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@jackhenrygreene.bsky.social
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Films and jokes, 25, he/him If you're a job recruiter finding this, my cat hacked my account or something.

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Jack @jackhenrygreene.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Very happy to share a trailer I directed for my lovely girlfriend's audio series: Echoes In A Jar!
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Jack @jackhenrygreene.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I don't know what it says about me as an artist that the racist Uwe Boll film is similar to a screenplay I've been writing for three years, the only difference being that it's morally framed in the complete opposite way and treats its radicalized, self-righteous, insufferable protagonist as a hero.
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Jack @jackhenrygreene.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I haven't lived in New York in thirteen years but being from there should hopefully still give me the power to summon Mamdani and destroy my landlord.
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Jack @jackhenrygreene.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Invincible Spoilers: I made this in 30 minutes in MS Paint
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Jack @jackhenrygreene.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I've watched the first three seasons of Inside No. 9 and only two episodes so far have ended on a positive note. Which is totally fine, I love how much of a feel-bad show it is, but there's something genuinely heartwarming about things working out occasionally. In a show this dark, it feels earned.
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Jack @jackhenrygreene.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
My hyperfiation so far this year has been music by or centered around people in wacky costumes, makeup or both.
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Jack @jackhenrygreene.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
The way you react to Chappell Roan related drama is a litmus test for parasocial entitlement.
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Jack @jackhenrygreene.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
As a kid, I thought Pac-Man being 25 was middle aged since he had a wife and son and now I'm that age.
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Jack @jackhenrygreene.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Media I watched too young that gave me a weird fixation on smoking crack.
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Jack @jackhenrygreene.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Nothing brings you and your partner together better than simultaneously getting pink eye without any known cause on a train to a city neither of you want to go to.
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Jack @jackhenrygreene.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Welp whatever I do now, it's on KPop Demon Hunters
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Jack @jackhenrygreene.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I dont think the Turkish dictator who The Happy Dictator by Gorillaz is about should've done all that, but fuck if he didn't inspire a killer song.
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Jack @jackhenrygreene.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I want to collect pairs of songs with monumentally large disparities in quality placed right next eachother on albums.
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Jack @jackhenrygreene.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I just relistened to Cracker Island and while it's not my favourite Gorillaz album, probably second lowest above The Fall, it does have this one perfect moment in Damon and Stevie Nicks' harmonies on Oil. The delivery of "INTERLOCKING CLUSTER BOMBS" sends me into another dimension.
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Jack @jackhenrygreene.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Holy shit, The Mountain is good.
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Jack @jackhenrygreene.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Shoutout to characters to fight solely for love of the game but with a sense of honour. Gotta be one of my favourite archetypes.
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Jack @jackhenrygreene.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Listening to bits of the Gorillaz Plastic Beach live show at Copper Box again, and it Rhinestone Eyes might genuinely have my favourite live performance of a song I've ever heard. It's not even my favourite song but hearing it performed like that live was a religious experience.
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Jack @jackhenrygreene.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Not me saying "being poor rules" and high-fiving the pharmacist when I find out I get my medication for free because I'm on Universal Credit.
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Jack @jackhenrygreene.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I called Joey Valence and Brae "JD Vance and Brae" which I feel is an honest mistake.
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Jack @jackhenrygreene.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I'm watching the second season of Gen V right now and honestly, as on the nose and unsubtle as their satire can be, I don't think anything The Boys does can be any dumber than the situations they're basing it off of.
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Jack @jackhenrygreene.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Thinking about how my stepmother pronounced Toblerone with the same rythym as Chappell Roan
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Jack @jackhenrygreene.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Fuck this shit, man.
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Jack @jackhenrygreene.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
We have never been so back
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Jack @jackhenrygreene.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I watched Phantom of the Paradise a second time recently and I love how ominously Swan is built up in the first twenty minutes and then the first time you see him, he comes out looking like this.
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Jack @jackhenrygreene.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I react to video essays featuring other video essayists reading passages the same way I would with MCU cameos as a teenager.
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Jack @jackhenrygreene.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Mulholland Drive really taps into the deep primal fear of old people getting too close to you.
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Jack @jackhenrygreene.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Ah shit, Dark Jack broke free. Where’s my gun?
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Jack @jackhenrygreene.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
It's incredible that Sam Reich is straight as he has the energy of a gay man who RUNS New York.
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Jack @jackhenrygreene.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I love my relationship because I feel like we come off like an evil rich couple to others.
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Jack @jackhenrygreene.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Bastard by Tyler, The Creator isn't on streaming so I only listen to it on YouTube which is so weird with ads *the most vile, heinous lyrics you've ever heard "Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday!"
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Jack @jackhenrygreene.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I'm 25 years old and have seen Shrek 2 dozens of times and only just realized this is supposed to be Jill from Jack and Jill.
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 09/01/2026
if you're aghast and you can't last there's a fast way to pass all those bastard bots blue and red password dots
Music volume up crying guy meme
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Lane Greene @lanegreene.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Watched the new Knives Out last night and really enjoyed it. But what in the Christ is Daniel Craig aiming for with his accent? Posh Foghorn Leghorn? I spent my first 22 years in the south in a southern family and never heard anyone talk that way. @rianjohnson.bsky.social?
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Jack @jackhenrygreene.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
My life is just like Grand Theft Auto V except not at all I just have a weird Canadian friend.
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CineCalendar @cinecalendar.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Dec 31st - Wolves attack, killing the last of the trappers dogs and the trapper himself, but not before he hands Jean Kayak his trapping guide 📽️📅 Hundreds of Beavers (2024)
3 Screenshots from the movie "Hundreds of Beavers" (2024): First, two figures sit in a snowy landscape illuminated by a campfire and a lantern, with the caption "11:00 P.M. DECEMBER 31st." Second, a close-up of a bearded man wearing a fur hat shaped like an animal, staring ahead with intensity. Third, a dark forest scene with falling snow, where numerous glowing pairs of eyes peer ominously through the trees.
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Rian Johnson @rianjohnson.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
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Jack @jackhenrygreene.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
If I scream in the face of this baby behind me on my flight will it reset?
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Jack @jackhenrygreene.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I’ve been watching my brother play Portal 2 on holiday and got reminded that it has one of the most unexpectedly beautiful endings with one of the most heartwarming pieces of music ever composed. It doesn’t even affect the story. They didn’t have to do this. But I’m so glad they did.
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Jack @jackhenrygreene.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
My Instagram feed has switched primarily to videos of capybaras because they’re my girlfriend’s favourite animal and I frequently send her reels of them and this is one of the few times I’m fine with being plugged into the algorithm.
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Jack @jackhenrygreene.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I’m so bummed the John Wick franchise didn’t keep Dean Winters’ character around given that he’s the one guy who doesn’t magically speak every language and switches between them without precedent.
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
And Jesus Christ, who DID die (but he came back a bit later, it was a whole thing)
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Jack @jackhenrygreene.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I hope this email finds the clit
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Jack @jackhenrygreene.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Dude, the pain sound in Mario 64 sounds so much like Charles Martinet getting punched in the throat that is such a horrid sound he makes.
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Jack @jackhenrygreene.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Wondering what my opps are up to now.
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Jack @jackhenrygreene.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Dawg why did I choose to spend my first day off in who knows how long watching the last episode of Adolescence and finishing Lisa: The Painful again?
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Jack @jackhenrygreene.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I don't think I've ever seen a show suffer from its ensemble's scheduling conflicts as unsubtly as the last season of Arrested Development does. And that's saying something, considering the fourth season literally had focus episodes for each characters that still somehow tied into eachother better.
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Jack @jackhenrygreene.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I really like games about bald, bearded overprotective fathers with a scar over one eye and a dark past going to any lengths necessary to protect their child.
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Jack @jackhenrygreene.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Werner Herzog voice: The world disregarded them as mad in spite of their suspicions being true. Yet their spirals into obsession has made them the very labels given to them.
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Jack @jackhenrygreene.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Me in a torture dungeon: Yo, is it cool if I vape in here?
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Jack @jackhenrygreene.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
My neck hurts and I want someone to do this to me but without my head coming off.
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