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Jack @jackofftrack.bsky.social · 17h
Love it when I open the pax app to check my schedule only for it to notify me about the panel I wanted to see that started 20 minutes ago
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Jack @jackofftrack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gaius Baltar
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Jack @jackofftrack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do I actually love Peter Capaldi's albums or is it just that I really love Peter Capaldi
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Jack @jackofftrack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sometimes being 40 means reaching for a mug on the top shelf leaves you in pain and barely able to breathe 🙃
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Jack @jackofftrack.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm watching the newest episode of Game Changer and so far the most important piece of feedback I have is every time Gianmarco Soresi is on screen all I want is for him to shut the fuck up
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Jack @jackofftrack.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I love listening to hugely influential prog rock albums to discover it feels like they got so high they forgot how to play their instruments or sing for 1-2 tracks
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Jack @jackofftrack.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Why does Mark Sheppard show up in every sci fi show I watch So far now I've seen him in Doctor Who, Star Trek, Sliders and now Battlestar Galactica
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Jack @jackofftrack.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Spent some time grappling with the fact that what I still thought of as the "New" Whitlams album came out twenty years ago Until I went and looked and they didn't do another one for sixteen years so it's kind of on them, actually
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Jack @jackofftrack.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's really deeply depressing to me that I just opened the play store on my phone and the top category is "Productivity" and everything listed under it is an AI Chatbot
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Jack @jackofftrack.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I just saw a post about Roseate Spoonbills and not only was it not a joke at Brennan Lee Mulligan's expense I'm pretty sure the person posting it doesn't even know he exists
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Jack @jackofftrack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
playing Halo: Campaign Evolved. Immediately after reaching the Library my poor PS5 goes "NOPE!" and turns itself off (overheated?) Then when I turn it back on it bitches at me about not turning it off safely. Hypocrite.
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Jack @jackofftrack.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Tell me why there's better multi factor authentication to get into my woolies rewards app than there is for the rostering/pay system at work
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Jack @jackofftrack.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Circling back around to this because I'm on episode 9 and I still really fucking hate Gaius Baltar
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Jack @jackofftrack.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Shout out to all the fuckin' idiots out on the road today but especially: - The one at the paper recycling that stopped at the BACK dropoff point, making it very awkward for the two cars behind her to get to the others
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Jack @jackofftrack.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I'm roughly halfway through the very first episode of Battelstar Galactica and already I think I've never hated a character on TV more than I hate Gaius Baltar
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Jack @jackofftrack.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Bad news from the zones, tumbleweeds. The absence of Doctor Death Defying in the Danger Days remaster has a huge effect on the vibe of the album and not for the better :(
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Jack @jackofftrack.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I'm watching a show about a guy who got switched with himself from an alternate timeline and every time it switches between them it uses a sound that's exactly like the Switch joy-con snap that they put at the start of trailers and it's really distracting
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Jack @jackofftrack.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
SteamOS can't handle multiple monitors and it's VERY frustrating
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Jack @jackofftrack.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
New toy came today 👀 then I need a lot of set up and fiddling before I get rid of my old desktop
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Jack @jackofftrack.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I just want to express my appreciation for @gamechanger.dropout.tv blurring out Vic's feet on last week's episode
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Jack @jackofftrack.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
If the price of the steam machine doesn't make people mad at Ai nothing will
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Jack @jackofftrack.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I'm not a fan of the "deluxe" edition of three cheers for sweet revenge because all the new mixes are meh, none of them are as good as the originals imo. but the new mix of Give 'Em Hell Kid feels like a hate crime against me specifically
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Jack @jackofftrack.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I was really enjoying Rulette 2 until Australian Accents now I'm gonna burn down the Dropout Studio
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sephirAmy @sephiramy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
taking a deep breath in order to say people have Absolutely Got To Learn that Not Everything Is For You, and that doesn't make the thing bad, nor does it need to be changed. you can just say "it's not for me". and move on. we need MORE niche, not more appealing-to-the-broadest-swath-possible
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Jack @jackofftrack.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I don't care what anyone says I love Starfleet Academy and I especially love Captain Incredible and Jett Reno
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Jack @jackofftrack.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The eternal struggle between my cat (wants to stand/sit on my desk) and myself (wants to use my keyboard and mouse)
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Jack @jackofftrack.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I'm entering this competition and you can too! wn.nr/Dfw248g
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WIN The Ultimate PAX Aus 2027 Package!
Simply follow the instructions below to enter. Contest closes 11/10/2026. Winners will be randomly picked on 20/10/2026. Contest is open to Australian residents only* Don't forget to complete every ac...
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PAX Aus @paxaus.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
PAX Aus Storytime is about to trigger a server-wide event and you don’t want to miss this! We’re proud to announce our 2026 Storytime speaker: Holly Longdale!
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Jack @jackofftrack.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
You know you're in for good food when you're the only white guy in the place
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Jack @jackofftrack.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
She project on my hail until I Mary
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Jess 🍔 🔜 PAXAUS @jessmwoodward.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Inner monologue at the moment is just
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Jack @jackofftrack.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I deeply love the unhinged idea of someone playing as a warlock patron who completely possesses their warlock
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Jack @jackofftrack.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Just remembered that, 20+ years ago, I bought myself a unicycle with every intention of learning to ride it. I never learned to ride it and I actually have no idea what happened to it :( Now I want to learn to ride it again
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Jack @jackofftrack.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Shout out to the dude I saw on reddit saying "Nah don't bother seeing a doctor or professionals just buy yourself a cpap"
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Jack @jackofftrack.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I'm ready to release Jesse from the Teleprompter
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Jack @jackofftrack.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Reaching the end of the first book of the wizard the witch and the wild one and frantically googling to find out if/when we'll get book 2
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Hex @hexcat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉
Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006
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Jack @jackofftrack.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Hey parents I know it's hard having kids But retail workers aren't your babysitters Please don't leave your children unattended at the electronics store
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Jack @jackofftrack.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Oh so they DO arrest war criminals
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Jack @jackofftrack.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I love how, almost every time I recognise an actor and wonder where I recognise them from, the answer is almost always Star Trek
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Jack @jackofftrack.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
when Wade goes all goth for the Vampire band in that one episode of Sliders
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Jack @jackofftrack.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Since a Cruel Angel's Thesis was so successful does that mean it's Dr Cruel Angel now
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Jack @jackofftrack.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Max Grodenchik showed up in an episode of Sliders and I'm like ROM WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE AND WHY ARE YOU HUMAN (I recognised him by his voice first)
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Jack @jackofftrack.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Wild choice to have Game of Thrones in Fortnite in the year of our lord 2026. Anyway here's Marge Simpson sitting on the Iron Throne
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Jorkin B Peanitson @bonerman-inc.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
googoo dolls iris voice
"dune" poster from the dune font logo poster generator but it has bastardised "googoo dolls - iris" lyrics on it. "and i don't want the worm to see me - cause i don't think that they'd under sand"
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Jack @jackofftrack.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
how it feels telling people on tiktok that burger king and hungry jacks aren't the same company (they're not btw)
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Jack @jackofftrack.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Jake the Dog is the reason I know how to pronounce sous vide
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Jack @jackofftrack.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Didn't last a whole day on Bazzite for my server because it was such a pain in the arse to install and uninstall anything 😭 it wasn't really built for being a server so it isn's a surprise but damn girl at least let me try
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Jack @jackofftrack.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Everything in my midnight snack was pickled
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Jack @jackofftrack.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Looking at local PC Store websites and can't help but laugh at this
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