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zombie jacki

@jacki.bsky.social
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Queen of the Harpies. 40-something goofball’s stream of consciousness. White Sox Bluesky standard-bearer. Never proofreads. Judges you by your favorite Beatle. Baseball and Dr Pepper. jackilikesbaseball.com

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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 13h
Text:
Hello how r u?

I’m googling pictures of Andrew Vaughn trying to confirm or debunk his listed height so I mean pretty good
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 13h
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I put on my robe and wizard hat
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie
Rainbow Brite: “you’ll be fine ho”
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’ve been passing up heat tools in favor of air dry cream lately This is a big deal for me This is growth
Irish curls
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I did indeed
Enjoy the ride clippy
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Said another way:
Friend asks for one pessimistic an one optimistic baseball take.

I said 1. [The White Sox making a postseason run] won’t happen again next year.
2. But it might.
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Saturday.
A gigantic tumbler of doctor pepper
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I literally slept through most of the day, and now…
And now it’s goblin time
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Can’t speak for this guy, tho, who is old af
It’s my husband, then about nine years old, in his 86 bears shirt.  (And a bears logo over his sisters face bc she didn’t ask for this lol)
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Never you mind
John Lennon in disguise during Help!
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Omg Kyle stop challenging
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Good folks are the ones who look after you and don’t judge when you go nonverbal at the function
Me and my friend Allie
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The long ride home
On the train back to the suburbs
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
From the stands:
Omg score some runs
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sat.
Pregame
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
:)
Encourage them kids in their baseball fandom
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If I still had a MySpace account this would be my profile picture
Heavily filtered m, not looking at the camera, etc
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
WITH HIS LITTLE TURTLENECK SWEATER
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
But it might work for us
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
True, but
“I said I don’t want any damn vegetables.” -Todd Flanders
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
random phone photo
The rangers spent $556M on Corey Seager, Marcus Seimien and Jon Gray,

That what you guys want?
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s good to be home
Selfie me, with waves
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Now that I’m home can tell you about how while I was out of town, my mom was just out there throwin’ parties at my house and tryna use our solo cups
Text from my mom telling me she was throwing a Game 1 watch party at my house and asking for our solo cups
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
True story I designed and printed my own wedding invitations using Microsoft Publisher (RIP)
Said invitations
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Grant. Taylor.
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lmao
Pham flies into a double play
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh fuck I forgot bc I’ve been in goblin time since yesterday my bad yall
Goblin time
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey does anyone need a squirrel glitter globe from the Cracker Barrel
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sixteen! Happy Anniversary, Wes. I sure am proud to be your wife.
My husband Wes and I on our wedding day 16 years ago
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What it’s like being my friend
Chat should I have a victory crispy taco or a victory chicken pot pie
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
MY BAD SORRY TAYLOR
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love all of you very much.
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pepper content
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
BREATHE
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
View
Dog in the foreground; ballgame in the background
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Behold, all things are made new
Last few moments before playoffs start.  Lots of zeros on that board.
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I guess
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hahahahahaha fuck you
My fantasy league sent me an “achievement” and the achievement was coming in last place lol
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We’ll do our best but no promises lol
From a podcast in 2021 where I made a “fuck Jose Altuve” sign for my background
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bring on Houston
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just hope both teams lose
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love my White Sox friends lol
We all said the same thing about Brenton Doyle
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just got home
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Once more, with feeling
At the ballpark
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP DENNY’S
Goblin time
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Us
Last panel of the bronze medal meme
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Schriffen ain’t taking that
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