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Hairy Angel

@jackrubyweapon.bsky.social
48 followers 65 following 152 posts

I like my beer cold, my cars fast and my homosexuals FLAMING

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Hairy Angel @jackrubyweapon.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I must have some residual cbd gummy in me from last night because while in the shower I imagined Trump saying " put your hand on my head and call me Manica " and I've been giggling about for the past 20 minutes
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Hairy Angel @jackrubyweapon.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I wonder if there is a conservative owner of a model train company who voted for RFK to cure autism
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Hairy Angel @jackrubyweapon.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Did he who made the lamb make thee?
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Hairy Angel @jackrubyweapon.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Pray for this dog y'all. Nothing wrong with him, he's just goofy looking af
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Hairy Angel @jackrubyweapon.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Its going to be really sad how many autistic people are going to be excited to get on the trains to RFK's "treatment centers"
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Hairy Angel @jackrubyweapon.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
If she were Luiga Womangione they'd have already been tried and convicted
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Hairy Angel @jackrubyweapon.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
*hits blunt* I've never seen a trans person wear transition lenses
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Hairy Angel @jackrubyweapon.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Yall why does this Starbucks have a cuck chair?
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Hairy Angel @jackrubyweapon.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
He was a Toyotathon boy, she was a Honda Savings Event girl. Can I make it any more obvious?
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Hairy Angel @jackrubyweapon.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Bird flew? Uh yeah I sure hope it does !
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Hairy Angel @jackrubyweapon.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
So McDonalds can catch this guy even though he was wearing a disguise, but the Hamburglar has been free for the past 30 years? What kompromat does Hamburglar have on Mayor Mccheese?
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Hairy Angel @jackrubyweapon.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Yeah I like Wicked. Taking a wicked dump after eating Thanksgiving leftovers for 4 days
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Hairy Angel @jackrubyweapon.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Honestly the only good thing Biden has done as President is pardon Hunter after Thanksgiving, and not before
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Hairy Angel @jackrubyweapon.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Guys be safe out there Turkey withdrawal is real and scary
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Hairy Angel @jackrubyweapon.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Girls with a time machine "Grandma its me I love you and miss you" Boys with a time machine *beating John Knowles to death with a typewriter* "Fuck Phineas and fuck you, hack faud"
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Hairy Angel @jackrubyweapon.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Just got genuinely bummed when I realized Ralph Ciffaretto will never get to see Gladiator 2
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Hairy Angel @jackrubyweapon.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I heard a rumor that Mayor Mcheese had a mcrib removed so he could suck his own mcdock
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Hairy Angel @jackrubyweapon.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Guys look at my dog
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
As a highly-regarded public intellectual I have just come to Bluesky and found it extremely closed-minded and unreceptive to important new ideas, including the one about what a highly-regarded public intellectual I am. Also nobody with girl names responded to my chats, which were also intellectual.
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Hairy Angel @jackrubyweapon.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
BREAKING NEWS : Trump names Josh Duggar as head of the department of "Making sure people don't jerk off to child porn in a shack"
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Hairy Angel @jackrubyweapon.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I know lots if people left the old place to get away from spicy takes but I have to say this, consequences be damned . There's nothing all that crazy about crazy bread
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Hairy Angel @jackrubyweapon.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Took too much benadryl and almost passed out giggling to myself because the name " Broccoli Rabe Zombie" popped into my head
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