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Jackie Jorpjomp

@jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social
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Deceased famous singer.

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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 2h
Did the second guy threaten to kill Trump after Trump committed rape? A proper noun there would have been useful.
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 3h
Schumer is useless and AOC should run for his seat. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 3h
Cunt
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
No gay man would find this tool attractive.
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Taylor Swift: Don't Threaten Me With a Good Time
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Beers on the concourse and a quick piss
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Clearly looking to secure his place at the top of the impeachment line when Congress goes Dem after midterms.
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ashamed to admit - I would pay-per-view his.
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Putting aside everything else, Tons is not the normal/appropriate unit of measure for fuel.
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Schitts Creek Alexis Rose Shocked Reaction
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Bill Camp: Is That Bad? Concerned Look
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I heard it also attracted unicorns and that their population is booming. And soon, heards of scores of mighty unicorns will run free through this great country, shooting resplendent rainbows from their majestic horns. That’s what they’re saying.
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Wow Fascinating: David Rose's Sure...
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I mean….I want Trump to see Jesus.
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Has anyone done a study on recent applications/enrollment in the military academies? Would be interesting to see what, if any, impact Hegseth’s lunacy has had. Same for enlistments generally.
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Elf: Will Ferrell's Iconic Beef & Cheese Line
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
JFC. We are in a simulation. No other explanation.
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Community: Darkest Timeline
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Four points would be a slap on the wrist.
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So 18% of the country is either brain dead or evil. Great.
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Or alchemy?
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He’s preparing to hold the capitol against a siege.
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Whole picture is giving “I’m a big boy” energy.
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Dr Evil's Funny Face Dare
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Leslie Nielsen in The Naked Gun: Nothing To See Here
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Yep, Seems About Right Meme
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What a fat sloppy cunt. And I mean that pejoratively.
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Happy New: We Are Laughing
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You’re never getting the J back from RFK.
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
“An man”?
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Omg Popcorn
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Yes Please Oh Yeah
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Forgot Cletus: Shoulda bit didn’ta
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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The Simpsons: Milhouse's Looking Glass Quote
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
1. Homer: You don’t win friends with salad. 2. Miss Hoover: It’s a perfectly cromulent word. 3. Hutz: That’s why you’re the judge and I’m the law-talking guy. 4. Comic Book Guy: Worst ___ ever. 5. McClure: You may remember me from Such___ as ___.
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Theory: He gets constant neurological examinations (“cognitive tests”). Is it possible he just has a ColoGuard box strapped to his ass? Like they are sending out his poo for constant testing?
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Mullet Man Says Yes That Is Awesome
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I should be allowed to hit the like button more than once for this.
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Top 8-10 WR. Never had a QB
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Dude looks like a Temu Franco brother
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Is he also too much of a wuss to ride the subway in NYC?
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I would stake my life that this “man’s” favorite song is Cotton Eye Joe.
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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The Simpsons: Mr. Burns' Boo-Urns
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I know. I hope they do it.
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Fingers Crossed
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I believe this is from an episode where the girls held a casino night and Blair was dealing blackjack.
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Not enjoying the Find Out portion of the programming I see.
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I feel it’s telling that Miller is announcing this. It’s like all the shitty lawyers in this administration said “even I know this is bullshit” and they left it up to Temu Count Chocula to be the mouthpiece.
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Tell me you don’t know how the 5th Amendment works without telling me you don’t know how the 5th Amendment works.
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Jackie Jorpjomp @jackiejorpjomp.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Cool. I’ll donate some bricks.
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Taylor Swift: Don't Threaten Me With a Good Time
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