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🤘 Super cool ❤️‍🔥 All are welcome 🏳️‍🌈 He/Him 📍 Chicago

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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 8h
The Venezuelan restaurant across from my apartment with AI menus and AI window decorations is now blasting AI music 😭😭
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lerrrgan @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 13h
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A woman is outside and wearing sunglasses on a sunny day. There’s pink text above her head that says “I hope the next viral trend is critical thinking”.
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
New titty warmer vest just dropped at Costco
Vest with heated pads on the titties
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm not kidding, the lyrics are awful and make no sense YouTube: Super Smash Bros Ultimate Theme - Lifelight With Lyrics youtu.be/0DDKiPjXJmo?...
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Super Smash Bros Ultimate Theme - Lifelight With Lyrics
YouTube video by Digital Gator
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Smash Bros Ultimate is a masterpiece from its gameplay, full roster, reworked fighters, DLC characters, and adventure mode, then it has a dogshit theme song that you have hear every time you open the game.
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why does sickness always find me before the weekend
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh sweet precious, I love the snout!
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
DAMN pho might be on the menu with all this Chicago rain
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's October, so to settle into my seasonal depression, I think it's time I rewatch the Sopranos
Tony and Jennifer in the therapy office from the Sopranos
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's that 🎃 spooky 🎃 day of year where I enjoy a pumpkin spice coffee and block any and all "wake up Green Day" posters
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Happy October! Linus & Sally Peanuts Pumpkin Patch
Alt: Happy October! Linus & Sally Peanuts Pumpkin Patch
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The reason I don't believe in a higher being is because no benevolent creator would allow pimples INSIDE your nostrils
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not butts
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Chinese pastry with lots of different fillings. They're eaten during the Mid-Autumn Festival!! ❤️‍🔥
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh we're posting our favorite vampires?
Louis and Lestat from Interview With The Vampire
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I could go for a nice Chinese cucumber salad today
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I promise I have NOT sir!!
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Spongebob Begging and Crying
Alt: Spongebob Begging and Crying
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Omg fuck no stopppp 💀
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MILF thirst traps are in my Discover feed. Have y'all just been pretending to be gay?
Iconic confused Wendy Williams
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Once again applauding the heroes of the Internet tirelessly saving snapshots of ad-free journalism on archive.is 👏👏👏
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm sorry they're making you're going through it again 🫂❤️‍🔥 It's so wrong
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
¿Homo está?
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You win horniest comment! 🥇
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's a struggle to hold this big ass phone
Gay boy taking pictures in a dirty bathroom mirror
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I bought the black variant Drive jacket when I was 12 years old, wore it to school once, and then never again
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I've been made a fool!
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tried wearing sweatpants to the gym. Never again. It's hotter than El Niño in my underwear right now.
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Currently dog sitting a Shih Tszu who thinks he's a pitbull, but you wouldn't know it from these pictures
Shih Tzu peaking out from the couch cornerShih Tzu lying on the couchShih Tzu cuddling. There is malice in his eyes.Shih Tzu
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We used to be an advanced civilization.
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How did we even text before replies were a thing. You'd get three different texts from a friend and have to respond to each one in order. And you'd wait to see if they had more to say before you responded or everything was fucked. Now homie will hit your message with ❤️ and that's the end of it.
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The cool autumn air feels good on my smooth bald head 🥚
Gay bearded boy taking selfie in bathroom mirror
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The holidays are coming, someone's gotta eat the sweets
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The only Cleveland song I will be listening to today
Iconic "CLEVELAND We're Not Detroit" song
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am so so so tired of "should we be worried?" takes. This is just coddling climate change skeptics/denialists for keeping their heads in the sand while the rest of us have been trying to take action for decades. We shouldn't just be worried, we should be angry.
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Craving a moon cake! 🥮🐰👯‍♂️
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Part II
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Separate SF vacation post: My favorite art pieces viewed at the deYoung ❤️‍🔥
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
San Francisco, I love you, I cannot afford you, I will be back soon ❤️‍🔥
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So did the Roman Empire. Do we call it the Fall Empire? NO!
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Arrested Development
Alt: Arrested Development: Lucile Bluth death stare
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why you!!!
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Scott Aukerman's Intense Fist Pump
Alt: Scott Aukerman's Intense Fist Pump
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's called autumn, not fall
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Haven't we been through enough?
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
New Yorkers gatekeeping New York from other New Yorkers is the most New York thing ever New Yorked
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My queen 🖤
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Luanne called her a "drip" and it's so on point
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sweet tats!!!
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I Emily you <3
Graffiti that says love is Emily
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Called the meaty thighs store, but they were all out 🥲
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Browns are SO back (we still suck!)
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I keep saying "lipstick" when I mean "chapstick"
Bad bitch gremlin
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JMS @jackms.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This looks incredible!
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