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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 03/10/2026
yes i'm about a week late to this trend but i will take any excuse to bring up playcrafter
My9Games image. Dragon Quest 9; Hacknet; Warioware D.I.Y; Paladins; Dicey Dungeons; FTL: Faster Than Light; Touhou 8: Imperishable Night; Playcrafter; Darkest Dungeon
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 10/09/2026
EoSD remake is. yep. that's EoSD alright nearly died to cirno award ⑨
Screenshot of Steam achievements. 2 levels have been completed as well as the "Deathbomb successfully for the first time" achievement
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 01/09/2026
People also ask: Is "niche" pronounced "niche" or "niche"?
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 28/08/2026
i don't think these are the testimonials I'd use
Testimonials: What they're saying about us
* Michelle: "Waited nearly 2 hours for food". 5/5
* Mandy: " ". 5/5
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 19/08/2026
i'm not sure why i'm fine with STS1's references like Inserter, but think STS2's references like Bing Bong are tacky
Screenshot of the "Inserter" relic from Slay the Spire 1.Screenshot of the "Bing Bong" relic from Slay the Spire 2.
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 17/08/2026
Lady Luck could solo the Heart of Darkness but Dismas and Reynauld could never finish their episodes
Screenshot of a Steam category. 2 games were played in July: Dicey Dungeons and Darkest Dungeon
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 13/08/2026
they added microtransactions to sporcle i'm going to kill everyone
Screenshot of Sporcle. "Whoops! Out of time... Add 60 seconds?" with a "25 coins" button next to a "give up :(" button
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 12/08/2026
feeling nostalgic for playcrafter
screenshot of Playcrafter. There's a golf game being made
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 04/08/2026
thanks for clarifying
Wikipedia screenshot of Mary Jo Catlett.

Catlett with her character, Mrs. Puff (left) in 2013
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 27/07/2026
GO AWAY
Google search for "i slammed my penis in the car door"

AI Overview: "This is a famous Genius Lyrics internet meme and sound clip featuring Daffy Duck and Parappa. If this is an actual medical emergency, please go to the nearest hospital right away.

"What To Do If It Is Real:"
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 26/07/2026
went on a weekend getaway to my childhood town and they appear to have installed some of the most terrifying sculptures these seagulls would have been seared into my head as a kid
Picture of two seagull head sculptures. One of them looks normal; the other one is yelling and looks much more ragged
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 24/07/2026
Dismas is doomed to die in the most humiliating of ways
Screenshot of Darkest Dungeon. Dismas is getting killed by a small pig yelling at him
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 22/07/2026
Big fan of the guy on the left, who appears to be kneeling in front of Howebts' front door while staring at a couple
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 21/07/2026
chills
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 21/07/2026
need to actually finish the game first
Steam achievements overview. "July 16th, Jackeea achieved: "Kill all bosses""
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 14/07/2026
can someone inform Youtube that there is this concept called "sorting things so that they appear in an order", i think they should try it in the sidebar not alphabetical, not "most recent upload" date, not in the order i subbed. am I meant to go through these just combing through them all?
A screenshot of a Youtube subscriptions list. They're not sorted in any particular order.
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 03/07/2026
amazing
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 03/07/2026
getting back into darkest dungeon googled a quest i was unsure about was greeted by snarky me from 9 years ago giving bad advice (i will not change)
Reddit post: "What are some tips for the Shrieker's Prize quest?"

Reply by Jackeea (9 years ago): "Don't die. Literally the only thing you need to know!"
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 03/07/2026
is there a ballmer peak curve for heat induced sleep depriviation because i think i've hit it
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 29/06/2026
"well, with the way the world's going, it COULD have been true, that's the thing!" I always keep this smbc comic in the back of my mind whenever I'm about to get irrationally angry about things
SMBC comic.
* Anyway, I couldn't beleive it when I saw the news.
* That's because the article you read was false, and here's the evidence that it's false.
* WELL, even so, the fact that I *could* believe it tells you something about the current state of affairs.
* Character 2 starts screaming for 4 panels
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 20/06/2026
look I don't work in the food industry but i'd consider renaming that one
Screenshot of a "Highlights" menu from Google Maps. There are two images - one of "Fried Fish", with the other labelled "Awful Scampi and Chips"
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 11/06/2026
I'm never going to be able to cast my favourite croc ever again
Perforator Crocodile - When Perforator Crocodile enters, for each creature your opponents control, conjure a card named Stab Wound onto the battlefield attached to that creature.
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 10/06/2026
THEY'RE REMAKING TOUHOU 6??????
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 04/06/2026
said subtle quirk in action (note the atoms occasionally schmooving over to the left hand side set of spinny wheels)
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 02/06/2026
my opus magnum puzzle* is in the gaaaame 🎉 *a puzzle i submitted that was tweaked by the submissions team due to its similarity to an existing puzzle and a subtle quirk in how its optimal rate solve could be made more interesting, which is pretty much beyond me
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 30/05/2026
kill kill kill kill kill
Google search for "thank you for your attention to this matter".

AI Overview: "You are very welcome! If there is anything else I can help you with today—whether you are looking to book a trip, find a restaurant, or research a specific topic—just let me know! How can I assist you?"
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 26/05/2026
not what i asked, google, but it's okay
Google search for "four times a week". Google predicts "four times a week = 28 days"
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 25/05/2026
it's a game with addictive elements (flashing colours, numbers going up) based on a real life card game (poker) with stakes (represented by a gamified version of money) in a game marketed towards children in a genre that's very popular! but then again, so was Luigi's Casino from NSMB
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 13/05/2026
destructible physics my beloved
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 06/05/2026
forever fascinated by people who buy a roguelike and have never played a roguelike before
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 04/05/2026
oh, huh. cool. uvs nirvana was short and sweet
Screenshot of Steam. "You've played for 3 hours" as well as an achievement for "Solve every puzzle in the game"
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 24/04/2026
7drl results are out, and hey, I'll take it! 1.75 out of 3 is a passing grade, right ...wish I'd read the feedback about there being too many symbols before adding a whole new set of them, augh will shove an update up sometime this weekend
Screenshot of the 7DRL rankings. Alchemastery scores 1.75 out of 3.
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 20/04/2026
sure, okay
Popular Shopping Ideas: Black, Pink, Nintendo, Red, Replacement, Blue
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 17/04/2026
what do you MEAN the regent's pronouns are "his majesty/him". that's dope af
The Regent's pronouns are listed internally in the source code as follows:
* Subject Pronoun: his Majesty
* Object Pronoun: him
* Adjective/Possessive pronoun: his Majesty's
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 15/04/2026
RAAAAAAAH BEST OPUS MAGNUM PLAYER OF ALL TIME (update dropped like 2 minutes ago)
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 10/04/2026
interesting. will this be on the exam
Newcastle Brown Ale is a brown ale, originally brewed in Newcastle
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 03/04/2026
Screenshot of a Steam notification. Dicey Dungeons' icon is on the left. The notification has the title "THE GAY MEN"
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 02/04/2026
i feel like my art is not quite portraying the character as well as I'd like
Character select screen. The description says "Skarea. Builds up brutal strikes and eviscerates her foes." The character image is a crudely drawn snake (?) with its tongue out
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 30/03/2026
making things look good is hard. making things look reasonable is, like, allegedly doable
A tooltip saying:
* Inflict Poison
* Inflict Slowdown
* Heal
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 27/03/2026
me, approximately 1 month ago: if I make each card use symbols instead of text, this means i should be able to convey complex designs without having to type out paragraphs! this should make cards straightforward and easy to parse me, now:
There's a card with the description "Forge. Scatter 1x Lead. 3 poison". It has a tooltip, with:
* Forge: This spell's effects trigger an additional time for each level of metal used (beyond Lead).
* Scatter: Place {amount} copies of {symbol} randomly on empty spaces.
* Poison: Take 1 damage each turn, the nreduce Poison by one. Different stacks of Poison deal damage independently.
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 25/03/2026
very disappointed with this mineral. geologists, please name your rocks better
picture of my game, the Compendium page.
Name: Tealite
Rarity: uncommon
Description: Despite its gaudy-sounding name, this ore is a disappointingly ugly greyish-brown rock. Generally discarded by any practical metalchemist; it is not a widely used, processed, or desired mineral. Can be used as a teaching tool about which ores to avoid.
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 25/03/2026
it's not even bright bluey green, what's up with th-oh
Picture of the mineral "Teallite". It's an ugly greyish rock.Teallite was first described in 1904 from its type locality in Santa Rosa, Antequera, Bolivia. It was named for the British geologist Jethro Justinian Harris Teall (1849–1924)
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 24/03/2026
the item "Guillotine" from Luck be a Landlord
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 24/03/2026
the AI overview sucks ass, but "torment, strain, and shelving" is now going to take up a section in my brain for the rest of my life thanks
Google search for "rack vs wrack". It starts ""Rack" is generally the preferred spelling for torment, strain, or shelving, while "wrack" is largely reserved for destruction or shipwrecks"
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 23/03/2026
huh, cool, finally managed to make a gold atom. seemed a bit tricky but certainly doable- oh
Screenshot of the game I'm making. There's mostly trash scattered over a grid, but there's a single bright yellow symbol in the middleScreenshot of Godot on Steam. "Usage Time: 469.6 hours"
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 22/03/2026
i have no memory of this afternoon
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 19/03/2026
this feels like an unfortunate (?) name
Picture of 3 cards, with their attacks highlighted: "Water Strike", "Earth Strike", and "Air Strike"
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 18/03/2026
trying a new "ease the player into picking up a symbol they haven't picked up before" system ...it's not subtle (one bonus: you can just completely and utterly do away with the concept of assigning cards to characters. the system Just Works™)
Four columns of card rewards. Three of them just contain symbols already in the player's deck. The first one contains a new, purple symbol, and looks fairly out of place
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 18/03/2026
dragon stops me playing this compound anywhere. amazing
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Jackeea @jackeea.com · 17/03/2026
LOOKIT HIM HE'S SO DICE i am glad that his 6 is on the top. anatomically correct warrior dicey dungeons
Screenshot of the Games from Ireland Steam eventCloseup of Warrior (dicey dungeons) from the previous image. He's very small and has a smile on his face
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