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Jack Dando

@jackdando.bsky.social
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Survey Wizard • Natsec/CWMD policy • Sociology MA GMU• Meme Warfare Analyst • DC • Lawyer in 2030

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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Exhibit two: Marky
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
a fine addition to my “abolish West Point“ file
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Pulitzer-winning cartoonist SGT Mauldin was called an “unpatriotic anarchist“ by General Patton for making fun of combat shaving requirements. Some things never change!
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Wow. OPM says it will no longer administer the yearly FEVS survey. Agencies will be left on their own to complete the congressional requirement.
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
“I can always tell when people have had work done.”
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The military asking this on the PHA questionnaire is wild
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I’m getting Iraq invasion flashbacks
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Democracies try to replace blood with capital in war. #THEORY
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
because they haven’t READ THEORY
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Just saw this at the PX yesterday 🙃
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
READ THEORY
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Atlantic should READ THEORY
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Citizen soldiers deserve rights! They should only be limited by immediate national security threats.
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Google AI has more timeline envy than me. “Pete Hegseth was not chosen to be SECDEF. While he was nominated and confirmed by the senate, this is a fictional scenario and the senate never confirmed him…and the concept is part of a political hypothetical.” If AI has no haters, I am dead.
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Mood
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Yarvin: "Society should be ruled by unaccountable CEOs with absolute power." "Ok I'll submit to Costco." Yarvin: "No, not those kind of companies."
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Would be so funny if people did this during Trumps birthday parade
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
For a brief time, Hugh Hefner and 1st SGT the rooster coexisted on Camp Pickett
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Like Padme: I don't know you anymore. [Ossoff] you're breaking my heart. I'll never stop loving you, but you are going down a path I can't follow. Ossoff: Because of Trump? PADME: Because of what you've done . . . what you plan to do. Stop, stop now. Come back! I love you! And you're so hot!
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
No
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Cardinals are red Capitalists sell the hanging rope Fear and tremble before Comrade Prevost the
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
The Trump admin for some reason:
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
This is what Justice Jackson who tried the war criminals at Nuremberg had to say about their crimes:
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Ok I get how this is so unimportant compared to everything else but I HATE how Hegseth has been dressing. I have never seen in my life any SECDEF wear anything but a suit with a flag pin. What is he doing??? 😫
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Senator King called Hegseth out for all of this during the hearings 😫
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Bruh civil military relations conference got canceled at the Army war college
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Once again the STEM surveillance capitalist tech bros prove the need for humanities. What do you mean helping the West win a clash of civilizations bro? Tell me you’ve read one book without telling me.
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
My tape ball will just keep getting bigger
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
It’s officially unvandalized and de-taped
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Most tragic Trump action to date: Cancelling Army band performance of Janelle Monae’s music that I’ve been looking forward too for months because of woke.
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Breaking: Hegseth announces that the EO to restore merit means that military bases cannot be named after confederate soldiers because they were “losers”
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Narrator: This is not a shift. This is the way business has been done in the past. Source: I was at the border on Title 10 orders under Trump and Biden
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Yoooo I just tried to get on tiktok. Everyone who tried to use the app will see this
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Hegseth hearings summarized:
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Thus always to tyrants!
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I (don’t) like some of Kissinger’s actions, what the f*** does he know about artificial intelligence?
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
This is Doris Calloway. The US Army named her Man of the Year in 1959 for her research showing that broccoli could protect against cancer caused by radiation! She thought it was funny and proudly displayed her Man of the Year plaque for the rest of her career!
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Me during the annual cadet football game. Service academies delenda est
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
'Murica
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Using AI to turn the army regulations on PPBE into a podcast 👹
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Jack Dando @jackdando.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Congratulations to the first drag queen to become Vice President!
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