Jackelope Johnson @jackelopejohnson.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Maybe the real GTA 6 is the war we made with Iran along the way 000 0
Jackelope Johnson @jackelopejohnson.bsky.social · 20/03/2025They’re trying to make him feel better cause he shit his diaper 010 0
Jackelope Johnson @jackelopejohnson.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Hitler also did some socially awkward hand gestures if I’m not mistaken 000 0
Jackelope Johnson @jackelopejohnson.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Don’t let them tell you what you saw Elon do today. You’re right. He did exactly what you saw him do. There is no missing context. It was not “my heart goes out to you”. He knew what he was doing. 000 0
Jackelope Johnson @jackelopejohnson.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Heaven gained its strangest angel. Rest in peace, king 010 0
Jackelope Johnson @jackelopejohnson.bsky.social · 14/01/2025MF DOOM be like: Co-sign for the gold mine and tie the noose loosely Go find the bovine and guide a choosey snoopy Ice cream and cookies are better than pussy 020 0
Jackelope Johnson @jackelopejohnson.bsky.social · 08/01/2025In like three months there’s going to be a new type of “worst person you know” that only makes decisions based on polymarket data 020 0
Jackelope Johnson @jackelopejohnson.bsky.social · 31/12/2024What would you do if my friends and I started grunting like apes and jerking each other off? What would you do then? 000 0
Jackelope Johnson @jackelopejohnson.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Heaven gained its smallest angel. Rest in peace, king 010 0
Jackelope Johnson @jackelopejohnson.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Heaven just gained its largest angel. Rest in peace, king. 010 0
Jackelope Johnson @jackelopejohnson.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Just found out that Trump has super tiny wrists 000 0
Jackelope Johnson @jackelopejohnson.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Press the button, Mr. President. I’m ready. Press the button, let’s go. 000 0
Jackelope Johnson @jackelopejohnson.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Starting to think that the only personality that a white man can have after turning 18 is “Everything is a conspiracy designed to make me fail.” Like shut up Fuck off 100 0
Reposted by Jackelope JohnsonErin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 14/11/2024There is a push among some orgs, "moderate" legislators, and even trans people to "give up the sports issue" in hopes that will stop hate. I have watched moderates try this in 23 state houses. It doesn't work. There is no amount of give you can offer that will stop them from taking. 431430340 0
Jackelope Johnson @jackelopejohnson.bsky.social · 14/11/2024They should hire him to keep doing his normal thing except now there’s a group of people off camera shooting guns at him while he talks 000 0
Jackelope Johnson @jackelopejohnson.bsky.social · 13/11/2024There’s at least one McDonald’s fart that’s been trapped inside this guy for 30 years 020 0
