standing up
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s a Golden Marriage
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He needs to borrow some of Jr’s blow for these types of events
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He’s going full Lobster Boy
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
lol ETTD
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Any chance he’s willing to take in a play?
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
To be fair, he is an incredibly fucked up individual
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Because it was the same agreement that has been in place since the 50’s. They gave up nothing and gets him off their back for a while till he figures out what he signed.
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is he going to share his amazing discovery that dumb has a b in it?
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Would have been really funny if the escalator stopped again
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Definitely going for a record on this one
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dude is trying to hold in a tremendous fart.
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Although it is a stupid comparison I can say as 55 year old man I have not been carded in quite some time.
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I notice Kash isn’t there. Is he too busy fucking a goat?
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fine … then we can just hand him over to Iran directly to stand trial for war crimes. I’m confident they will give him a fair trial.
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I feel for the guy but it’s not the same 60 Minutes. They will probably try to blame Biden for the deaths.
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh no. How will I ever hear your lies?
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
How embarrassing
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I find both options acceptable. Let’s make it happen.
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
As I often like to say, “Fuck Joe Manchin”
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Gotta be honest, I love Kwik Trip. I usually stop many times when I’m back home. Probably shouldn’t but I do.
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I hope he calls Dean Smith a piece of shit. That will seal it.
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Looks like he just did a whippet
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Scooby Snacks were a little stronger than he was expecting
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just do it and document it for posterity. Then have a big bonfire when the POS leaves office.
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You also have morals. Never realized that was a requirement for simple math but here we are.
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m assuming there will be strict racial standards as well?
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Good plan dipshit
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m just going to assume there was a MAGA woman who wants to work at the FBI but her ex “forced” her to make a video that involved a dog and some peanut butter
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
First they didn’t know who was President in 2020. Now they don’t know who was President in 2026?
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
No shit
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Jan 6th was vile and so is she
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Perhaps he felt lot lizard was too derogatory?
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
China has some pretty cool robots now. How we know his wife didn’t have one made when she went back home recently?
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Honest question, can they really sell out three nights at Allegiant? I never thought their American fan base was all that big.
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Is the entire Administration resigning?
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Any time he speaks is a waste of time
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I highly recommend reading remembrance posts on Facebook. Tons of great comments.
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JackStraw71 @jackstraw71.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He left his blow at the hotel
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