Jack olantern @jacknowland.bsky.social · 14hOh brother management wants my team to start using AI more, I’m going to slow play as long as I can lol 200
Jack olantern @jacknowland.bsky.social · 21hMy closest coffee shop makes a pumpkin caramel syrup in the fall and it rules 000
Jack olantern @jacknowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Chicago Pope and the near immediate White Sox turn around has me rethinking some things 020
Jack olantern @jacknowland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This isn’t a critique more an observation but there isn’t another sport that just assumes that athletes want to play where they grew up more than WoSo 000
Jack olantern @jacknowland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I just can’t believe I’ve watched my favorite team lose to an 8 seed twice in 12 months it seems almost impossible lmao you gotta be a fucking idiot to be a sports fan 030
Jack olantern @jacknowland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Idk where the Lynx go from here, you almost can’t run this core back. Either Phee was checked out or not fully feeling comfortable. Somehow more question marks this offseason than last 100
Jack olantern @jacknowland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The Lynx are just gonna make me sad, I can’t watch this 000
Jack olantern @jacknowland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Dreading the day the AI music discourse makes it over here, I’m guessing on like Thursday 010
Jack olantern @jacknowland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I have really bad news- I just have to do it today instead 120
Jack olantern @jacknowland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I shouldn’t have to download the Kansas Jayhawks app to access my turnstile/Slayyter tickets!! 000
Jack olantern @jacknowland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It’s taken basically 2 months but I’m now matching my 2023 workout output levels. Which I wasn’t really in shape then either but it’s something 000
Jack olantern @jacknowland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My favorite part about the fake Mahomes roughing the passer discourse is all the people saying it isn’t because he moved his arms. But it’s in a way that is actually making all of his weight still go on Patrick 110
Jack olantern @jacknowland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Doing a long weekend to Eureka Springs this weekend and I’m excited but also my 3 and 5 year old nephews are coming so I’m not sure if the expectation is that I can ditch them to go hiking and find a brewery or if I am stuck to family friendly the whole time 000
Jack olantern @jacknowland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Utah winning is a positive for just making the playoffs but negative for trying to sneak into a home game. But with Sea and NC playing each other next week, the playoff line will be no higher than 40 with 3 games to go. If KC can get to 44, it’ll seems likely we can at least just land the plane 100
Jack olantern @jacknowland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026DPI when a ball is that underthrown is so crazy 010
Jack olantern @jacknowland.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Harrison Butker missing kicks is my inception totem 010
Jack olantern @jacknowland.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The women of your city keep ruining my life @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social I require compensation 000
Jack olantern @jacknowland.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“They are really letting them play” unless of course it’s Phee 000
Jack olantern @jacknowland.bsky.social · 27/09/2026That was confusing play calling but now it’s Lynx time 010
Jack olantern @jacknowland.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Oh no that just bought the shovel pass that never works unless it’s a bad team back into the playbook for another 4 years 000
Jack olantern @jacknowland.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This wedding has wooden silverware and let me report it’s sensory hell 110
Jack olantern @jacknowland.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Through 26 matches, which is how many we played last year, KC has 41 points which would have been good enough for 3rd place lmao 030
Jack olantern @jacknowland.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Coffee zero (cold brew and coke zero) power me through wedding time 010
Jack olantern @jacknowland.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Came out totally flat in a game we have to have embarrassing 010
Jack olantern @jacknowland.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Idk if blaming the ownership and coaching solely and then turning around and saying that a player without nwsl experience and no training time should go straight into the starting 11 really meshes ideologically 110
Jack olantern @jacknowland.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Getting ready to drink before 10am for a soccer match when I also a going to a wedding at boulevard tonight 010
Jack olantern @jacknowland.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Matinee neighbor matchup has to be one of the more nonsense things ever typed 010
Jack olantern @jacknowland.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Remembered the Rouse red just moments before lighting a fire I couldn’t control 000
Jack olantern @jacknowland.bsky.social · 25/09/2026We really didn’t have a better number for her than 28?? 000
Jack olantern @jacknowland.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I finally got a normal ass noon game for the chiefs and then they put the anxiety factory on at the same time 000
Jack olantern @jacknowland.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It’s hard to even really care about the 115 charges anymore, it isn’t going to change how dejected I felt after losing the league with 97 points or 92 points. It really only adds a strange asterisk to the Klopp era that in some ways only makes it more painful. 100
Jack olantern @jacknowland.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Robert Pattinson went so insane in Primetime man 000
Jack olantern @jacknowland.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The person walking up to the movie theater box office in 2026 is such an interesting guy 000
Jack olantern @jacknowland.bsky.social · 24/09/2026KC Current trivia is either “how many passes have the current completed this season” or “what are our colors” 040
Jack olantern @jacknowland.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Vendor call that my manager couldn’t make and I was going to have to break the news that we are not going to renew got moved. A+ tier feeling 020
Jack olantern @jacknowland.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My favorite team playing an 8 seed from New York what could go wrong 020
Jack olantern @jacknowland.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I just wrote out my plan for deliverables the next month at work for our budget season and I want to throw up. It’s so much work 101
Jack olantern @jacknowland.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Scott Hansen yelling Absolute Chimneys as Harry Kane misses a game winning kick in red zone is a new dream of mine 020
