JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 8hThe Venezuelan restaurant across from my apartment with AI menus and AI window decorations is now blasting AI music 😭😭 010
JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'm not kidding, the lyrics are awful and make no sense YouTube: Super Smash Bros Ultimate Theme - Lifelight With Lyrics youtu.be/0DDKiPjXJmo?...youtu.beSuper Smash Bros Ultimate Theme - Lifelight With LyricsYouTube video by Digital Gator 010
JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Smash Bros Ultimate is a masterpiece from its gameplay, full roster, reworked fighters, DLC characters, and adventure mode, then it has a dogshit theme song that you have hear every time you open the game. 120
JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's October, so to settle into my seasonal depression, I think it's time I rewatch the Sopranos 110
JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's that 🎃 spooky 🎃 day of year where I enjoy a pumpkin spice coffee and block any and all "wake up Green Day" postersstatic.klipy.comHappy October! Linus & Sally Peanuts Pumpkin PatchAlt: Happy October! Linus & Sally Peanuts Pumpkin Patch 010
JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The reason I don't believe in a higher being is because no benevolent creator would allow pimples INSIDE your nostrils 020
JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Chinese pastry with lots of different fillings. They're eaten during the Mid-Autumn Festival!! ❤️🔥 210
JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I promise I have NOT sir!!static.klipy.comSpongebob Begging and CryingAlt: Spongebob Begging and Crying 000
JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026MILF thirst traps are in my Discover feed. Have y'all just been pretending to be gay? 240
JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Once again applauding the heroes of the Internet tirelessly saving snapshots of ad-free journalism on archive.is 👏👏👏 010
JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm sorry they're making you're going through it again 🫂❤️🔥 It's so wrong 100
JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I bought the black variant Drive jacket when I was 12 years old, wore it to school once, and then never again 000
JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Tried wearing sweatpants to the gym. Never again. It's hotter than El Niño in my underwear right now. 230
JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Currently dog sitting a Shih Tszu who thinks he's a pitbull, but you wouldn't know it from these pictures 020
JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 25/09/2026How did we even text before replies were a thing. You'd get three different texts from a friend and have to respond to each one in order. And you'd wait to see if they had more to say before you responded or everything was fucked. Now homie will hit your message with ❤️ and that's the end of it. 200
JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I am so so so tired of "should we be worried?" takes. This is just coddling climate change skeptics/denialists for keeping their heads in the sand while the rest of us have been trying to take action for decades. We shouldn't just be worried, we should be angry. 010
JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Separate SF vacation post: My favorite art pieces viewed at the deYoung ❤️🔥 100
JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 23/09/2026San Francisco, I love you, I cannot afford you, I will be back soon ❤️🔥 040
JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 23/09/2026So did the Roman Empire. Do we call it the Fall Empire? NO!static.klipy.comArrested DevelopmentAlt: Arrested Development: Lucile Bluth death stare 110
JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Why you!!!static.klipy.comScott Aukerman's Intense Fist PumpAlt: Scott Aukerman's Intense Fist Pump 010
JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 21/09/2026New Yorkers gatekeeping New York from other New Yorkers is the most New York thing ever New Yorked 000