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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 6m
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Im A Monster
ALT: Im A Monster
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 12m
9.5 because the left pinky toe is real weird
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 21h
Salted, please. Trying to put on weight
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nokomis has moved to Iowa
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That scene is pure cringe inducing anxiety. Not very money
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Prime day deal
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Even with the au poo (jus)? Thank you, thank you. I will see myself out to the hack joke convention in the sky.
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Poast (about shit) is the portmanteau for pot roast that I needed
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Its your list! But, I also agree.
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love that The Night Comes for Us is on this list
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Interaction inception because of ya know, epistolary. This seems like a hugely productive use of time, money, and nails to my head
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Who plays her?
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Accurate and succinct
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Right said Frida
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
His mustache in The Order was magnificent
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Which one, as a singular entity, would have been the most confusing/worst?
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In the finest foghorn leghorn accent: "your honor..."
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Entering this into evidence
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They WILL NOT be eating my pumpkins and gourds this year. I say, as I sit on my stoop all day with a spraybottle of vineger
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Have you read the mythical message board of gym bros arguing how many days are in a week?
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A verdict descends
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This week's Surber Goes There Soft Serve Segment is currently unsponsored
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
¿Por qué no los dos?
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Delayed ambivalence?
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Insights team sighted CoPilot as the source for a recent presentation. So proud of them
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Your contributions have been noted and will be referenced when the article is published. Your payment in the form of bent pieces of interconnected metal has been placed in the mail
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Are gophers able to do math?
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A pox on your cleaning i say!
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Fuck it dude, lets go ball(owl)ing
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Your strongarm, arm twisting tactics have worked
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Dude, just tell me what you want. Save me from iterating and wasting my time
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Dog with note"
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Squelch, damp, balmy, and ingrown hair
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Danlby the Scrivner
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Yaaaas
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Those are table stakes
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I too have managed to abstain for quite awhile. If i want to eat overpriced food on a stick and get to 2nd base in a crowd, I can go to pond hockey
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
You only have to wait until next thursday to test my hypothesis
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This is the state fair motto and you cannot convince me otherwise
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
As you demonstrated, playing this game with David Lynch movies and a bad movie describer would be equal parts hilarious and murder inducing The one with that lady from the island
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Excuse me, humans? Silence. Your royal highness requires a solid 20hrs+
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Amen, Brother! Said in your canonical voice
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Take a session 9 with some water and call your doctor in the morning
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It only gets better and weirder
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I honestly thought this was a me problem
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Silence, I would assume, is high up on the list of things to do when thieving. Right behind carrying a stethoscope
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Good, fast, cheap has a different ring to it when it comes to thievery and my sleep
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Sam Hill of beans
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Nervously biting my fingernails as the response bubbles appear to see if they liked my joke and how much money they need to defeat a sentient colostomy bag
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jackiedaytona.bsky.social @jackiedaytona.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Too late
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