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Jack Schitt

@jackschitt.bsky.social
621 followers 330 following 1.2K posts

My spirit animal is a fat raccoon trying to get into a dumpster. I don't want to see your naked pic's or be your sugar daddy. No DM’s please.

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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 24m
I'm a proctologist. I dealt with assholes for 30 years so I believe I am qualified for the title.
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 5h
Is it possible the GOP is sacrificing the party and their dignity to end this nightmare without having to find their spines and defy Piggy?
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 5h
With the midterms looking like a potential bloodbath for the GOP why aren't they trying to show a little spine to conserve what little dignity they have left? If Piggy declares martial law and seizes control of the government we'll know why.
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
If they truly were after the criminal element they would be out at night. All they are going to get 5 AM is people going to and from work.
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Trump and Musk are freaking out a little too much over this. I truly believe there is a lot more involved because both these twats are obsessed with money and power.
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It will depend on what she knows and when she knew it
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
No, they do not. MAGAts refuse to accept facts and evidence unless it comes from Faux News and supports their belief Piggy is not a liar and traitor.
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Wife and I got our bribes of $90 each from Piggy. Just donated $180 to Talarico. Fuck you Donald
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Trump betrays everyone so no surprise here
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Amen
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'd rather watch Whiskey Pete and Piggy's imprisonment
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The very unstable, not a genius pedophile Donald J. Trump ladies and gentlemen. Let's all give him a big F*UCK YOU
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mine is a fat trash panda climbing into a dumpster
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
She's a Republican, they can't help themselves. It's in their genes.
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Willie is the King of Texas, do what he commands. His royalty far exceeds GOP BS
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My fear is that people will vote for Paxton just to get him the hell out of Texas.
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My idea is throw your money in the air. God can keep what he wants and everything that falls to the ground is yours.
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fuck you Piggy, keep your money. I want nothing from you other than your resignation.
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Truth
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One thing is for sure, they'll never get jobs with CBS or Fox News. I'm proud of these women for standing up to the truth and not drinking the Ghoul Aid
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Katie is right. That's why we have to get rid of Trump and his GOP crime family
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why did none of their questions involve “evidence beyond a reasonable doubt “? Hearing was nothing more than a MAGAt stupidity show
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have 4 brothers, none of us have committed a sexual assault. My father set the example by giving our mother the total respect she deserved. That's why we support women and give them the respect they deserve for doing the hard job of dealing with asshole men.
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Are you the reincarnation of my mother? That sounds like her.
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Orange County, CA a GOP grease spot in the state sent out their voter information guide. Political party affiliation is missing from all candidates. Now why would they do that?
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fact
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One can never get enough Malanoma
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Our low IQ "Stable Genius" is so farking stupid world leaders dis him and mock him to his face and he thinks they are his great friends. Piggy, you stupid shit they are using you!!!!!!!!!!
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
After his threat to exterminate Iran and the Iranian people will Congress finally step up and impeach his fat orange ass? Naw, they aren't familiar with what he said at the UN to the world isn't that right Moses Mike.
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh BoBo, you know not what you have done. We already knew you were great on your knees
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
She's proud of her man, he done good.
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Piggy is losing his grip on small bit of sanity he had left. There is a padded room in his future.
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is only the beginning. If Trump's chosen and the GOP goes down in November Trump will go full road rage on the country. First thing Dem's need to do is take out his lackeys with impeachments and arrests for criminal acts. With his MAGAt trash sweating jail time he'll be powerless.
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The cancer in this country is Donald J. (Piggy) Trump and his MAGAt fascists
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Looks like Tillamok is my go to cheese now
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My dream is for Piggy to be removed from office and forced to watch as all of glitter BS is removed, his name removed from everything and all of his building and renovations are leveled. Then his name and likeness stricken from all official files and his money and property are seized
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He’s too much of a coward to get physical with anyone other than a child
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And that folks is the current situation in a nutshell
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
FBI has gone Old Testament all the way
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In the Old Testament it was no big deal. There were even instructions on what should be done with the animal afterwards. Republicans being all religious and all are perfectly fine with it.
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
TO: Donald J. Trump FROM: The World SUBJECT: Well known facts 1. You have the IQ of a single cell organism 2. You're a pedophile and adjudicated rapist 3. Convicted felon 4. You're a liar and a grifter 5. Severely mentally deficient 6. You are a disgusting, despised twatwaffle
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That's why they don't like you. When you tell the truth about their incompetence and corruption it hurts their fee fees.
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A very "low IQ" mentally disturbed person will attract other low IQ people because they lack the ability to think for themselves and rely on an idiot to tell them their stupidity is just fine. Hence we have MAGA
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I concur
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My question is how do they know God has a penis? No one has ever seen him/her, he/her just talks through burning bushes and shit. No one had ever heard of their God until a goat herder 4000 years ago told him it was OK to knock up his wife's maid.
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Piggy would never pay it, he would blame Biden and the Democrats for blocking the payments. Even with dementia he still has the con man gene working full time.
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tested, approved and recommended by RFK Jr and Sec of Losing Hegseth: Restore Your 'Manly Vigor' with Dr John Brinkley's Goat Testicle Transplant And Serum
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The assholes name is already Trump
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The chance is very small. To remove him Piggy would be admitting that he made a bad choice and a major mistake. Piggy is not capable of admitting he screwed up.
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Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
So many assholes, so little tape
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