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Jack Phantom

@jackphantom.bsky.social
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Neo-noir jazz artist. No relation to the Alan Moore character (instead, inspired by Dead Island Riptide's "Jacqueline Phantom") FIND STREAMING LINKS HERE: jackphantom.com/streaming-links

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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wait til you realize the character, Archie Bunker, was based on the main character of a carbon copy of a better show (which All in the Family was copied from). And that character, Alf Garnett, was played by a Jewish socialist. Look it up.
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And they know it.
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#bandcampfriday is tomorrow so I have uploaded a preview of the next #darkjazz album “The King in Giallo”
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I thought they wanted new ideas. Here's an interesting one. Given that #doctorwho is about a guy who shows up somewhere, is accused of a crime he didn't commit, isn't a cop but sleuths it anyway, etc. Mate this is film noir. For fun I mocked it up: Doctor Who as Sam Spade without the gun.
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just for fun, I mocked up my own idea: given that most episodes' DNA was basically "Doctor lands somewhere, is accused of a crime, isn't a cop but sleuths it anyway" - um, Doctor Who as Sam Spade without a gun? Presented at risk of looking Mary Sue, but Who as edgy noir.
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So the #bbc is asking for new directions for #doctorwho. I've got one. And no, this mockup isn't Mary Sue. "Guy finds himself in the middle of a crime, of which he's accused. Not a cop but investigates anyway." #filmnoir or @doctorwhonews.bsky.social? Marlowe, without the gun. Call me.
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nope. I got impressively muscular, but never enough to have anyone ask if I was juicing.
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I was too young for it, but apparently it was "Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite..." then "Lucky Strikes, Pall Mall, Marlboro..."
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Share the last photo on your camera roll, no cheating.
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy Bi Visibility Day.
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
STAY WITH ME "Bloo no matta hoo" is how we ended up with TRUMP. TWICE. STOP SHILLING FOR DO-NOTHING, REPUBLICAN-LITE, STATUS QUO. BECAUSE THAT VOTES IN VANCE IN 2032.
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
please tell me a book that fucked your shit up when you were a kid.
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sorry, misread the copyright notice: 1942.
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Does it smell like Curry?
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yeah, but many of em aren't doing so well. Here's Kent Hovind's old one in Pensacola. Abandoned.
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We'll always have The Cannonball Run
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There’s a French show that basically parodies the news with caricature puppets and voice impressions. Similar to England’s “Spitting Image”. Every time they need a generic American, especially a soldier- its always a mock Sylvester Stallone.
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
#iykyk
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Moynahan Post Office, Manhattan
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My sides.
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
In passing I ordered a LOT of material out of pure curiosity from this book, and it gave my father (who had a security clearance) a massive conniption.
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is the closest I can get. Don't judge me, I thought I had four buttons.
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"We mass laid people off by Slack message, destroyed irreplaceable antique books, demanded exemptions from all copyright laws so we could steal whatever content we want, and raised the price of electricity and water? Why do they hate us so much?" First day on planet earth?
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I used to love life drawing at art school, but I think I'd probably never hear the end of it now if I was going to do something like that. I will be incorporating a quick life drawing study I did from a vintage mag on an album cover soon, but here's a preview for you guys.
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@democrats.org this is how your people speak to progressives btw
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
QRP with your art featuring warm colors! 💛 🧡 🩷 ❤️ (First, property of Tommy Chong: Second, property of Jack Phantom)
Acrylic on canvas: Tommy Chong, 2026.Acrylic on Canvas, Ol' Dirty Bastard, 2026
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This guy, picking up the lemonade container, and moving it outside the shelter of the umbrella.
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
#wip #art #williamsburroughs “Exterminate all rational thought”
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Hence the need for a third party.
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Seen on LinkedIn:
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Depends on who's on the ballot.
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
As opposed to what he does when he knows there's no threat and it's all fake
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
You can see the bridge here between #noir and #slasher with #giallo. I'd actually argue that the first #fridaythe13th was an American giallo.
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
For those not familiar with the genre: I figured the pose above when sanitized enough will be less exploitative but in the same emotional register.
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I've decided to paint the next album cover. I just bought three vintage Walt Foster books to learn the specific techinques and colors behind 50s portraiture for it. I'm doing a faux #giallo / #noir poster type. I'm going to incorporate/paint a drawing I previously did from an old #art modeling mag.
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Peak #generationx
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
She was a Marine.
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I admire his restraint, considering his mom.
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The President, Vice President and Treasurer have offices of equal size. About the width of the average door. Couldn't even fit a desk in there.
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Finished the #art at lunch! Tommy Chong, acrylic on canvas.
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
#wip #art Tommy Chong, acrylic on canvas
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